25 Days of Macadamia Nuts

by zanganito

The school of Tendo Mushin Macadamia has one rule, "keep smiling." And with the approach of the holidays, Otae and Shinpachi will discover what happens as certain memories slowly melt away, like the chocolate covering on a chocolate-covered macadamia nut. *Spoilers for season 6*

4. Jugem Jugem

4: Jugem Jugem

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"Oi, Kyuubei, who said you could bring a monkey to class?"

"Jugem can practice too, Gin-san, don't be mean," Kagura scolds while offering Jugem a treat.

"Yes, he has good aim," Otae comments, "he's hit you more often than any of the other students today."

"Yes," says Kyuubei, "Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan's Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi's Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really? I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Take Care From Here On In Please And Finally The End Bichigu Somaru has scored nine hits. That means nine macadamia nuts."

"I don't think any of these hits count." Gintoki dodges a few more poop projectiles. "I said they had to make a clean hit to win a macadamia nut. And there's no way this kind of hit is clean!"

Jugem chitters angrily and throws even more poop balls at his favorite target.