Raj's dad!

"Omg wtf, how'd you get out of the computer?" I gasped. Raj's dad got a 'dude you're so retarded' look on his face,

"I don't always stay in the computer, I do other things too."

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"I know how to defeat the Hulk." Raj's dad said. I and everyone who had come back after the Hulk left started cracking up laughing.

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS; THIS AIN'T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO!" Raj's dad thundered, causing everyone to gasp with shock.

"What do you mean?" I dared to ask, I had no idea what a rodeo had to do with anything. Raj's dad's voice then got all low and hot like a male version of Amy Lee in the beginning of Going Under.

"I went to Mexico once, I tricked the people there into believing that I was one of their own, and then I joined a Latin gang. I lost a lot of good men in that gang."

"Okay?" Leonard said, looking at Raj's dad like he was crazy.

"I'm staying that I have street cred, and that I'm going to kill that mother fucker!" Raj's dad thundered.

"Why are you so keen on killing the Hulk?" I wondered.

"Bernadette's dad saved my life once, I owe him one." Raj's dad said and then he got out his gun and loaded it with some bullets.

"Let's go get that son of a bitch." He growled and he started to walk off. Leonard and I shrugged our shoulders and we went to go follow them. However, when we got there, we saw Howard making out with the Hulk!

Wil Wheaton was there too, crying in a corner.

"Why are you crying?" I asked even though Wil Wheaton had always been mean to me.

"I called Howard freaky and he dumped me." Wil Wheaton sobbed.

"Why would you call him freaky?" Leonard asked.

"I meant freaky in a good way! But now it's too late, now he's with the incredible Hulk." Wil Wheaton sobbed harder and he started cutting himself with Leonard's glasses.

Then, all the suddenly, the Hulk punched Howard and he went flying three hundred feet! Wil Wheaton jumped up in a fit of rage and started punching the Incredible Hulk.

"Don't ever hit my boyfriend again!" He thundered; he looked more pissed than I have ever seen him. Then, Raj's dad pulled out his guns and started shooting at the Hulk like Alison's dad in Teen Wolf. The Hulk then ran off crying and Wil Wheaton ran over to Howard and helped him up.

"I am so sorry I dumped you and then made out with the Hulk." Howard sobbed.

"I'm sorry I called you freaky." Wil Wheaton said.

I had to resist gagging myself when they started having sex right in the middle of the road.
"Will you marry me?" Wil Wheaton then asked.

"Sure!" Howard exclaimed happily and then they ran off to go have sex again.

I then turned to Leonard and Raj's dad,

"Now what?"

"Now, we wait, that son of a bitch will be back, I can feel it in my bones." Raj's dad said before putting his guns back in his pocket and disappearing off into the night.