Kenny the hobo
Was a poor-ass piece of shit
With a ripped up coat and a joint of weed
And one shoe for both his feet
Kenny the hobo
Is a perverted fuck, they say.
He was made of trash
But the children laugh
'Cuz the streets was where he crashed
There must have been some magic in that old condom they found,
For when they placed it on his dick, he began to dance around!
Oh, Kenny the hobo
Was crawling with HIV
But the people say he could fuck all day
just the same as you and me.
Humpity hump hump
Humpity hump hump
Look at Kenny go.
Humpity hump hump,
Humpity hump hump
Under the pants he goes
Kenny the hobo
Knew his AIDs were getting bad
So he said, "Let's fuck, and we'll make some muck, before I die today!"
Down to the village, with some sex toys in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
Singin', "Fuck me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the whore house,
and only paused a moment, when he heard them holler, "Stop!"
For Kenny the hobo
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back to fuck some gays!"
Because Kenny is a homo hobo.