Chapter 10- Skippy, Slappy skits of fun!

Humanitarian animation awards times 2

'It's now the second Humanitarian animation award!'

We were all at the Burbank beach where there was litter everywhere, a dolphin stuck in a net, people smoking and eating load of sugary foods.

'goodness, brothers! We have to save the dolphin!" Dot exclaimed. 'Do I really have to say this?' she thought.

'I'll get some scissors!" Wakko yelled as he rushed away and reappeared with scissors. 'Ah, poo! Why do I have to do this?! I want to win the award this time!' Wakko thought in frustration.

Then Yakko cut the net and the dolphin disappeared into the horizon just like the baby whale had done.

'I feel love in this cartoon right now' Yakko said, emotionally. 'Ick' he thought.

"I need to go to the library to return some books I've been borrowing' I said.

'We'll take the car' Max suggested.

'Why don't we walk instead?' Dot intervened.

'There's a lot of litter everywhere. Let's clean it up' Katie said.

'Yeah!' Zack said, enthusiastically.

Then Lith got a black plastic bag and helped Max, Katie, Wendy, Dan and Lavender pick all the litter.

'Do you know that Smoking can give you lung cancer?' I said to Mr Plotz and Scratchinsniff.

'Oh, we'll stop right away. Thanks your concern' Mr Plotz replied.

'Ya' Scratchinsniff added.

All the men that were on the beach stared at Max, Hello Nurse, Wendy, Katie, Lavender, Lith and Spot.

"Wait for it, Wait for it' Spot said, quietly.

Did you know that eating meat or high sugar foods can affect your heart?' Dot said, to the random people on the beach who gasped.

Then we eaten vegetarian food, I secretly had meat in my sandwich which was invisible from the camera.

I'm so glad we could share this moment together' Wakko said, with a tear in his eye.

'Group hug!' The warner said in unison as we all hugged each other.

'We interrupted this programme to tell you this following announcement. The winner of this year's humanitarian award is…' The announcer said.

'Animaniacs!'

"We won! We finally won! In your face A panda puky!" we screamed.

'Sugar anyone?' Yakko asked.

"Yes, please!" everyone yelled as we got a large slice of cake.

"Dot, you going to come with us to the mall?" Yakko asked.

"Na, I'm gonna go home and watch TV all-day!" Dot replied.

"As for me I'll watch wrath!" I said with a grin.

'Goodnight everybody!" Yakko exclaimed.

'Wait, there's been a mistake. It was apanda pukie again! Well done for the winners and for the losers, better luck next year!'

Dot began to swear.

"That was my cute little sister who said that' Yakko remarked.

"Goodnight, everybody!'

-End of skit-

Escaping the water tower

Snow was falling outside the water tower and the top of the tower with snow sliding down to the ground as we all slid down it and out of the warner studio grounds.

Then we found a purple airplane and flew due west with Scratchinsniff who didn't know we were there.

'Ahh, finally a vacation avay from da Warners' Scratchinsniff sighed

'Hello, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for choosing 'Ranger Express', your life jackets will kept you above water unless we parachute out of the plane, jump onto a boat which hits an iceberg and sink into the sea' Yakko announced using the speaker thing planes have.

'Oh, no!' Scratchinsnifff cried.

"Oh, yes!' we all said as we randomly appeared next to him.

'Yakko, whose driving the plane?' Max asked.

'That? Patch is along with the auto pilot' Yakko replied.

'Daddy, where's mommy' Dot asked.

'Your Mom isn't here'

'Then where is she?!' Wakko cried.

'I don't know' Scratchinsniff sighed.

'Mommy! Mommy! We want Mommy!" The warners cried.

'Tell them where their mom is or we'll use corporal punishment!' Spot threated as a guy in a grey-brown American scout leader army outfit appeared.

'Happy thanksgiving, Gobbles!' Yakko exclaimed.

'Gobble' Gobbles the turkey said.

'Give me the turkey! Let me at the turkey!' a complete lunatic guy wearing a blue top, brown jeans and white trainers with brown eyes and jet-black hair screamed as he ran towards the turkey.

'NO TOUCHING GOBBLES!' Dot shrieked into his ear as she whacked him with the mallet.

'Would you like ham or gammon?' I asked.

'Ham is gammon!' Scratchinsniff shrieked.

'Cotton candy or candyfloss? Drink or beverage? Bread or loaf?' Yakko chirped in.

'They're all ze same!' Scratchinsniff shrieked.

'Bye!' the warners said with a grin as they opened the window and Scratchinsniff fell out.

Then he swam away at light speed.

We all held up '10' sign when he hit the water.

'Goodnight, everybody' Yakko waved.

-End of skit-

Meeting Steven Spielberg

It was close to Christmas and Yakko suggested to visit their creator, Steven.

So we all went to Steven's office.

Then Wakko asked the mind-boggling question that every fan wants to know the answer to…

'Have you got any liquorice?'

'My brother means to say is, who's your favourite?' Yakko pointed out.

'Who are you people?' Steven asked, feeling clueless.

I whispered something in his ear and he relaxed.

'Why, Animaniacs of course!' Steven finally said.

Freakaziod and The Brian who had suddenly appeared randomly in the room groaned with frustration.

'Merry Christmas, everyone!' Yakko, Wakko and Dot exclaimed as we all waved too.

-End of skit-

Wakko Warner22 helped me with the idea for this next skit and I've added bits of my own to it! Enjoy!

Wakko: that is a good name!

Dot: Wakko be quiet! The movie's about to start!

Yakko: I can't hear over all your yakking. See what I did there?

Me: Can we get this over with now?

Spot: yeah, we want to watch!

The warners: SHUT UP!

Rangers: well be quiet!

Me: On with the show!

Everyone else: Ssssh!

Me: Sorry

The wait for mail

Wakko was sitting by the blue mailbox outside when a stranger who looked similar to 'the nerd' with brown short hair wearing silver glasses and white lab coat spotted him.

'Let's go do something' the stranger suggested.

'I'm waiting for the mail' Wakko replied, causualy.

'Why?'

'Because Max and Yakko told me that they were sending me a useful surprise' Wakko remarked in delight.

'So do you wanna do skiing?' the stranger asked.

'What? I told you I'm waiting for the mail'

'Wanna do virtual fighting in an iron suit?'

'waiting for mail'

Then Wakko's cell phone rings.

'This is Wakko Warner. Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm waiting for the mail' Wakko's answer machine said on the other end of the phone line.

Then a paper airplane flew onto Wakko's lap.

He opened and read it:

'Look in the mailbox for your useful surprise'.

Wakko opened the mailbox, placed his hand inside it and brought out a mallet.

Wakko grinned in a mischief way as he whacked the stranger.

'Wow! That WAS useful' Wakko exclaimed.

'Ow!' the stranger moaned.

-End of skit-

Loonatics Unleashed on a leash

The race was about to start. The Loonatics were in their usual ship, The Looney Tunes were in Daffy's huge duck float car, the Tiny toons were inside a rocket ship sideways and we were inside an Audi hover car which was purple with the Warners along with Skippy and Slappy.

'On your marks… Get set…Go!' Zadavia yelled as her brother made a rainbow energy firework to signal everyone to go.

There was a loop shape which had a cloud portal at every turn. The first one which was a mile away brought us to Burbank as we sped ahead in front of the Tiny Toons with the Looney Tunes close behind.

'Come on, already! You better speed up or I'll blast to kingdom come!' Slappy threated.

'Aunt Slappy, that's not very nice' Skippy pointed out, quietly.

'Hey, he's my nephew. Who knew?' she said to no one in particular.

'Who's not here' Skippy murmured.

'Don't start That again' Slappy warned.

Yakko was concentrating on driving.

'Don't make me come back there and break you two up' Yakko said.

We drove into the next portal which brought us to ACME Acres.

'We're gonna beat you!' Buster yelled as they drove past.

'Oh no, you're not!' Wakko cried as Yakko stepped on the accelerator and we sped past the tiny toons again with the Loonatics just up ahead.

Then we drove into the third portal which brought us to the Looney-verse (Bug's rabbit hole, the desert where Coyote and Roadrunner usually had their segments and Porky's house).

Then the Looney Tunes could be seen from behind, so Yakko drove as fast as he could as we then escaped the Looney Tunes and began to overtake the Loonatics.

The last portal came in to view which took us to Acmetropolis.

The Loonatics were just metres away from us.

We drove past their tower, the city's bank and Prison as the finishing line was just metres away.

Then Yakko pressed the pedal harder just as we were neck-n'-neck with the Loonatics and past the finishing line.

'Winner!' Zadavia declared.

'Them? Aww, come one!' Danger Duck moaned.

Then the Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons arrived a few minutes after.

'We lost?' Buster cried.

'I can't believe we lost, doc' Bug said to Ace.

'Me neither' Ace replied.

'Yeah! We won!' I cried.

'Best day ever!' everyone else cried.

'Can I have pizza now?' Wakko asked.

'Wakko!' Everyone shrieked.

'What? Was it something I said?' He asked in confusion.

-End of skit-

Jokes of surprise

Bug's entrance

In the middle of the forest, there were two hunters. One was wearing a checked brown hat and a gun; the other was in a mechanical suit with gun to had seduction darts in them.

'Sssh, we hunting wabbits' they whispered at the same time as they tiptoed through the forest.

On the other side of the forest, a grey rabbit wearing white gloves,holding an orange carrot with a green stem, peered above his rabbit hole.

'Say, it's pretty quiet right now. Sounds supicious.' Bugs Bunny said to the audience. Then the two hunters walked past his rabbit hole.

'Ehhh… What's up, doc?' he asked.

'We hunting…' Elmer began.

Then Electro whacked him on the head.

'You idiot! The Wabbit's right there!' Electro exclaimed.

'Oh' Elmer realised.

'What a Mooron!' Bugs exclaimed as he laughed.

Then both hunters pointed their guns at him as Bugs ducked down into his rabbit hole and dug his way behind them.

'Jimmy back called but I don't care, Jimmy Back called but I don't care, Jimmy back called but I don't care! My master's gone away!' Bugs sang.

Yakko's entrance

It was Lesson time in the high school at Burbank. Most of the students were sitting in their desk waiting quietly for the teacher but Yakko was goofing off.

Then Miss Flamiel came in. 'Yakko, could you take a seat?' she asked. 'Where should I take it?' Yakko asked. 'JUST SIT DOWN!' She shouted. At that note, he sat down really fast. I made a short cameo in the skit by sitting next to Yakko. 'Hi, Yakko' I whispered. 'Hi, Grace' Yakko said, in a friendly voice.

'Do I hear talking?!' Miss Flamiel asked. Complete silence.

'Good. Today's lesson is Grammar. Yakko, can you conjugate?' Ms Flamiel asked.

'Me? I haven't even kissed a girl' Yakko replied.

'Why don't you kiss me?' I asked.

'Goodnight everybody!' Yakko exclaimed.

Daffy and Wakko's Entrance

Wakko was on stage in his 'Wakkorotti' outfit doing his version of the Looney tunes' melody (Bugs bunny's 'What's up, doc? Song tune) while Daffy was in the audience.

'Boo! Boo! That's the worst burp stunt I've ever seen!' Daffy cried.

'Daffy, stop everyone's staring' Bugs said.

'Yeah, IIIII-I feel embarrassed' Porky stammered.

'I'd quiet yelling if I were you' Yakko warned before as he dashed back onto the stage to continue the piano melody.

Then after 25 minutes the song ended and everyone threw roses at Wakko.

'Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me' Wakko said as he bowed.

'You're despicable' Daffy complained.

Dot, Lexi and Lola's Entrance

Dot was at shopping mall with crazy Lola who like all the retainer sitting chairs and bumped into Lexi along with Darcy, a girl with black, straight hair and brown eyes wearing a futuristic purple with golden stars onesie.

'Girl, you'll never get a guy that many split-ends!' Dot said as she magically pulled up a chair for Darcy to sit on. Then she got a pair of scissors and a spray can and jumped on her.

Then Dot shown her a mirror. Darcy saw a stranger with an orange wig, a red nose with white as whipped cream face make-up and a salad on top of their head then she screamed.

'Don't try this at home. I'm a professional' Dot said with wink.

'I agree with that one' Lexi laughed. 'Yeah, good one Dot!' Lola agreed.

'Some girls have it, some girls don't' She sang.

ONE more thing….

Daffy: I was called for another case so I hopped over to the Looniversity.

'What's the problem' I asked.

'Someone's killed Bugsy!' Buster cried.

Then Daffy looked at Grannicus and Lexi closely.

'You're Guilt!' I cried.

'No, I'm not. She is!' Lexi cried.

'Guilt is written all over your face!' I exclaimed as everyone saw the word 'guilt' written all over Grannicus' face.

'I'm innocent, I tell ya! Innocent!' Grannicus yelled as she was taken away by Chicken Boo in a police outfit.

'It's over now, Daffy. You can stop now' Bugs said once they'd left.

'Whew! Glad That's over!' I sighed with relief.

Grace:

'Let's sing a song!' I suggested.

'What's up doc? I tell ya, What's doc?' Me and Bugs sang.

'Let's dance!' Yakko suggested as everyone made a line and went around in a circle.

'Rum, rum,rum,rum,rumpa! Rum,rum,rum,rumpa!' everyone cried.

'Wonderful!' I thought.

Bugs:

Wow! I'm exhausted! I just want to sleep in my lil' old rabbit hole again.

I fell asleep and someone tiptoed in. The unfamiliar person got out a net and tried to catch me but I punch them in the face unconiuiously with my eyes half open as they got knocked out.

-End of skit-

End of section 2

Hope you enjoyed the skits! 3 weeks till Christmas! Will write some Christmas skits at some point so Pm me if you have any suggestions for skits or plotlines I can do! I've got two tests next week so no updates till sometime near the 20th, ok? Listen to the 'this is it' Bugs bunny show theme! I think it would go well with all of the skits!

So Read and review or Elmer and Electro will hunt you!