(A/N: This is a Pip/Gregory (Preg) Mpreg fic. Get it?! PREG. MPREG. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so funny.)

Pip and Gregory's meeting was purely coincidental. Under normal circumstances, half a country and an ocean separated them.

Gregory had lived in South Park for a short period of his life, but it was simply due to his own school, Yardale Academy, being closed for renovations. While in South Park, Gregory experienced enough of the American lifestyle to last him a lifetime.

It was Spring break when Pip met Gregory. Gregory was back in the small mountain town visiting family and friends. Despite half of the residents being obsessed with him, Gregory only had one interest: a quiet boy named Pip Pirrup.

Again, their meeting was purely coincidental. If it hadn't been for Gregory's unfamiliarity with the town, it would have never happened.

Pip had been walking out of the library when Gregory stopped him.

"Pardon me, but do you happen to know where Second Street is?" Gregory asked.

Pip nodded. "Yes, I do. You just take a left, and then another right once you go down there," he explained, pointing out the directions as he spoke.

Gregory thanked Pip and was on his way.

This was not at all the last they saw of each other. Gregory and Pip felt an instant connection to each other. The two boys sought each other out the next day, and after that, for the next two weeks at least, they were inseparable. It was love, plain and simple.

The night before Gregory had to leave, he and Pip spent the night together. It was the best night either of them had ever had.

After a few months of a long-distance relationship, Pip broke the news to Gregory.

He was pregnant, and was due in late December. Gregory went through the troubles of taking off of school and going back to South Park in order to be with Pip.

After nine months of morning sickness, cravings, and all the other pregnancy side effects, Pip went into labor...

And gave birth to Ron! Pip had to raise him from infancy; cloth him, feed him. But then Pip misplaced him. That was terrifying because this meant that he and Gregory had failed as parents.

Not really.

Pip's child was born on Christmas day. However, it was quickly revealed that the child was Kenny. Kenny grew up into a big boy within the hour. Pip and Gregory were traumatized and confused.

THE END.

(A/N: I was going to make this serious but then I was like "Nah" because I had writer's block and shit)