Kagome P.O.V.

Well, that was some date...

I mean though most of the time I was trying not to laugh.

Wanna know what happened?

I'll number it for you.

1) Kuwabara would NOT stop saying pick-up lines to Yukina.

2) Hiei looked like he wanted to kill Kuwabara (Hint: Look at 1).

3) Yusuke wouldn't stop trying to convince Ayame that he didn't look at another girl's butt.

4) Sango want to whack Yusuke (Hint: Look at 3).

5) Kurama was trying to calm down Sango.

When Sango finally calmed down, she saw almost every girl, excluding me, Yukina, and Ayame, near us was making love-struck looks at Kurama. Thus causing 6.

6) Sango tried to beat every girl who looked at Kurama like love-sick puppies.

7) Kurama again trying to calm Sango.

And me?

I was rolling on the ground laughing my face off.

After we finally stopped doing the above, we finally left the shrine.

Flashback

The boys took us to the beach and I summoned some clothes for me and the girls.

I was wearing a sky blue bikini that covered me but showed a little cleavage with a cloud white cover-up. Sango was wearing a vine green bikini that was like mine with a ground brown cover-up. Ayame was wearing a fire-red bikini like mine and Sango's with a fire orange cover-up. Yukina was wearing an icy blue bikini with an ice white cover-up.

The boys looked at us and said, "We didn't bring swim trunks."

I sighed and summoned them clothes.

Hiei had on sky blue trunks with cloud white edges. Kurama had on vine green trunks with ground brown edges. Yusuke had on fire-red trunks with fire orange edges. Kuwabara had on ice blue trunks with ice white edges.

Then, we started to the water.

Me and the girls had a water fight.

Normal P.O.V.

What they didn't know was every guys' eyes were on the girls, but, unfortunately for the staring guys, the girls' BOYFRIENDS did.

So the boys did something. They went up to and grabbed their respected girlfriend and kissed the living daylights out of them.

When the boys finally stopped, they looked at every male in the area with a look that said 'they're ours. back off, or die'. And all the guys, excluding Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara, left the beach in a flash.

Unfortunately for the girls, the left-behind girls *cough* sluts *cough* tried to hooked up with the girls' boyfriends. Here is an example.

Four girls walked to the unsuspecting people and one said in a creepy sweet voice, "Hey, cutie. Why don't you left those whores and come with us for a good time?"

Well, that got the Kagome's attention.

"Why don't you go back to your many boyfriends and leave ours alone?" Kagome replied, venom and sarcasm in her voice.

Hiei looked at Kagome proudly and kissed her on the cheek.

"Even if yours doesn't want to play, doesn't mean those hot pieces of male don't." replied another of the girls.

That got Sango's attention and, unfortunately for the sluts uh... I mean left-behind girls, they gain Sango's I-want-to-kill-you-and-serve-your-head-on-a-plate- full-of-carrots attention.

"Why don't you figure out that our boys don't belittle themselves with girls like you." Sango said, annoyed.

Kurama hugged Sango from behind, trying to keep her calm.

"Why don't you shut up and let the good-looking people talk?" the first said.

Ayame's attention now own them.

"Why are you girls talking then?" Ayame remarked.

All four sluts uh... i mean 'left-behind' girls gasped in angry.

Another replied, "I think you're included in the not good-looking category."

Yukina was watching silently from the shadows with Kuwbara who was holding her hand. (In reality, it was a few feet away, but hey who cares?)

"If Ayame doesn't count, what makes you think you do?" Yusuke said.

"Because I am more beautiful." the girl replied.

Yusuke snorted, "The girl your claiming is ugly is my girlfriend. You must be a whore and pretty confident in yourself to try to steal us from OUR GIRLFRIENDS right in front of them."

Kurama add, "We are gentlemen, even if Hiei doesn't look like it, and we would never cheated on our girlfriends who we probably will ended up marrying."

Hiei just 'hn' and looked away.

"If girls were wondering what Hiei said, it was the red-head explained all, now leave our presence in shame of how you were trying to whore yourselves off." Kagome said. Hiei looked at them with a look that said 'she is correct'.

"YOU LIE! All he said was 'hn'." was the fourth girl's replied.

Kagome looked at her and said, "You think I don't know my OWN boyfriend."

"We have heard every boy's answer except for the tall muscle one in the back." and all four girls looked at him like he was going to say yes.

"No. I worked 2 years to get my girlfriend and I ain't going to leave her just to have a one night stand." was Kuwabara actually smart answer.

With that, the sluts uh... I mean oh forget it, the sluts left.

After a few more girls like that, the gang decided to leave and have the rest of their date at the shrine inside the house.

Flashback End

Back to Kagome P.O.V.

I have made my point.

Well, we're all watching a scary movie now and it's dark outside. Great... (Please note that I was being sarcasm)

A 30 minutes later...

"DO NOT GO IN THERE!" yelled me and the girls while we probably tried to hug the death out of our boyfriends.

"THE KILLER IS IN THERE!" I yelled hoping somehow the poor child heard me.

And the child went in.

Well, no sleep for me tonight.

Authors Notes

I don't own Inuyasha and/or Yu Yu Hakusho. I do own the plot, Akumao, and the nekos, except for Kilala.

Sorry for not posting for a while.

"Please forgive me! I don't deserve to live! I'm polluting the earth with my presence! Please forgive me! I don't deserve to LIVE! Please FORGIVE ME" Lunar Youkai said/shouted, "Um... sorry? I always wanted to try that..."

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