25 Days of Macadamia Nuts

by zanganito

The school of Tendo Mushin Macadamia has one rule, "keep smiling." And with the approach of the holidays, Otae and Shinpachi will discover what happens as certain memories slowly melt away, like the chocolate covering on a chocolate-covered macadamia nut. *Spoilers for season 6*

6. Mayo

6: Mayo

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"Sougo! If there was a Santa Claus, you'd be getting coal for Christmas! Do you hear me? Coal!" Hijikata shouts while running down the hall. "Not just a lump or a stockingful of coal, but a whole sleigh load! In fact, Santa won't have time to give anyone else presents because he is going to spend the whole night hauling sleigh loads of coal for you!"

"Help. Everyone, Hijikata has gone crazy and I don't know why. I decorated his mayonnaise for him, and then he started yelling and chasing after me."

"Decorated my mayonnaise? Sabotaged it more like. How am I supposed to eat spicy mayo?" Hijikata holds up a red bottle.

"I made them red and green for you, Hijikata. The red is cayenne and the green is jalapeño."

"As if I would want that!"

Kondo laughs the whole incident off like always, saying it's wonderful they're so energetic. In fact, they're so energetic that he assigns them both toilet cleaning duties for the rest of the day.