Im back with a update, yay! So I disappointed myself with this chapter, then you ask, why don't I just rewrite it? Well.. about that, there is this mysterious phenomenon in life called school, and it is one of the biggest time wasters of my life, the long and short of it, I would but I don't want to. Therefore I will offer the next best thing, an epilogue. Who doesn't like epilogues, certainly not me, and that little add on will be available sooner than later hopefully. I apologize for talking so much, I hope you enjoy!

" Bravo to Delta,do you read me? over"

" I read you Bravo, over. Is the coast clear? Over." The vermilion haired girl scanned the unnecessarily large banquet hall. " No suspicious activity in sight Delta, you're in the green. Over."

Abruptly, a blurry figure rushed towards her, colliding against her skull with the force of a speeding two ton truck." Owww!" the Yato hissed in pain, attempting to feign calmness in front of the loathsome person who suddenly appeared before her.

The pale vermilion haired man smiled at his carbon copy, " Little sister, why was I not informed of this wedding?"

Her eyes burned with anger and contempt, " Because you weren't invited." She hissed.

His usually chipper face turned into one of mock hurt. " Such mean words you utter to your only brother."

"Leave Kamui" Kagura mustered all the meager willpower within her petite frame to suppress the urge to kill this perfidious brother here and now, " or I'll call security."

The male Yato raised both hands in surrender, " There will be no need, I will see myself out. However, I'm curious about one thing, were you not suppose to marry that sadistic human?"

"LEAVE!"

The infamous smile returned, " I hit the bull-eyes did I not? Well, my task is done and I bid you goodbye for now." Her face was now fuming red," DAMN YOU KAMUI!" What was that psychopath trying to pull?!

"Delta in, Delta in, what happened?! Over" the sound of Gintoki's voice reeled her from a rage induced frenzy to the present situation. " Nothing. Over. Just a little pest in the grand scheme of things. Over."

"Ok then Delta, get to the alter. Over. And keep an eye out for the stalker. Over."

"Roger that Bravo, Delta out. Over"

Kagura slide the walkie talkie into the hoister fastened on her leg. It was showtime!

She clutched the bouquet tightly, causing her knuckles to turn white. Her eyes darted back and forth between the rows, searching for any suspicious actions along with crazy sadistic fiancee, while the fake father led her up to the altar. Odd. It was normal, too normal. Amidst her thoughts, she failed to realize that she had already reached the altar. Once more she glanced around. Seeing nothing out of the ordinary, she continued the her act in the ceremony. The fake groom took her hand into his, the clergyman began the vows. " Do you promise, to take this woman in sickness and in health…" Wait a second, Kagura knew this voice. Strings of insults being uttered in a deadpan voice popped into her mind. She stared at the hand of the groom, sweating forming on her brow. She kept her gaze downwards, knowing all too well the expressionless red eyes that stared at her as he ordained this wedding. Yes that's right, it was the one, the only, sadist. The Yato closed her lids shut, please dear god, please, don't let this be true. Her eyes opened and unwillingly she forced her head to look at the clergyman.

Fuck my life. It was the sadist. Her jaw dropped.

"Ms Yato, your answer." She hadn't realized that the vows were over and reflectively sputtered out a hesitant, " I do.." The sadist offered the crowd, or specifically Kagura, a smile even the devil would shy from.

" And now with the power vested in me, I pronounce you Husband and Wi…."

*Dun*, the power went off exactly when the vows would have been finalized. Kagura exhaled the breath that she did not even know that she was holding. Thank you god for answering my prayer. Even through the blinding darkness, Kagura knew that the sadist stood close by. Why you ask? Because she could feel the hate and murderous intent oozing from every one of his pores. The Yato shivered as a chill ran up her spine, please no blood,please no blood. Crashing the wedding as the clergyman was already torture and fear inducing enough. The sound of loud footsteps rushing towards the altar sent off a panic signal to Kagura, suddenly the breaker kicked in and the image of a deranged man rushing towards the fake groom with a dagger become clear. Kagura outstretched her arm in an feeble attempt to intercept the dagger but the sadist beat her to the punch. He effortlessly stopped the berserk man in his tracks and plucked the dagger from his trembling fingers.

" Oh, so you're the man behind all this commotion. Do you know how much trouble you've caused me?" His eyes were brimming with excitement, " Well you're about to."

Kagura hastily jabbed the man in the stomach, rendering him unconscious. " Well lookie here sadist, he's out for the count, the case is now solve, hip hip hooray! Now let's go home, please?" she pleaded.

Okita looked her in the eyes and smiled that unnerving smile. " China did you really think it was going to be that easy?!"

"I hoped it was…." By that point the occupants of the banquet hall had already dispersed, and neither Gintoki nor Shinpachi were in sight. Traitors!

" Sadist….You know that I love you right? Like supppppperrrr much, maybe even more than sukoubu."

"China." Slowly, he was approaching her.

"Ok more than sukoubu, happy?! Now please wipe than smile from your face, its giving me the heebe jeebes." He now stood mere centimetres away. He lifted up her chin and planted a soft kiss. " You owe me. Big time. And I'm going to reap my payment in full."

The color drained from Kagura's face," Why do you hate me so."

" On the contrary, I love you so much that your punishment is going to be…extra special."

Kagura did not know if her face should be as white as a sheet of paper or red as a tomato, " Damn you Gin-chan, this is all you fault…"