That night we had a party at my house to celebrate Leonard and me getting back together. Raj's sexy older brother, Sanjay Gupta, was there too. He was wearing a ripped fishnet shirt, black Tripp pants, and a pair of black converse. He was wearing a lot of black eyeliner and black lipstick.
Leonard was still naked because he had forgotten where he had put his clothes after he had taken them off earlier. He had a really big you know what though so no one really cared.
I was wearing a black Underoath t-shirt with a black lacy skirt that came to my calves and a pair of knee high converse. I had my hair in a French braid.
"Hey." Howard said in his nasty preppy voice.
"Ugh, who invited you?" I growled.
"Like omg you guys are sooo scary!" Howard exclaimed before running off crying. We all started cheering when he left because you can't have those stupid preps crashing a party.
Then! All the suddenly, a horrible man with green skin and giant muscles came bursting through the door he had green skin (basically like the Incredible Hulk in the movie) he was wearing black shorts but it was obvious he wasn't gothic it was… THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
"Hulk smash!" The Hulk yelled before smashing his fist down and killing a group of people.
"Noooo!" I screamed in terror.
"You must do something Lilac." The Hulk said after everyone had fled.
"No leave me alone!" I cried; I didn't want to do anything that evil green monster told me to do.
"You must kill Bernadette." The Hulk cackled. I thought about Bernadette and her sexah voice and how she cheated on me with Leonard so we could have threesomes.
"NO!" I shouted angrily.
"Fine, if you don't then I shall kill your beloved Leonard." The Hulk said.
"How did you know?" I gasped.
"I hath telekinesis, and if you don't kill Bernadette then I shall kill her anyway!" The Hulk exclaimed before smashing out a wall and running off.
I couldn't believe what just happened, my party had been ruined and now I had to kill my girlfriend or the Incredible Hulk would kill my boyfriend! I sat down and started to cry when I saw someone looming over me, looking at me with concern, I gasped! It was….
To be continued!