During Science class, Wil Wheaton, Stuart, and Barry were throwing paper balls at the different students' Science experiments. They then walked over to Sheldon's experiment and launched a paper ball at it, Sheldon jumped sexily in front of the ball and yelled,
"FOR SCIENCE!"
Everyone started clapping for Sheldon's bravery and they started clapping even harder when Sheldon died from a ruptured spleen.
Leonard was extremely sad though,
"I'll miss him, he was crazy but he was a good friend." He said sadly, cutting himself with his glasses.
"Bazinga!" Sheldork yelled popping up, it turns out that he didn't die after all. Leonard and I were pissed at him for tricking us so we gave him the middle finger and walked off. While we were working, we ran into that prep Howard which pissed me off immensely.
"I thought you were off doing Jewish things." I said.
"I'm done now you stupid goth." Howard retorted rolling his eyes. I glared at his shrimp body and stomped off with Leonard at my heels.
"Ugh, why does he have to think he's better than everyone else? Why does he have to be such a stupid prep?" I grumbled.
"I know right?" Leonard said. Then, we started making out in the halls, Leonard took off my shirt and I took off his pants and we started doing it! Sheldon saw us and he ran off crying, he was scarred for life!