Chapter Five
And just for all you Grandpa fans, I've added this special chapter.
Since I have told you what the rest of the family was up to, I feel it is only fair to tell you what Grandpa was doing at the time this story takes place. He was watching Matlock.
"Maaaaattttllllooocccckkk!" cried Grandpa in excitement.
"Quiet you, you'll wake up Moleman!" shouted his nurse. Moleman jolted awake.
"Oh, I was dreaming I still had my original vertebrae," he said sadly.
"Now, take your medication, all of you!" The old codgers complied.
"And now, a word from our sponsors." said the TV.
"What the- now look what you did, you young whippersnapper! You made us miss Matlock!" yelled Grandpa angrily, but then, he's always angry.
"Nobody cares, ya old coot!" Grandpa turned to his companions and said:
"This reminds me of a story. I was eatin' oranges on the boardwalk when- *snort!*" Grandpa had fallen asleep. His dentures fell in his lap.
Oh, and before I forget, I had better just say that the Simpsons belong to Matt Groening, and Grandpa's stories belong to Grandpa. And yeah, I know what the description says, I promise, cross my heart, the mystery and intertwining stories will fan out in the next two chapters.