I started screaming and I ran away with Leonard, Howard, Sheldon, and everyone else who wasn't a zombie at my heels.
"That was a close one." Leonard said when we reached an abandoned shed.
"I know right?" I replied. Leonard and I then began to peel off each other's cloths fervently and then he put his cock-a-doodle-doo in my coop sexily.
"Oh! Oh! Oh hohohoh!" I moaned, getting an orgasm. Leonard then began to moan like a baboon and he emptied his seed into me seductively.
"Oh my gosh, you guys aren't supposed to be doing that in here." Howard said in his nasty preppy voice. I ignored him, he is such a hippocampus.
"Leonard was about to say something when HARRIET OLSEN RAN IN WEARING PURPLE LIKE ALWAYS!
"Muhthurrr!" Her spoiled, but not as spoiled as Nancy, daughter Nellie cried.
"What is with all these mother f'in people in this mother f'in shed?" Samuel L Jackson yelled.
Harriet and Nellie let out an annoyed huff before running out of the shed and then they were soon eaten by the evil Indian zombies.
"Omfg nooo!" Howard cried; he then began to cry heavily when Wil Wheaton was eaten by the zombie hoard.
"What am I going to do?" He asked with giant globs of snot running down his face.
I then began to see him in a different light, he didn't look like the stupid prep he always was, this time he started to look sexy and gothic, I could no longer contain myself and I jumped on him and we began screwing each other. Bernadette, Leonard, Amy, Stuart, Barry, Harriet, Nellie, The Hulk, and The Zombies all joined in, we had a giant orgy that I would never forget as long as I live.
The end? Or is it?