(A/N: This is a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer parody, sung once again by Eric Cartman)
Kahl the red-haired Jewrat
Was a useless piece of shit
And if you ever saw him
You would give his nuts a hit.
All of the other Jewrats
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let gay Kahl
Join in any Jewrat games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
"Kahl, with your hair so red,
I hate you and wish you were dead."
Then all the Jewrats killed him
As they shouted out with glee
"Kahl, the red-haired Jewrat,"
"You won't go down in history!"