"gideon what did you do?"
"I thtabbed Mabel lol" Gideon said
"GIDEON THAT KILLS PEOPLE!"
"I knowwwww"
"Why?"
"Well thhe wath being a bitth tho I thtabbed her 30 times lol"
"GIDEON!" Dipper yelled.
Holy thhit it wathn't working apparently.
"how do we fix this?" dipper said.
"DONT WORRY I CAN HELP?!" yumi yeklled
She broke the fuking window and smashed Gideon's face.
"Who the FUK R U?" he asked
"Who the fuk r u?" she asked
"I asked you firtht"
"I asked u second"
"Jk I know u bith" Gideon said
"GUYS QUIT UR STUPID MEAN GIRLZ SHIT AND HELP MY SISTER"
"First, u need 2 sign a contract" Yumi said
"WTF"
"Ima meguca gurl and contracts activate my fuking powers so stop being all lawyerly and shit and sign the madofuking contract"
(SPOILER: THEY SIGN THE CONTRACT)
"I'm alive again!" Mabel yelled.
Gideon shot her in the head 200 times
"Haha bith is dead again lolol"