AN: WARNING some of this chapter is extremely scary, viewer excretion advised!
After school, Leonard, Raj, and I went to the convenient store. We bought some candy and Yoo-hoo and stuff and Raj got everything for free since he's Indian.
Before we could leave the store, Stuart walked in with a sad look on his face and he ran up to Raj.
"I don't care what those stupid friends of mine think, I don't care if they don't want me to be with you; I love you! I just want to be with you!" He cried to him. Barry and Wil Wheaton then walked up with sneers on their faces.
"You broke the Bully Pact Stuart, it said to never fall for a nerd!" Wil Wheaton said angrily.
"I don't care, he's my boyfriend and I love him!" Stuart retorted. Howard, who had been masticating to Playboy magazines heard this and it made him angry because Raj had been his boyfriend before he went preppy. He then walked up to Stuart and they started to fight to the death!
Stuart then gave Howard a giant paper cut with his comic book and Howard started to cry. Then, the ground started to shake and Howard's mother ran in looking livid.
"How dare you make my son cry?" She creamed. Then, she and Howard started combining their bodies like on Teen Wolf and they became a giant unstoppable beast!
They started knocking down the magazine racks and they started eating all the food! They even shoved Pop Rocks and soda down some random kid's throat and he exploded and died! The owners of the convenient store were pissed!
"I'll show them how it's done in Bikampur!" One of the owners said pulling out a gun and shooting Howard and his mother a gazillion times! His bullets had no effect on them though!
"There is only one way to defeat them." Sheldon said and he started to throw peanuts at Hoard and his mother. They started screaming in pain and then they came apart and were a danger no longer. Howard's mother ran off to go watch Days of Our Lives and Wil Wheaton walked up to Howard with a look of admiration on his face.
"That was so cool; do you want to be my boyfriend?" He asked.
"Sure." Howard said and then they went off to go have sex.