The Animaniacs Futuristic Tiny Looneynatic Reality! Chapter 11, an Animaniacs + Loonatics Unleashed Crossover fanfic

Chapter 11- Christmas comedy time skits!

Macadamia Nut!

Yakko and Wakko: HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!(at Hello Nurse)

Yakko:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Dot:

I am not trying to be annoying.

Yakko and Wakko:

Ai!

Dot:

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia

I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.

(with overdubbed harmony)

Am I a cutie? Absolutie!

And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

Dot, Minerva, Max, Grace, Katie, Spot, Lith, Wendy, Katie, Lavender and Hello Nurse:

But if you touch me, or even get near me,

I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Yakko, Zack, Dan and Wakko:

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia.

Oy, Macadamia!

Ralph:

Dah...

Yakko, Dan, Zack and Wakko:

¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia?

Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania

Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia

Oy, Macadamia!

(Wakko belches)

Dot:

Now please don't mention my brother,

The one they call Wakkorino!

(Wakko belches again)

Dot:

(with harmony overdub)

He's always burping every hour,

So I threw him out of the tower!

(Wakko yells, Dot laughs)

Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!

Yakko, Zack, Dan and Wakko:

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.

Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Pinky:

Narf!

Yakko, Dan, Zack and Wakko:

Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.

The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.

Dot:

Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Yakko, Zack, Dan and Wakko:

Oy, Macadamia!

The Brain:

Yes!

(Break it down now!)

Dot:

Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Yakko:

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Skippy:

Spew!

Yakko:

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Chicken Boo:

Bacawk!

(Dot laughs, Skippy laughs, Zack laughs , Pinky laughs, Minerva, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky, Lith, Grace, Max, Zack, Lavender , Spot, Dan, Wendy, Katie and Dot laugh)

Slappy:

I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Minerva, Hello Nurse, Max, Grace, Zack, Wendy, Dan, Katie, Lith, Spot, Lavender, Skippy, Pinky and Dot:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Yakko:

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Dot:

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.

But you can call me by my other nameia.

Dot, Hello Nurse, Grace, Max, Katie, Wendy, Lavender, Lith, Spot and Minerva:

Louisa Francesa

Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Dot:

Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.

But if you call my "Dotty", I'll have to hurt you!

The Warners and Warner rangers:

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

NUTS!

-End of song skit-

Christmas time is here!

It was two weeks to christmas and everyone was rushing to shop,

With singing and parties a lot, Over at the water tower

Yakko, Wakko and Dot were decorating their tree

With the help of the warner rangers who were a lot but three.

'Christmas time is coming, I feel it's just so close,

Just have to survive school and enjoy it the most!' I sang, happily.

'Stop singing, Grace! You've been singing the whole time when we got the tree out!" Spot moaned.

'I can't help it. I feel like singing christmas tunes because it's appropriate to do so!' I replied, swiftly.

'Let's do this!' Yakko exclaimed as all three warners whizzed around the tree and was done in seconds.

'I can't do this anymore' Katie, Dan and Wendy sulked.

'This is such a bore' Zack said in dismay.

'I'm so tired I could snore' Lith exclaimed under a boredom influence.

'Sounds like a cue song to me!' Yakko and I exclaimed.

'Hit, Murry!' Yakko yelled.

(Yakko) 'Christmas is time for sharing

So decorating the tree a sign for caring

(Wakko) give a big smile and feel hurt

For now's the time to feel alert

.bring happiness to everyone's face

-in a deep voice- and make each moment last!

(warners and Me) So feel happy and be ok!

Me and Wakko: Just cheer up and never give up hope!

'Really?' Max asked.

'uh, huh!' I agreed.

Slappy and Skippy-'The snow will fall from the sky, everyone will cheer

Christmas time is coming, cuz it happens every year.

Don't just sulk on your nice warm bed

Mr Plotz-Christmas here is a problem but I get everyone a huge fruit cake

Ralph-Dah, isn't that high in stake?

Max-can't everyone be quiet?

Lith, Spot and Zack- We just want to sleep

Wendy- does this cat still reek?

Skippy-Spew!

Dan and Katie-We just want love and stuff

The warners-Well, that's more than enough!

Hello nurse and Scratchinsniff-can't we all just friends to pair up?

Wakko and Me: Ya gotta cheer up, and never give up hope!

Warner rangers: We can't boast!

Wakko and Me: Ya gotta cheer up, and never give up hope!

All of the Animanics cast and Warner rangers:

Are you a dope?!

Wakko and me:

Nope!

All including the warner rangers:

Just cheer up and never ever give up hope hope hope hope hope! YEAH!'

"So are you satisfied?' I asked.

They nodded.

Then I brought a bunch of presents from behind my back.

'Merry christmas, guys!' I sang.

Then we all hugged.

-End of skit-

Short School typewriter song skit

It was another day at school and we were all packed inside a box that read 'Danger volatile contents' in red writing as Ralph, wearing an orange and yellow radiation suit carried us into the classroom.

Then he dashed off quickly and closed the door as Ms Flamiel opened the box with the crowbar Ralph had given her. Then we all popped our heads out of the box which singing:

'Yakko and Dan:

Schooooooooooooooooooooool...

Dot and the rest of warner ranger that are girls:

Schoooooooooooooool...

Wakko and Zack:

Schooooooool...

The Warners and Warner ranger:

School!

Our first day at school

We're eager little learners

So fill our brains with lots of facts

Our first day at school.

Yakko and Dan:

Teach!

Dot, Max, Grace, Lith, Wendy, Katie, Spot and Lavender:

Teach!

Wakko and Zack:

Teach!

The Warners and Warner rangers:

We're ready for our lessons!

So teach us Math, Geometry

Don't forget Geography

English Lit. and Chemistry

And please throw in the A-B-C's.

Oh, teacher, teach us nooooow!'

'Quiet! This is class not a music hall. Now take a seat!' Ms Flameil yelled.

'Where should we take it to?' I asked.

Ms Flamiel grunted.

'So have you ever been stuck in an elevator?' Wakko asked.

'I have' I chirped. True story, very scary too.

'One time, Randy Beanman's grandparents got stuck in elevator for so long they became skeleton people' Wakko said, randomly.

'We're now going to recit the ABC's. Please repeat after me' Ms Flamiel said.

'Please repeat after me' We repeated.

'No ,no, no. Wait until I start, THEN repeat after me!'

'No ,no, no. Wait until I start, THEN repeat after me!'

'Stop that, I'm warning you'

'Stop it, stop it, Stop it!'

Stop it, stop it, Stop it!'

'If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!'

'Aaaah!'

Then we did the typewriter tune which drove Ms Flamiel so crazy that she turned nuts.

'Yakko, can you count to 100?' Ms Flamiel asked.

'1,2 skip a few. 99, 100' Yakko replied.

I smiled with a wide grin.

Imagine if I used that at school?, I thought.

In my daydream, I was in maths at school and the teacher asked me to count to 100.

'1,2 skip a few, 99,100' I replied.

Everyone stared at me.

'no, give me all the numbers' Ms Flamiel said, as loud that it broke my daydream and brought me back to reality.

'Hey, it's only a 6 minute cartoon skit' Yakko replied.

'Grace, If someone you hate has 100 cookies and I take away half of them what will they have?' Ms Flamiel asked.

I winked at Dot and she nodded. So I got to say the line. 'A broken hand'

'2x2= 4 3x3=9' Ms Flamiel said as she wrote on the board while we played on our phone, roller-bladed around the class, pogo-jumped out of our seats and flew paper planes around the room while she wasn't looking.

'I know what you're doing, I have eyes in the back of my head' Ms Flamiel said with a stern look.

'Really? So do we!' Yakko exclaimed as Yakko, Dot and all of the girl rangers showed two eyes while Wakko, Dan and Zack shown lots on the back of their heads.

Ms Flamiel just stared.

Pop quiz! Pop quiz! Pop quiz!, I thought excitedly.

'It's time for another pop quiz' Ms Flamiel announced.

This time it was Max's turn.

Me and Dot placed a fizz cola and Pepsi can in front of max after Yakko blind-folded her.

'What are you doing?' Ms Flamiel asked.

'Pop Quiz' Dot and I replied in unison.

Then Max sipped both of them.

'I like the first one' Max said.

'She likes Fizzy cola, momma!' Wakko sang in a jazzy voice as he played the piano.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah!' the rest of us sang.

'That's enough!' Ms Flamiel said.

'Recess!' Yakko exclaimed as we all outside while the warners somehow got Ms Flamiel into the box again to replace themselves.

'Well, wasn't that charming?' I exclaimed

-End of skit-

Slappy the xylophone player

We sang Slappy's theme as Slappy yelled and Skippy joined in at the end:

The Warners and Warner rangers:

' She's a cranky old critter,

She's bitter, we warned ya.

She lives in a treehouse

In Burbank, California.

Along with her nephew,

He says, "Spew!"

He's cheerful

Then his aunt starts to rant

She gives him an earful!

She's grumpy, he's happy,

It's generation gappy.

Take a whirl with the squirrels,

Skippy and Slappy!

Slappy:

Ah, put a sock in it!

Skippy:

That's my...

Skippy and the Warners along with the Warner rangers:

Aunt Slappy!' .

Slappy found out that her old enemies had teamed up with Doug the dog and were planning to kidnap her in her sleep.

'Skippy, You go on to college. I'll protect our tree with a good ol' fashion booby trap' Slappy said, with a grin.

'Ok, Aunt Slappy. Good Luck' Skippy said as he hopped out of the door, changing into a taller, more mature squirrel as he left. Over the next few hours, Slappy had place a cannon at the front door, a bunch of dynamite-like christmas lights outside the tree and a xylophone was outside by Doug himself with dynamite on it.

Bugs Bunny randomly called round and dug a tunnel to get inside.

'What's up, Slappy?' Bugs bunny asked.

'Bugs Bunny. How've you been? Sleep much lately?' Slappy asked.

'Not sure. Need some help with your xylophone gag?' Bugs asked.

'Sure. I could use an extra pair of hands to make the trick even funnier' Slappy exclaimed.

So Doug the dog approached the door and the lights blasted him as soon as his fur touched them. Then the front door swung open and the cannon fired while Slappy and Bugs tip-toed outside behind the xylophone. Doug turned away and covered his ears. Then both Slappy AND Bugs did the tune from 'Slappy goes Walnuts' and there was an explosion….where Doug was.

'Old gag, new twist works every time' Slappy remarked.

Then Bugs threw a dynamite at Doug and Doug fell on top of the xylophone which finished the tune.

Then Bugs made a giant anvil fall on top of Doug.

Just then Skippy returned from colledge.

'Bugs Bunny? It's REALLY You!' Skippy exclaimed.

'Hi there, Skippy' Bugs said.

'So Aunt Slappy, Did you and Bugs have an intresting day today?' Skippy asked.

'More than you know, Kid. More that you know' Slappy said.

Just then, Doug moved a little behind them.

'Skippy…'Slappy began.

'No problem, Aunt Slappy' Skippy said, swiftly as he got a huge pair of rockets and threw them at Doug.

'Now That's comedy!' Slappy exclaimed.

-End of skit-

What we are-The true animal warners

Wakko-dog

Yakko-Bunny

Dot-cat

Wakko:

Maybe we are dogs,

Cute little dogs with ears.

Woof woof! (pant)

And little tails that we can wag

Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!

Dr. Scratchansniff:

Hey, get off of me!

Dot:

Maybe I'm a cat.

Whadaya think of that?

A lovely cat that all the world adores.

And here's my kitty paws

With little kitty claws,

Which I like to sharpen on your couch.

Dr. Scratchansniff:

Ahhh! That's not funny!

Yakko:

Maybe I'm a bunny

Hopping 'round here happy as I please.

Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze.

Dr. Scratchasniff:

Ah-choo!

Yakko:

I've got it! Of course!

Maybe I'm a horse.

I can live on oats and hay

And laugh and run and jump and play

And you can ride on me all day!

Dr. Scratchansniff:

No way!

Dot:

Hey, maybe I'm a skunk.

Dr. Scratchansniff:

Oh, boy, you really stink!

Yakko:

A dinosaur might be some fun.

Dr. Scratchansniff:

But then you'd be extinct!

Dot:

Maybe we're all insects.

Wakko:

Do you like bugs and bees?

Dr. Scratchansniff:

You kids are buggy in the head!

Yakko:

Maybe we're giant fleas.

Dot:

Maybe an electric eel.

Wakko:

Or seal.

Dot:

Get real!

Hey, wait a minute, I got it now!

Dr. Scratchansniff:

You do?

Dot:

Yes I do!

The Warners:

We're not bees and we're not cats

Or bugs or horses or things like that.

What we are is clear and absolute.

What we are, dear doctor...

Dot:

Is cute!

Dr. Scratchansniff:

I'm sorry I asked.

'I think Yakko is a bunny, Dot is a cat and Wakko is energetic dog!' I sang.

'Me too!' Max agreed.

'Me three!' Katie added which lead to everyone else shouting 'Me…' what ever number they are untill it turned into a buzz of chatter.

Steven himself walked in.

'I told you guys already, the warners are cartoonicus characterus. Meaning not real animals' Steven exclaimed, sternly.

'But we think..'

'No buts. I'm their creator so you should listen to me' Steven said.

'Uuuuuuuuuuh…..' The warners said.

'Goodnight, everybody!' I exclaimed.

'Hey, that's my line!' Yakko yelled.

Then Hello Nurse walked by.

'Helloooooo NURSE!' Wakko and Yakko exclaimed.

'Boys go fig' Dot said.

'Is your last name Speil-brig?' Wakko asked.

'No,no,no. Speil-blush' Yakko said.

'No, Spring-biel. No, Speils-love.' Dot tried.

"Actually, it's 'Spielberg'" Steven correted.

'oh' The warners moaned

-End of skit-

No-l or Noel

It was still close to christmas as carol singers sang outside below the water tower and Dot was helping Yakko along with the rest of us finish the tree while Wakko sat at a desk writing on paper.

Yakko:

To spell Santa's name is easy to do.

You write S-A-N-T and another "A", too.

But no "L", no "L", Santa's name has no "L".

And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell.

Wakko:

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from the well,

But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell...

Dot:

No well, no well, can't believe there's no well!

We walked all the way here and I'm mad can't you tell!

Yakko:

Captain Ahab took his crew his harpoon and set sail

And he called out to ships...

Captain Ahab:

Have you seen the white whale?!

Sailors:

No whale, no whale, no, we ain't seen no whale!

Sailor #1:

Saw a couple of dolphins...

Sailor #2:

And a big yellowtail!

The Warners and Warner rangers:

If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell

That you've heard it before. It's a song you know well.

Know well, know well, it's a song you know well,

And we've ruined it completely, so we all say, "Oh, well."

Oh, well, oh, well, we'll just say fare thee well!

Merry Christmas to you and a joyous Noel!

'Merry christmas to all and a happy new year!' the warners, Tiny toons, Looney tunes, Loonatics and the rest of the Animaniacs cried while waving.

'So Goodnight everybody! And Merry christmas!' Yakko yelled.

-End of skit-

A special song to make you feel good!

To begin with, we sat in the audience as the warner sang but then we joined it with them.

Yakko:

There are fifty thousand diff'rent kinds of animals

And there are fifty thousand more that used to be.

There's a hundred million ants

And a half a billion plants

And a lot of fish down underneath the sea.

There's gotta be a couple million spiders,

A hundred fifty million butterflies and bees,

And a bunch of different mammals

Like those elephants and camels

And approximately fifty billion trees!

Yakko and Wakko:

(While Dot "oohs" in the background)

But there is only one of you; that makes you special.

You stand out among the other things, it's true!

The Warners:

Yes, the universe is large

And whoever is in charge

Made lots of things but only one of you!

Yakko:

A one and a two and a three and a four

A thousand and a million and a billion or more!

There's a trillion drops of water in the ocean,

And a billion trillion molecules of air.

There are insects here en masse

And a trillion blades of grass

And a thousand strands on every head of hair.

A lot of little grains of dirt make up this planet,

A billion atoms on the head of every pin,

A million birds that all can fly,

A trillion stars up in the sky,

And all the many different people there have been!

The Warners:

But there is only one of you; that makes you special.

Yes there is nothing else exactly like you are!

As you're unique and you're terrific

And you're kinda built specific

'Cuz there's no one else the same

As the person you became.

Wakko:

In fact you're kind of weird!

Yakko:

But we like you just the same!

The Warners and warner rangers:

'Cuz you're the only one of you there are!

Baba-dootin baba-dootin' baba-doo-bah!

-End of section 2.5-

One more song

'We're gonna sing one more song and I think you know what it is!' I exclaimed.

'What time is it?' Max asked.

The Warners and warner rangers:

' It's time for Animaniacs!

And we're zany to the max!

(Max:I'm Max!)

So just sit back and relax.

You'll laugh 'til you collapse.

We're Animaniacs!

Yakko and Wakko:

Come join the Warner Brothers...

Dot:

And the Warner Sister, Dot!

The Warners:

Just for fun we run

Around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower

Whenever we get caught.

But we break loose

And then vamoose

And now you know the plot.

We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks,

Wakko packs away the snacks

We pay tons of income tax.

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff,

Say hi to Hello Nurse.

Goodfeathers flock together,

Slappy whacks them with her purse.

Buttons chases Mindy,

While Rita sings a verse.

The writers flipped,

We have no script!

Why bother to rehearse?

All:

We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts!

We're zany to the max!

There's baloney in our slacks!

We're Animani-

Totally insane-y!

Iron-maniy!

An-I-Man-I-Acs!

Those are the facts!'

The end….Possibly?

So how do you like the christmas chapter of all?

I hope you enjoy it! PM me if you have any skit ideas any time or if you want your character to join 'the Warner ranger', then let me know and I'll try my very best to squeeze them into the story line!

It's not the end just yet, but I'm not sure any more chapters will pull-through. But I won't give up!

I remember doing some sort of song that went like this:

'Hey, Grace'

'I think I hear my name'

'Hey,Grace'

'I think I hear it again'

'You're wanted on the telephone'

'Well, if it isn't Max I'm not at home'

And then it went on and on and on.

It's a long thing.

I wish I was a toon.

Enjoy!

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