"£What are you doing here?" I demanded angrily.
"I was here first so I should be asking you that." Howard sniffed. A plan then began to form in my head; I knew how I would be rid of Howard once and for all.
"I actually came to invite you to my party that's happening now." I said with a sinister smile.
"How did you know I was in this cave? Did you follow me?"
"Yes, I followed you, I felt bad for being mean so I decided to follow you all this way to invite you to my party." I lied.
"I'd love to go!" Howard said with excitement. I chuckled, knowing Howard would take the bait, he had tried desperately for years to get into my gang but I wasn't going to let that little poser prep in my gang ever!
"Okay, it's at the park, you can lead the way." I said. I chuckled when Howard stepped outside right into the hungry clutches of Raj's dad.
However, when I stepped out, instead of seeing Raj's dad eating Howard, I saw them doing it and Kripke was watching! Barry then ran up because Kripke was his boyfriend and he didn't like that he was watching two other guys have sex so he started to stab him seductively. Blood spurted out of Kripke like a fountain and he ran around in circles screaming. He then fell over and died. I started laughing like a maniac, I just hoped that he wouldn't become a zombie too; one zombie is enough for a town.
"Great party Lavender!" Howard called.
I rolled my eyes, he is so stupid, couldn't he see that there wasn't a party going on and I had just thrown him into the clutches of a hungry zombie? I then got another great idea and I took a picture of Howard and Raj's dad getting their groove on and sent it to Wil Wheaton.
Not even ten minutes later, Wil Wheaton came speeding up like his butt was on fire and he had a livid look on his face.
"YOU FAT HOOKER SLUT HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE THAT ISN'T ME WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER!" Wil Wheaton screamed at Howard who started to cry.
"What about when you had sex with Lilac?" Howard choked out.
"She came onto me you dunderhead!" Wil Wheaton said with his face turning red.
"What about when you had sex with The Hulk?" Howard pouted.
"That was YOU; YOU had sex with the Hulk." Wil Wheaton said rolling his eyes.
"Oh yea." Howard said.
"I'm sorry for yelling at you, I just don't want to lose you to some other guy." Wil Wheaton said and then he started crying. I had to resist vomiting when they started doing the hanky panky.
As I was about to turn away, the convenient store owners, Raj, Raj's sister, Raj's mother, Sanjay Gupta, and a lot of other Indian people started coming up. THEY WERE ALL ZOMBIES!