Heil Heidi I'm in the Room Also Birdemic

by Tommy's Crack is My Crack

A convergence of the greatest films of our generation as well as one TV show, this fic asks the question "can you really trust any dog?" If you haven't seen The Room, Heil Honey I'm Home, Heidi 4 Paws, or Birdemic, it will make the same amount of sense to one who has.

8. Chapter 8

CHAPTA ATE : RELAYSHUNSHIP ABOOS

FUCK TRANSITIONS!

"I did not hit her," Tommy said, entering the roof once more, thrusting down his water bottle with blind passion. "It's not true, eez boohlshit, I did naht heet her, I did NNAAHHHT! Oh heil, Mark!" He said with sighted passion.

"O heil, Tommy, what's up?"

"Lisa says I hit her!"

"Did you?" Best Friend Mark asked, not caring much one way or the other what the answer was.

"Of course not! Why even ask?!" Tommy barked, offended, and then suddenly not as the conversation abruptly transitioned to the next topic. "What's new with you?"

"I was just wondering...can girls cheat just like guys do? I once knew this girl who had so many guys, and one of them found out...beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street."
"Ahahah, vhat a shtoree, Mark!"