10 minutes after Naruto passed out…

Drearily opening his eyes Naruto saw the male called Cosmo talking to a similar creature with black hair in a doctor's outfit.

"Dr. Rip Studwell, will Naruto be okay?" worriedly asked the green thing.

"Well Cosmo, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that Naruto is perfectly okay and you didn't even need to call me in the first place. The bad news is that your insurance isn't going to cover this." His tone was strict business and no nonsense, quite the counterpart to Cosmo actually.

"No! Why won't my insurance cover this? Isn't there anything I can do?" he would've said more except the one called Wanda pushed him out of the way.

"Cosmo you idiot! Aren't you the least bit concerned about Naruto? Thank you for your help Doctor, we'll take it from here." They watched Dr. Rip Studwell nod his head and poof away. Wanda turned to Cosmo ready to hit him, or would have if not for a groan coming from Naruto's direction. "Oh he's awake!" Rushing over to said blond Wanda awaited his awakening.

"Ugh, what? What are you still doing here?" Naruto thought that they were just some illusion that a ninja cast before or something. He didn't expect them to still be there.

"Of course were here! We are your Fairy Godparents after all." Wanda knew what Naruto was going through, most kids are skeptical or don't know what the hell is going on at first.

"I don't know what a Fairy Godparent is, but if you guys don't leave soon I'll call the ANBU to get rid of you." With that he got up and started towards the door, but was stopped by Cosmo.

"Whoa whoa whoa, settle down Naruto. You can't just announce to everyone who we are." Said Cosmo.

"And why is that?" Asked Naruto.

"Because then we'll have to go away forever then." He answered.

"Go away forever? Hey, as far as I'm concerned, you two are breaking in to my home and you could be potentially dangerous. Why wouldn't I want you two gone?"

"That is because we are your Fairy Godparents."

Naruto kneaded his hands into his hair in frustration. "You keep using that term. What is a Fairy Godparent for crying out loud?"

"Wish for something." Challenged Cosmo.

"What?"

"Make a wish; say 'I wish' and add something you want after that." Clarified Wanda.

"Okay, I wish I had a bowl of ramen."

"You got it!" With that they both waved their wands and a bowl of ramen poofed into existence right in front of Naruto, who promptly dug in.

"That is awesome!" Taking another bite he then asked. "What else can you guys do?"

"Any kind of wish as long as it is within the rules" Supplied Wanda waving her wand causing a pink book the size of Naruto to land in front of him, sending up dust.

"Wow. That is a big book." Mesmerized by the sheer size of it Naruto couldn't help but stare. That is until it promptly vanished when Wanda waved her wand again.

"I know what you are thinking. How can I make wishes when there so many rules right?" Seeing nod she continued, "Don't worry, most of the book isn't just rules but also guidelines and other things like fairy politics. Plus, the rules themselves are actually easy to follow."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Okay then. Umm…You can't wish to change another person's thoughts and feelings. Their thoughts are their own, and as fairies we operate on fairness. If you want to change a person so bad you have to somehow do that yourself." By the end of her statement, she was wearing reading glasses while reading from the pink book which appeared out of nowhere again.

"How do you keep making that book appear out of nowhere anyway?" He was rather curious about that.

"That is a trade secret that only fairies know." Floating over to Naruto she asked. "So what do you want to do today, now that you have Fairy Godparents?"

It was a good question too, what did Naruto want now that he had magical wish granters at his command to give him whatever he wanted as long as it followed the rules? As an immature little 8-year old in a candy store his grin spread across his face to suggest no good would ever come from him. A single word that escaped his lips was more than enough to seal the fate of anyone who got in his way.

"Pranks." Naruto rushed off leaving Cosmo and Wanda no choice but to follow. Today was going to be a long day for them, they realized.