Back in the prehistoric days, Sonic and Gwen were crawling on the ground. They seemed exhausted.
"How do they even last this heat?" said Sonic.
"No idea." said Gwen.
"This hot weather is causing me to shed my fur." said Sonic.
Sonic stood up and rubbed himself so many times until his blue fur came off, revealing his white skin and some underwear. Gwen became shocked at what she saw. She got back on her feet.
"Are you wearing underwear?" said Gwen.
"Yes I am." said Sonic.
"How is it that you don't wear any clothes yet you've got underwear on under your fur?" said Gwen.
"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to." said Sonic, "That happened to me when I got on that blind date show."
Then, we go to the set of a dating came show where three bachelorettes: Zatanna (Young Justice), Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender), and the female Appoplexian that chased Randy around for a while were on one side of the wall. On the other side of the wall was Sonic wearing a black top hat, a tuxedo, black pants and black shoes. He was holding a card.
"Okay people, let's get this over with, I have a limo parked outside and the driver charges me by the hour." Said Sonic.
Sonic then read a question off the card.
"Bachelorette number one, would you describe yourself as a good conversationalist?" said Sonic.
"Well I-"Zatanna was about to say something only for Sonic to interrupt her.
"Good answer." Sonic said before he read another question, "Bachelorette number two, do you enjoy chili dogs?"
"Not really, they give me bad gas." Said Katara.
The audience laughed as Sonic looked disgusted.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!" said Sonic, "Get that woman off the stage!"
Two security guards came in, grabbed Katara and walked her out of the studio.
"Now that that's over with." Sonic read his card once more, "Bachelorette number three, if I were being held hostage by Vilgax, what would you do?"
"I'D HIT VILGAX VERY HARD. A LOT HARD EVEN!" said the female Appoplexian.
"Wow, feisty, I like it." Sonic tossed the cards away, "I'm going for the last bachelorette. In my rented limo toots."
Sonic stood up and walked out the studio with the Appoplexian followed.
Back with Sonic and Gwen.
"Happiest day of my life. I still regret asking that chili dog question. Turns out I didn't want to know the answer." Said Sonic.
"What happened to you and the bachelorette?" said Gwen.
"Five minutes later, we broke up in the limo." Said Sonic.
Gwen became surprised.
"Why?" said Gwen.
Sonic thought about it.
Back in Sonic's flashback, the limo Sonic rented was shaking and screaming was heard. Sonic ran out the limo, revealing his top hat has a hole in it, his tux, gloves, and pants were torn. Sonic ran around the limo and chained it all up. Sonic put some money into the limo.
"She's your problem now!" Sonic ran off.
Back with Sonic and Gwen.
"She turned out to be allergic to hedgehogs." Said Sonic.
Gwen saw through the lie.
"Yeah right." Gwen said to her friend.
"No really, she is allergic to hedgehogs." Said Sonic.
"By 'allergic to hedgehogs' you mean she turned out to be an Appoplexian and was about to do things the Appoplexian way." Said Gwen.
Sonic quickly ran and hugged Gwen.
"Those things really scare me. I don't think I can take even one of those aliens on." Sonic said in fear.
"After what you did to Vexx? Everyone is now scared of you. Everyone but your friends." Said Gwen.
Sonic realized that Gwen is right.
"Your right Gwen. But that alien is married to Bash remember?" Sonic said.
"Oh yeah." Said Gwen.
Sonic then pulled out the Chaos Emeralds.
"I've had enough of this place, I'm getting out of this time, if I want any heat, I'll just go to Jamaica." Said Sonic.
Sonic held the purple emerald in his left hand and lifted it up over his hand. Sonic held the green emerald in his right hand. Gwen pulled Sonic's right arm out of the sling and held it up.
"Chaos-"Sonic was about to say 'Control' when something moved very fast over him and took the Chaos Emeralds, "Tell me the emeralds are still in my hands."
"They're not." Said Gwen.
"That's just great, we lost our only way to return to our time." Said Sonic.