Sherstrade du jour
Prompt : Valentine
Rating : PG for silliness
Roses are red,
Your scarf is blue,
Will you bloody well put it on, you blockhead,
Before you go down with the flu.
Lestrade, your sense of metrics is horrendous. SH
You mean Met-ricious, right?
That was meretricious, you Beotian. And no, I don't. SH
Very well, then.
Lestrade? SH
Greg? SH
You're not going to spend the whole evening talking to Anderson, are you? SH
Anderson doesn't have a scarf. SH
Anderson would have to ask a Boy Scout how to knot a scarf. SH
If you're trading Met puns with Anderson, you'll be solving your next thirty or forty cases on your own. SH
Oh, for God's sake.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't believe you
Have just made me type out a truism that tepid. Sherlock
Love you too, kid. Wanna try the Morgue cafet later?
"Met" you in ten, Detective Inspector. SH