(A/N: There are officially twelve days left til Christmas! YAY! So, I put together this little song. At the end, there is an explanation of what all the lyrics mean, in case you get confused. ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND BRIANNA! YOU'RE OFFICIALLY AN ADULT!)
On the first day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the second day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the third day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Eight demons from Hell
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Nine floppy wieners
Eight demons from Hell
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
A ten-month hiatus
Nine floppy wieners
Eight demons from Hell
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, South Park gave to me
Eleven more dead Kennys
A ten-month hiatus
Nine floppy wieners
Eight demons from Hell
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, South Park gave to me,
Twelve Satanist animals
Eleven more dead Kennys
A ten-month hiatus
Nine floppy wieners
Eight demons from Hell
Seven angry parents
Six Mackeys singing
Five... Christmas... Poos!
Four best friends
Three Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree
GUIDE
Twelve Satanist animals-As a reference to the Christmas Critters episode. I don't know if the number is accurate, sorry.
Eleven more dead Kennys-Since Kenny dies a lot
A ten-month hiatus-It was ten fucking months between S16 and S17.
Nine floppy wieners-A reference to the Black Friday episodes
Eight demons from Hell-Since a few episodes take place in Hell
Seven angry parents-Between the four boys, they have seven parents and their parents get angry at a lot of stuff.
Six Mackeys singing-A reference to Mr Mackey singing Carol Of The Bells in S2
Five... Christmas... Poos!-The Hankey (Christmas poo) family contains 5 turds
Four best friends-Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny
Three Black Friday episodes-Another obvious reference to the Black Friday episodes
Two Jews named Kyle-Meaning Kyle and his cousin, Kyle
And Kenny dead and tied to a tree-Because Kenny dies a lot, har dee har har.