(A/N: Warning for smut.)

Mr Slave had a real treat for Big Gay Al this Christmas. It was a nice dose of fucking, complete with roleplaying and BDSM.

He had bought two costumes-a skanky elf and a skanky Santa costume. The elf was for Mr Slave, since he was always a bottom. He wanted to be dominated by Big Gay Santa Claus.

Al had an instant boner when he saw Mr Slave in his elf costume. He didn't hesitate to put on the Santa costume.

"You've been a bad little elf, Mr Slave." Big Gay Al said with a smirk as he handcuffed Mr Slave to the bed.

"Oh, Jesus Christ!" Mr Slave moaned before Big Gay Al put a gag in his mouth. Mr Slave didn't care. He loved this treatment.

Big Gay Al didn't want to dirty his own costume, so he had to think of an alternative to his dick. A dildo was the obvious option, but Big Gay Al wanted to be creative.

He first grabbed a candy cane to use as an alternate dildo. Al unwrapped it and lubed it up with his own saliva before sliding it into Mr Slave's asshole. It was far too small for Mr Slave's ass.

Big Gay Al then grabbed a Christmas snow globe from on top of the fireplace. He went back to the bedroom, and tried to shove it into Mr Slave's ass, but it was too big, even for Mr Slave's ass! He kept trying to shove it in, but Mr Slave's muffled cries stopped Big Gay Al from it. Al sighed and pulled the snow globe out. He made a mental note to give it to Mr Mackey as a Christmas gift.

Big Gay Al was sad that he couldn't find anything that was just the right size to shove into Mr Slave's ass. Just as he was about to give up and use a dildo, Big Gay Al's mind made a sudden connection. Naughty boys get lumps of coal on Christmas!

He ran over to the fireplace once more and pulled out a piece of coal from the bag by it. As he predicted, the coal fit into Mr Slave's ass like a glove. A glove that goes into someone's ass and isn't effective at warming up any part of their body.

Big Gay Al fucked Mr Slave with the coal until he came.

It was a very merry Christmas indeed.

(And ghetto version because it's too hilarious not to share)

Mista Muthafuckin Slave had a real treat fo' Big Gay Al dis Chrizzle. Dat shiznit was a sick dose of fucking, complete wit roleplayin n' BDSM.

Dude had looted two costumes-a skanky elf n' a skanky Gangsta costume. Da elf was fo' Mista Muthafuckin Slave, since da thug was always a funky-ass bottom yo. Dude wanted ta be dominated by Big Gay Gangsta Claus.

Big Gay Al had a instant boner when da perved-out muthafucka saw Mista Muthafuckin Slave up in his wild lil' fuckin elf costume yo. Dude didn't hesitate ta put on tha Gangsta costume.

"You've been a wack lil elf, Mista Muthafuckin Slave." Big Gay Al holla'd wit a smirk as dat schmoooove muthafucka handcuffed Mista Muthafuckin Slave ta tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

"Oh, Jizzy Christ!" Mista Muthafuckin Slave moaned before Big Gay Al put a gag up in his crazy-ass grill. Mista Muthafuckin Slave didn't care yo. Dude loved dis treatment.

Al didn't wanna dirty his own costume, so dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta be thinkin of a alternatizzle ta his fuckin lil' dick fo' realz. A dildo was tha obvious option yo, but Big Gay Al wanted ta be creative.

Dude first grabbed a cold-ass lil candy cane ta use as a alternate dildo fo' realz. Big Gay Al unwrapped it n' lubed it up wit his own saliva before slidin it tha fuck into Mista Muthafuckin Slavez asshole. Dat shiznit was far too lil' small-ass fo' Mista Muthafuckin Slavez ass.

Big Gay Al then grabbed a Chrizzle snow globe from on top of tha fireplace yo. Dude went back ta tha bedroom, n' tried ta shove it tha fuck into Mista Muthafuckin Slavez ass yo, but dat shiznit was too big, even fo' Mista Muthafuckin Slavez ass muthafucka! Dude kept tryin ta shove it up in yo, but Mista Muthafuckin Slavez muffled cries stopped Big Gay Al from it fo' realz. Big Gay Al sighed n' pulled tha snow globe up yo. Dude done cooked up a menstrual note ta give it ta Mista Muthafuckin Mackey as a Chrizzle gift.

Big Gay Al was fucked up dat his schmoooove ass couldn't find anythang dat was just tha right size ta shove tha fuck into Mista Muthafuckin Slavez ass. Just as da thug was bout ta give up n' bust a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dildo, Big Gay Alz mind done cooked up a sudden connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Naughty thugs git lumpz of coal on Chrizzle!

Dude ran over ta tha fireplace once mo' n' pulled up a piece of coal from tha bag by it fo' realz. As he predicted, tha coal fit tha fuck into Mista Muthafuckin Slavez ass like a gludd fo' realz. A gludd dat goes tha fuck into one of mah thugss ass n' aint effectizzle at warmin up any part of they body.

Big Gay Al fucked Mista Muthafuckin Slave wit tha coal until his schmoooove ass came.

Dat shiznit was a straight-up merry Chrizzle indeed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!