Chapter 12- More Christmas tales (Before New year bells) or Hilarious tales!
Elevator recreation!
True story except this has a twist so it's more interesting and the two cartoon characters obviously weren't with us went it happened in real life. Enjoy!
Wakko and Scratchinsniff were with me, my mum and 5 other people when we got stuck in the elevator on the way up to a party in a flat. 'There's not meant to be more that 8 people in here' I said as I noticed a sign that had the maximum of people and weight it could take.
'We need to call for help' Wakko suggested.
'Help! Help! HELP!' Scratchinsniff yelled.
'He meant the emergency telecom' I said.
Then the lady who knew the post code, pressed the button and told them the post code.
My mum had to pretend to that she gonna faint for them to take us seriously.
We waited for 9 or something hours.
'One time Randy beanman's Grandparents got stuck in a elevator and they were in there so long they became skeleton people' Wakko randomly said.
'Wanna sing songs?' I asked.
'No, no songs' Scratchinsniff replied.
Later….
We sang the usual rhyms and danced in the little space we had.
'Chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks, chop chop! Chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks, chop chop! Chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks and chopsticks, chop chop!' Me and Wakko sang. 'Enough with the chopsticks! No more chopsticks!' Scratchinsniff cried.
'Wanna hear a joke?' Wakko asked.
'Let's say it at the same time, ok?' I whispered in Wakko's ear. Wakko nodded.
'No, I don't like jokes' Scratchinsniff replied.
'It's really funny!' Wakko and I said in unision.
'Ok, one joke' Scratchinsniff gave in again.
'Knock, knock'
'Who's there?'
'Max'
'Max who?'
'Max wants to come in and go crazy!'
'You called?' Max asked as she suddenly appeared.
'Oh, Now I get de joke!' Scratchinsniff exclaimed.
Then the people we'd called came and opened the doors.
We were free!
'Hey, wanna hear a joke?' one of them asked.
'Knock, Knock'
'who's there?'
'Max'
'Oh, no!' Scratchinsniff exclaimed.
-End of skit-
A musical maths lesson!
Miss Flamiel:
Yakko?
Yakko:
Yes, Miss Flamiel?
Miss Flamiel:
I want you to multiply 47 x 83.
Yakko:
7 x 3 is 21,
Which, as you know,
Is just two 10s plus 1, and so,
We put the 1 right here,
And we carry the 2, one left
To the top of the tens place, right next door
And we put it on top of the number 4,
Which is really four 10s that we multiply
Times 3 in the ones place and that's why
We now have 12, which we add to the 2
That we carry to get 14.
See how easy that was?
Oho, it's multiplication
It's math education.
Hey, Albert Einstein said
That it's so easy to do.
It's simple, it's breezy,
It's fun and it's easy,
Just buy a calculator,
You can multiply, too!
And now, the second digit.
7 x 8 is 56,
Which, as you know,
Is just five 10s plus 6, and so,
We put the 6 right here
In the tens place, left of the 1
And we carry the 5 like we did before
To the top of the tens place next to the 4,
Then multiply tha
To get 32. See, isn't this great?
Then, we add the 5 that we carried before
To get 37, then add once more
Straight down to get 3,901!
Isn't this swell?
Oh, let's give multiplication
A standing ovation!
Isaac Newton multiplied
A couple times two!
Yakko and Newton:
Times two! Times two! Times two!
Yakko:
It's simple, it's breezy,
It's fun and it's easy,
So buy a calculator
And study this stuff later
Maybe someday, you can multiply numbers
Too, three four five...
Recess!
-End of skit-
Yakko sings the all the numbers above zero (follow-up from Yakko singing all the words in the English language)
Me, Dot, Wakko, Max and the rest of the warner rangers were in the audience in the same theatre hall as last time with 'Dick Button' sitting between Dot, Max and I as we watched Yakko do his usual dance to the tune of 'Mexican Hat Dance'.
'And now Yakko Warner sings all of the numbers above zero!' The over-head person exclaimed as Yakko began to sing.
'0,1,2,3,4,5 and 6. 7, 8, 9,10 that's all the numbers that clicks. 11,12,23,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,2,25,26!' Yakko sang as he pointed his grey pointer a poster with all of the numbers to 100 on it. 'Well there it is. Yakko Warner, now underway, singing all the numbers over zero. I'm dot Warner, with me is Dick Button, Max, Grace. Dick, a good start?' Dot asked with her headset on.
'Oh, yes Dot. A good start to long process of a difficult challenge' Dick replied.
'Let's hope he survives' I cringed, worriedly.
'Don't worry, there's a surprise at the very end' Max said, cunningly.
'MAX!' everyone yelled in frustration.
'What? Was it something I said?' Max asked in confusion.
'Stay tuned and we'll show you the whole thing!' Dot said to the camera.
Yakko (slightly slower):
There's 55,56,57,58 and 59. 60, 61,62,
63, 64, 65,
66, 67, 68 and 69.
Dot:
Welcome back. Yakko's now counting the 50's as he tries to sing all the numbers above zero. A slight mistake at the 30's—here's what it looked like:
Yakko:
Thirty one, thirty two, thirty three
Thirty four, Thirty fivish... Thirty fivish... shoot!...
Yada yada thirty six, hey!
Dick:
Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.
Dot:
Now let's watch as Yakko continues onto the 70's.
Yakko (starting to get fatigued):
Seventy one, seventy two, seventy three, seventy four.
Seventy five, seventy six, seventy seven, seventy eight, Seventy nine and eighty.
Dot:
Yakko's now about halfway through all the Numbers above zero . Dick Button and I will be back with more.
—
Yakko (overly exhausted):
There's eighty one, eighty two and eighty three. Eighty four,
Eighty five, eighty six, eighty seven and eighty nine. That number's better than wine.
Dot:
Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the numbers above zero. Dick Button, is he going to make it?
Dick:
If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient; we'll just have to see.
Yakko:
Ninety one, ninety two, ninety three, nighty four;
Ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine and…ugh! (Falls down)
Dot:
Guess not…
Yakko:
Wait! (He struggles up on his knees)
…100! (Falls down again)
Dot:
He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the numbers above zero!
Dick:
Hey, congratulations, Yakko.
Max and I: Hooray!
Yakko (standing up):
Thanks, Dick.
Dick:
Join us next time when Yakko sings all the letters in the alphabet!
Then Yakko collapsed.
-End of skit-
Surprise, surprise!
Yakko:
There once was a man, his name was Magellan.
A Portuguese skipper, the girls found him cute.
He sailed with five ships to find the East Indies
Then come back to Spain with a bounty of loot.
The Warners and Warner rangers:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, happy Magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, strong, brave Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
They crossed the Atlantic and spotted a country.
Magellan said...
Magellan:
It's the East Indies at last!
Yakko:
But then someone shouted...
Wakko:
Hey, that's Argentina!
Yakko:
Magellan got cranky and chopped down the mast.
The Warners and Warner rangers :
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, settle down, Magellan.
Put down that ax! There's no time to despair.
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
A great storm arose in the mighty Pacific.
The five little ships were diminished to three.
At last, land was sighted. Magellan was happy.
But then someone shouted...
Dot:
Hey, that's Chile!
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, cheer up, Magellan.
Check out your map and don't tear out your hair!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
It took them five months, but they crossed the Pacific.
They spotted a land that was dotted with palms.
Magellan proclaimed...
Magellan:
Yes! That's the East Indies!
Yakko:
But then someone shouted...
Wakko:
Hey, I think that's Guam!
The Warners and Warner rangers:
Ai yi yi yi, oops, Magellan!
Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands.
Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near.
But then someone shouted...
The Warners and Warner rangers:
I think they're attacking!
Yakko:
Magellan said...
Magellan:
What?
Yakko:
And got hit by a spear.
The Warners and warner rangers:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, farewell, Magellan!
You almost made it! It's really not fair!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, ghost of Magellan,
The East Indies Islands were right over there!
-End of skit-
Mindy and Nutcracker
Dot was inside the warner studio with Yakko and Wakko, practising her long name.
'Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. Pince Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana lanna- Aragh!' She moaned as she made a mistake on her full name of the umpteenth time within 24 hours. 'HELLO Pince!' Yakko and Wakko said in unison.
Dot muttered in frustration under her breath. 'That was my cute little sister who said that' Yakko remarked. Meanwhile, Mindy was sitting the usual garden, now roughly 7 years old.
'Buttons, I still want you to keep an eye on Mindy for me. I'm going to get some mince pies for our christmas party' Mindy's mum said. 'Ok, lady' Mindy said. 'Please call me 'Mom' Mindy' her mum said as she sighed in disappointment and left. Mindy was playing with a wooden, painted, life-like nutcracker and decided to fall asleep. Button sat beside her and fell asleep too. Then the nutcracker grown to human-size and woke both of them up with a question.
'Have you seen the forest sugar fairy?'
'Why?'
'Because it's important'
'Why?'
'It's none of your business'
'Why?'
'Just because!' The nutcracker shouted, angrily.
'Why?'
'That's top secret!'
'Ok, I love you! Bu-bye!' Mindy said as she walked away into a watery-like portal and Buttons rushed after her. Mindy walked through a winter wonderland forest and ended up at a dark, grey castle.
Huge white mice wearing golden closthes kidnapped her and brought her to the evil Rat-mouse king.
'You smell of human. That is what you are is it not?'
'Yes'
'ok. I need to get the nutcraker and I think you where he is.'
'Why?'
'Because he is a threat to me'
'Why?'
'I will kill him and you if you don't tell me the location right now!'
'Why?'
'Humans are creatures I despise'
'Ok, I love you. Bu-bye'
Then Mindy broke free of the mice guards' grip and ran off again. Button arrived seconds after and was chased by the army of mice-rats.
There was gunfire and explosions while Mindy kept wandering off. She then came back to the forest she'd arrived in and got transported back to the garden. The nutcracker kissed Mindy's cheek and turned in to a handsome little boy who was just like her: curious, an animal lover and narrowly escapes death. Buttons jumped through the portal just as the guards caught up to him and was safely home but battered and bruised when Mindy's mum returned.
'Who's the mysterious boy, Mindy?'
'My boyfriend'
'Ok. Buttons, you deserve a treat from keeping Mindy out of harm's way' Mindy's mum said, which shown she still remembered what I'd told both parents about Buttons being a hero.
Then Mindy hugged Buttons. 'Buttons, you silly puppy'
-End of skit-
Kidnaped!
The shadowy figure who had tried to kidnap Bugs Bunny was back and kidnapped all of the warners rangers, looney Tunes, Tiny toons and Loonatics from the future expect for Duck, Ace, Lexi, Buster, Bags, Plucky, Bugs, Daffy, Max and The Warner sibs.
The others had all been kidnapped while we'd been asleep.
A note had been left on the breakfast table which read:
'I have all of your friends in a place which characters can't think of.
If you EVER want to see your friends again, then bring me Bugs Bunny!Bring him or else!'.
'I have a feeling this guy-whoever he is- isn't alone and might have the imposters show up again' Bugs said, worriedly.
There was a bright rainbow light as a hologram of Zadavia came out of my watch and at the same, Ace's watch as well in the Loonatics' tower.
'Come in remainder of Loonatics, looney Tunes, Tiny Toons and Warner gang. You have to save the others. I have a feeling they might be somewhere in the 'Real' world. So venture there. Zadavia, out' She said as she then vanished. 'Let's Jet!' Ace yelled as they drove on their Zoomatrix bikes through the beam of rainbow light and into the water tower.
'Let's move!' Bugs said, hastily as we all ran towards the place where the portal to reality had been and place our hands on top of each other. Then we all closed our eyes and concentrated hard as a pink aura surrounded us.
The others were hidden somewhere in the unseen parts of the London Underground train station, trapped in a glass sand timer-shaped container. 'Hello there, Heroes. Welcome to paradise, courtesy of Louis Looney, the long-lost reality toon.' A guy's voice said as he spat the word 'heroes' while he talked. 'What do you want with us?' Tech asked.
'I want to hunt you down until every one of you is off the face of the earth' He said in a deep voice as he came out of the shadows, revealing a white hoodie, blue jeans, golden trainers and sticking-out straw-like brown hair. The hoodie covered his dark blue-green eyes from sight, hidden in darkness.
'That's right. He want you all gone' a familiar Texas guy's voice yelled as two guys with red hair, beard and moustache appeared out of the shadows too.
'We all want you dead' Yosemite Sam said, with an evil grin.
Do the Warner Dance!(Parody of a well-known song that became popular last year!) in between main plot skit
-Gangman style parody music-
We were all on a beach somewhere in California and then we got transported to a empty white screen just like 'Macadamia Nut'.
Yakko: Do the warner dance!
-Sound effects-
Yakko: Warner Dance!
Wakko: We're the warners and we like to kiss people.
Being Annoying is what we do, so everyone stand up and copy us when we dance cuz we're gonna have a blast!
Dot: I'm cutie so keep looking at me, all the way!
Everyone: Hey!
Dot: Boys come and say
Everyone: Hey!
The warners: Look at the screen
Everyone: Hey!
The warners: Come and join us on Animaniacs all day, day, day!
Skippy: Do the warner dance!
The warners: Do the warners!
Everyone: hey! Come and party! Dance, dance, dance, yeah! Do the warner dance!
Hey! Come and party! Dance, dance, dance, yeah! Do the warner dance!
Yakko: I like to play two paddling balls at once, my brother likes to eat and Dot is the cutest little thing!
Dot: Aww! Well, the Mime gets hurt by things falling on top of him,
Slappy's a legend and Pinky is dumb!
Wakko: Hey, Look! I saw an elephant coming this way!
Everyone: Hey!
Yakko: Wakko burps classical songs!
Everyone: Hey!
The Warners: So get up on your feet and dance, dance, dance, dance!
Max: Do the warner dance!
Everyone: hey! Come and party! Dance, dance, dance, yeah! Do the warner dance!
Hey! Come and party! Dance, dance, dance, yeah! Do the warner dance!
-Music plays-
Dot laughs, Pinky laughs, Skippy laughs; then everyone laughs randomly.
Spot and Slappy: I don't get it what's the joke?
-Music stops which leads to silence-
Everyone: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...
-Music continues-
Slappy: You remind me of a young Steven Spielbrig!
Everyone: Do the warner dance!
Me: Yeah!
-End of skit-
Ace let Danger Duck be the leader of our small group as we arrived in the real world which changed all of the toons into 3D Animation versions of themselves as the pink aura faded away.
'My instincts tell me they're around here somewhere..' Duck mumbled.
'Yeah, We know. You've told us that about a 100 times already' Daffy moaned.
'Daffy, be quiet! We have to find the others' Bugs yelled.
'Easy guys, I think we need a ride' max pointed out.
Wakko pulled out a huge yellow poolcar from his gag bag and we all hopped in.
Yakko drove while Lexi gave him directs thanks to her sonic hearing.
Moments later, we arived in the busy streets of London, filled with car traffic, shops everywhere and a staircase to the Londpn Underground(also known as train staition).
We beated down the stairs the mallets and I leaned on the wall which caused me to fall through it (Similar to Harry Potter but not quite) where I ended up in the unseen parts of the train station altogether. It was a combination of warehouse filled with boxes and breakable things and Candy store.
Half of the room was lit up by a small chandalier while the other half was filled with darkness.
'Help! HELP!' Tech and the other cried.
'Guys? Where are you?!' I called out.
'All I know is that I can't see anything!' Spot grumbled.
'Over there' Lexi said, pointing to the darken side of the room as the others followed through the wall into the room behind me.
Bugs and I rushed over to the darkness and felt a glas object.
'Don't worry, we'll get you out!' Bugs said, trying to sound reasuring.
'That won't be Necessary' A unfamilar voice said from behind as Louise and another man called 'The Impostor' wearing a brown cow-boy hat which hid all of his face expect his glowing yellow sinister eyes, a long brown coat and leather brown fluffy cow-boy boots while holding a long staff with a red and white 'WB' badge at the top just like 'The Looney Tune show's logo.
'Are you gonna fire us?' Dot asked, in fear.
'She's got good acting skills' Yakko whispered.
'No. I'm not Mr Plotz or the owner of 'WB', Steven Speilberg himsefl. But I will, replace you with someone else, Bugs Bunny' The Imposter replied.
The he pointed his staff towards the lit side of the room and in came Bugs Bunny! Only this one was purple and no where near originality like the REAL Bugs I love.
'Are you trying to steal my spotlight?' Bugs asked.
'Me? I think YOU are!' Imposter purple Bugs yelled back.
''You want to fight?' Bugs asked.
'Lets' imposter Bugs replied with an evil grin as he grew so high that he almost touched the ceiling.
'Wait! I'll pass' Bugs exclaimed, shaking in fear.
'No excuses!' Imposter Bugs bellowed.
'Really? Well, Mr I-steal-Bugs'-Look-and-change-his-original-colour-Imposter-Bunny. I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third and I'm Not Happy!' Dot yelled as she grew once more to an ginomus height as she laughed manically as pink lighting strike Impostor Bugs.
'Now You'll all die!','The Imposter' yelled.
More coming soon! Have to sleep now! Enjoy! PM me if you have any faboolous skit ideas! Read and review or Louis will et you!