"So li so hott" they all asked her
" idk i was just born like this"
"So u popped out of a vagina with Double F- breasts?" said the only sane person in the room.
"No lolper vert" yumi said
""hell yiss!1! that pussy waz slick" sed wendty sexily" said 2 random dudes( lol idk)
"do u rlly have to include lol lol" dipper said lol
"yes lol" yumi said
(So everybody in town lurvs her so far just so u kno becuz everyone can see her boobies from miles away)
Wendy an mabel left & 2 dudes called Nate n Lee (is that how u speel deer names? lol) sat down
"We all rlly like u" said Robbie n dipper n nate n lee
"No i cant date u srry" yumi said sexily (cuz she was sexy lol)
"y not"
"becuz ur gay" she said
"how do u kno" they asked
"Becuz every guy in fanfics r gay iss a fact i learned in Japan"
"Ohhh how many languages do speek" dey asked
"lol 7" she said
"speak the ching chong language for us lol" they said
"Anime sushi desu weeabooo yaoi" she said. She was a master at japaneeeese
"Holy shit ur smart and sexy we love u and worship u"
"u've known me for 2 hrs lol" she said
"lol"
fuk off haters lol thiisss is great (btw Yumi is supposed to be me lol)
also btw bolded part is not me itz terrible writing by my BFF 4 life Risuchan