A couple of months later, Leslie came back to school with her butt looking smaller than it used to be. Bernadette had also gone to trial and she got put in jail for assault with a deadly weapon. However, her dad, who was a cop, threatened to fire everyone until they set her free so they did and she was back in school.
"Lilac, I love you, will you please go back out with me?" Leonard sobbed and he started singing Vampires Will Never Hurt You by My Chemical Romance.
"No, piss off, besides, that song isn't even relevant to the situation." I sniffed.
"Ebony forgave me when I sang her that song." Leonard pouted.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH MY SISTER?"I screamed.
"Technically, we weren't together these past couple of months so technically I wasn't cheating." He retorted.
"Ugh whatever, you probably have aids anyway!" I said before storming out of the cafeteria with Amy and Bernadette at my heels. When we reached the hallway, we could see that stupid prep Howard crying all over the place.
"What's wrong with him?" I cackled.
"He's pregnant." Stuart said walking up. He had left the bully club so he could be with Raj, but then he pretended to break up with Raj so he could be back in the bully club, and now he was working as a double agent.
"Wtf how?" I asked.
"Well, whenever he and his mother combined their bodies, her womb and ovaries stayed in his body and now he can get pregnant." Stuart explained.
I gasped!
"What does Wil Wheaton think about this?" Amy asked.
Stuart shrugged,
"From what I know, he has no idea about it, if I were him though; I'd be pretty freaked out. Before any of us could reply, Leonard ran up naked, he had a big you know what and everything!
"Please take me back Lilac! Ebony is too mean and Leslie isn't that much fun since she had her butt cut off." He cried.
"Why the heck are you naked?" I asked, ignoring everything he had said.
"I took off my clothes to try and seduce you!" He screamed and started cutting himself with his glasses. I rolled my eyes, I had no time for his pathetic cheating ass and I stomped off yet again with Amy and Bernadette at my heels.
"Lilac wait!" Leonard yelled and he then started singing Addicted by Simple Plan. I was flattened because he finally sang a song that was relevant to the situation so I jumped on him and we started screwing right in the middle of the hall way. Everyone started cheesing our names because they thought we looked so cute together, some kids were even videotaping it! Leonard and I were too busy getting busy to care though. We were happy because we knew that we would be the only ones for each other.