"The Wind Warrior?! What kind of lame-ass name is that?!" Naruto Exclaimed.
"Screw you! What would you know you stupid little kid. What kind of ninja wears orange? You don't know anything!"
Naruto got pissed at this remark and then killed the wind warrior. Sakura was shocked at Naruto's reaction and proceeded to chew him out like she always does, such a bitch. Hinata didn't much care for Sakura being a dyke and then killed her. Naruto was impressed with Hinata's boldness in defending him from the pink haired kunoichi, and then they banged. Jiraiya watched, and then used the inspiration for his newest and best selling novel.
Barrack Obama picked up a copy of the latest bang-book and was so impressed with the banging that he used his influence to make it a best seller. The book went throughout the world and eventually found its ways into the hands of Akatsuki. Akatsuki loved the book so much that they gave up on their plans and went on to live happily ever after; but they killed Sasuke and Orochimaru first and then banged too.
Hinata and Naruto enjoyed being famous from the new perv book, but then they were looked down as sluts by their families; well Hinata was, Naruto would have been looked at as a slut by his family, but he doesn't have one. Hinata couldn't take the shame and so she killed herself. Naruto blamed Hinata's suicide on her family and so he went and killed them. After the raging death, the Hokage viewed Naruto as a risk to the village and put him down.
After losing Naruto, Konoha was exposed for the week, lame country that they were and was conquered by the rock ninja, they renamed the annexed city Yamaha Hibachi Bento Tamagachi.