Chapter 13-Everything's a piece of cake or is it? (or a few more christmas tales from christmas day itself just before New year bells!)
Just then more of the 'Looney tune show' clones of the original characters appeared to face the gang.
Dot's yelling made the Imposter Bugs shrink back in fear and shrink down to his original size again as original and imposter sides prepared for battle.
'Are you ready to kill them?!' 'The Imposter' cried.
'Yeah!' The Looney tunes show imposter gang yelled.
'Charge!' I yelled as we rushed towards the imposters: Bugs tackled Imposter Bugs, Daffy whacked imposter Daffy, Porky bit Imposter Porky, Lola and Honey fought Imposter Lola, Speedy caught Imposter Speedy and his cousins in a sand tornadoes he created with his speed, Wile Coyote and Roadrunner fought their animation imposter selves too while the Tiny toons helped The warners along with us, warner rangers to destroy 'The Imposter's staff.
The Loonatics helped their ancestors defend their title as the 'Original characters for WB' by using brain blast, Laser blasts, magnesium, Super speed, Thunder tornedos and eggs.
'Guardian strike sword attack!' Ace cried as he helped Bugs fight Imposter Bugs.
'Aqua Dense!' Duck shouted as a pool of water happened to be beside him so he placed his hand in it and made aqua energy attack the Daffy Imposter.
Tech and Rev helped Wile and Roadrunner defeat their 3D animation selves while Slam helped Taz defeat his Imposter 'supposed dog' self.
'You're done for now little toons…' 'The Imposter' began to say as a giant anvil fell on top of him.
'Man, that guy was giving me a headache' Yakko said.
Then Dot spotted imposter Bugs. 'HELLOOOOOO NURSE!' She exclaimed.
Just then, Slappy appeared and threw dynamite at the imposter looney tune gang just as everyone else was original escaped.
'I decided to make a small cameo in this particular chapter' Slappy said, with a chuckle.
'We won! With the help of Slappy of course! But we won! We won!' The warners cheered.
'What did we win?' Yakko asked.
'You've helped us gain back our originality and we're really thankful' Porky said while stammering.
'Now let's get Mr Plotz!' I yelled as we raced all the way back to my house and created a portal to get back to Burbank.
'Mr Plotz! Come out here right now!' I yelled up to his office.
'What do you want?' He asked.
'We want you to make us the original Looney Tunes more of our original cartoons' Bugs yelled.
'The same goes for us!' The warners added.
'And us!' The Loonatics and Tiny Toons mentioned as well.
'Oh, ok! Ok! Since it looks like you might riot the whole studio, I'll do it!' Mr Plotz announced as he gave in to our demands!
'Hooray!' everyone cheered.
Then The Loonatics decided to sleepover with the Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons for a while.
'Do any of you want to go home?' I asked.
No one raised their hand.
'Ok, Let's stay with the Warners' I suggested.
'My Sibs, Zack and I want to live with the warners. I think Spot and Lith want to sight see and Lavender… well, she doesn't say much' Katie spoke up.
'Uh-huh!' Lith agreed.
'There's a message on my Laptop. It says:
I saw your message about saving the Warners and I really want to join the 'Warner Rangers',
I can't wait to save them!
From Tango' I read.
'Tango?' Max asked.
'Another mystery to solve' Zack said.
'I won't want to be his cup-of-tea!' Yakko exclaimed.
Then Hello Nurse came in.
'Wakko, Yakko, Dot; Dr Scratchinsniff wants to see you' Hello Nurse said.
'HELLOOOO NURSE!' Wakko and Yakko exclaimed.
'Boys go fig!' Dot along with all of us, girl rangers said.
'I want cake' Patch demanded.
'We don't have any cake!' Rita shouted.
'That's bad. Yeah, yeah, very bad, Rita' Runt added.
'Here's some strawberry cake' I said, holding a plate of strawberry sponge cake with a strawberry on top along with lot and lots and lots of cream (I'm a sucker for cream! I'm cream crazy!).
'Yay! Cake!' Wakko exclaimed and ate it in one bite.
'That was my cake!' Patch roared.
'Uh-oh!' Wakko said, worriedly.
'You'll pay for that!' Patch yelled as he exploded.
'It's that time again' Yakko said.
'To make a lot of noise?' Wakko asked.
'To make fun of the Disney Channel?' Dot asked.
'No, It time for the wheel of morality' Yakko replied.
'I still hate the wheel of Morality!' Dot moaned.
'Yeah' Wakko agreed.
'The wheel adds boring educational values to what could a completely enjoyable story cartoon' Yakko explained.
'Wheel of Morality turn, turn ,turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn' Yakko chanted.
"Moral number 8: 'if you don't watch Animaniacs, then you're just Baloney!'" Yakko read.
'That make me want to write poetry or bake a ham; I forget which' Dot said.
'That's crazy! Everyone watches us right?' Wakko asked.
Silence.
'Who knows, Wakko? We've missed part of the 21st century already and we're behind with our joke but we're still original!' Yakko cried.
Just then, a boy who had light tanned skin, fuzzy black hair which matches his eyes somehow and was wearing a tie dye jacket, white t-shirt, blue jeans and red tennis shoes, appeared through a flashing bright white light just as Ralph appeared to chase the warners away.
'Er… Who are youz?' Ralph asked, swiftly.
'I'm Tango'
The end
For now….
Tango belongs to Reggie Jackson not me.
The concept of time-When you're traveling…
Announcer:
And now, Yakko Warner sings about time.
Yakko:
When you're traveling from Nantucket
Through Chicago to St. Paul,
And you're standing at an airport
And you look upon the wall,
There's a clock for every city
And a different time for all
From Asia through Malaysia to Peru.
Did you ever wonder why that
When it's ten o'clock in Maine,
At precisely the same moment,
It is three o'clock in Spain?
When it's breakfast time in Rome,
They're having lunch in the Ukraine
And it's supper up in upper Katmandu.
If the Earth were spinning faster
As the sun is going past her,
Than a day would only be an hour long.
And school, when they begin it,
Would only last a minute,
Before everybody has to run along.
Wakko, Grace, Max along with the other rangers and Dot:
All right!
Yakko and Zack:
If the Earth were the planet
That was closest to the sun,
A year would be much shorter
And you'd have a lot of fun.
'Cause by the time you were in first grade,
You'd be over twenty-one
And you'd live to be nine hundred, three, or four.
Time is relative, dependent,
You can save it, you can spend it
Doing things you like to do
Or learning how.
Wakko and Dan:
You can't see it, you can't taste it...
Dot and Girl rangers:
But you certainly can waste it...
Yakko and Zack:
Which is really what we're doing here right now!
The international date line's
An imaginary cleft.
Today is on the right side
And tomorrow's on the left.
So when you cross it, do you then arrive
The day before you left?
That's how it'd work, it's quite berserk, you see.
So if you were born in China
While I'm born in Carolina,
Well, then, you're a day ahead of me, you see.
So the way I've got it reckoned,
If we're born in the same second,
Then why should you be a day older than me?
But it really is no miracle
The difference in our birth.
Because the world is spherical,
That's why around the Earth...
The Warners and the Warner rangers:
There's always different times for Moscow,
London, Boston and Ft. Worth.
Yakko and Zack:
And that's the way it's always gonna be.
So remember, when you're traveling
From Nantucket to St. Paul,
And that airport as you're staring
At those clocks upon the wall,
You should think about this song, my friend,
And then you will recall...
Wakko and Dan:
That it was mildly amusing...
Dot and girl rangers:
But then totally confusing...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
And we bet you wish we hadn't sung at all!
-End of skit-
The can skit
Slappy placed another walnut soda can in Candie Chipmunk's Trash can.
'Oh, no! She's come back to haunt me!' Candie cried.
'Time to have some Fun! Oh Warners!' Slappy called.
'Yes?' The Warners and I replied.
'Want to help me with a prank?'
'Ok!' We agreed swiftly.
Then Skippy wearing a wig went to Candie's door and opened the green briefcase.
It was the can!
Candie grunted in frustration as Skippy dashed off and both Skippy and Slappy were laughing inside their treehouse when the can was thrown back to them.
Then the warners appeared at Candie's house dressed as little maids.
'What do you want?' Candie asked.
'I want you!' Wakko said, as he then kissed her on the cheek.
'Your sister sent us to give you a basket of bread for your kindness and health measure' Yakko explained as he gave her a brown basket with a pink ribbon on the handle.
'Enjoy!' Dot sang as they skipped away.
They all began to giggle when they got back to Slappy's tree as Candie looked inside the basket and saw… You guessed it! The can!
Candie threw the can back again.
Then I forged a letter and got her to go on a game show.
'You've won a bicycle, a futuristic scooter and a year's worth of walnuts. Do you want to keep these items or see what's behind the curtain?' I asked in a presenter disguise.
'I'll take the curtain' Candie said. Then the curtain revealed the can and she blew.
Candie became solider-like animal with a belt of grenades and booby-trapped her door.
She then waited a long time and when she waited so long, she became mentally mad.
Candie arrived at Slappy's house and knocked on the door.
Then Slappy opened it with me and the warners peeping through the door to see but out of sight from Candie.
'I waited and Waited and waited. I can't take it! Give it to me! Give it to me!' Candie cried.
Then Wakko pulled out an anvil out of his gag bag and dropped it on Candie.
'Somebody shoot me' Slappy said, dully.
'Goodnight everybody!' Yakko exclaimed.
'And Merry Christmas!' Skippy exclaimed while waving
-End of skit-
Bugs Bunny and the Warners' amazing Christmas party
We were all in the water tower wearing smart clothes with Bugs Bunny, Slappy, Skippy and the tiny toons. The Loonatics were in the back groun, chatting to some of their ancestors who happened to be at the party. Then Steven Speilberg, Mr Plotz, Scrathcinsniff, Ralph, Hello Nurse, The Mime and some other characters appeared in a long line.
The warners began the sing:
Yakko:
Come in, be a smarty!
The shindig's 'bout to starty!
Wakko:
The gang's all here!
Dot:
Let's give a cheer...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
For the big wrap party tonight!
Wakko:
There's chow galore!
Dot:
So open the door...
The Warners:
To the big wrap party tonight!
Yakko:
We're dining buffet style
With food from every nation.
So plan to stop a while
And join the celebration!
Wakko:
They've come for fun and feastin'.
Dot:
We've even let the Beast in.
The Warners and warner rangers:
Let's go hors d'oeuvre-in'
And see what they're servin'
At the big wrap party tonight.
There's manicotti for Dotty,
Soft shell taco for Yakko,
And Wakko is ready
For a truck load of spaghetti
At the big wrap party tonight.
Hello Nurse is eating liverwurst,
Thaddeus Plotz has red hots.
Ralph the Guard is cooking with lard.
The apron that's cute is Dot's
Wakko:
Take a whiff, Dr. Scratchansniff.
Dot:
No veal in the meal for Miss Flamiel.
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
The Flame keeps a-glowin'.
The punch bowl's overflowin'
At the big wrap party tonight.
The Randy Beaman kid
Is eatin' fried squid
At the big wrap party tonight
Wakko:
The pasta by Pesto is the besto.
Dot:
Bobby helps Squit, who's choking on a pit!
Yakko:
The cheese balls are nectar
To Mr. Director...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
At the big wrap party tonight.
The Great Wakkorotti
Has gone to the potty
At the big wrap party tonight.
Yakko and Zack:
Runt bakes the bundt cakes.
Dot and Girl Rangers:
A pocket of pita for Rita.
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
Nuttin' but mutton
For Mindy and Buttons.
Sylvester wants a parakeet-ah.
Yakko and Zack:
Katie Ka-Boom can clear out a room.
Wakko and Dan:
A pie, key lime...
Dot:
Is headed for the mime!
The Warners:
Chicken Boo
Is eating tiramisu
At the big wrap party tonight.
The entire crew
Came from Acme Loo
For the big wrap party tonight!
Get another nappy for Slappy.
More bean dippy for Skippy.
Extra chippos for the Hip Hippos.
The Brain's eating pizza that's drippy.
Minerva's leavin' with Steven.
A hot cocoa drinky for Pinky.
Yakko and Wakko
Don't allow tobacco
At the big wrap party tonight!
It's happy hour
In the water tower
At the big wrap party tonight!
In our toon careers,
These are the golden years!
We've loved the jokes,
So thank you, folks!
You've eaten your fill,
Now here's the bill
For the big wrap party...
Yakko:
Pay with your credit cardy!
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
At the big wrap party tonight!
The big wrap party tonight!
'This is a great party' Bugs said, while holding a cup of friut punch.
'Thanks, Wakko thought of it' Dot replied as Wakko turned around, showing a dumb-found face with his touge sticking out.
Then I hugged Bugs.
'You're the best Looney Tune ever!' I exclaimed.
'Thanks. Want to dance?' Bugs asked.
I blushed.
'I-I'm sorry, I can't dance…' I stuttered.
'It's ok, I can teach you' Bugs replied as he held both my hand as we waltzed to the music.
'Hey, That girl's with my boyfriend!' Lola cried.
'Not my Great-grandfather!' Ace and Lexi said at the same time, then blushed at each other.
'Get her!' Someone yelled as everyone else tried to jump me but I crawled out just in time.
'Well, this just turned into a fight festival' Dot remarked.
Then Wakko played the joke drum roll tune.
'Well, goodnight everybody!' Yakko cried.
Then the warners opened the water tower door.
'Set the table. We're coming home for dinner' The warners said.
-End of skit-
The Twelve days of christmas-blue bird's version
'On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me…
Twelve turtledove
11 turtle doves
10 turtledove
9 turtledoves
8 turtle doves
7 turtle doves
6 turtledoves
5 turtledoves!
4 turtledove
3 turtledoves
2 turtledoves
And 1 giant-that kicks ass turtledove!' I sang loudly
-End of skit-.
End of section 2.0
Hope you enjoyed this chapter! One last chapter for the New Year will be up before New Year's Eve.
Does anyone know where I can find the lyrics to the 'It's New Year's eve' song?
I need those lyrics for the last chapter! With more inspiration and Patch appearances; I might do one more Animaniacs story just for luck! (I've never done a sequel before till now or a trilogy even!)
If anyone else wants their OCs to join the Warner rangers, just PM me, I don't bite! (Only Patch does!) Also if you have any skit or plot ideas that you'd like me to know, plz PM me for that too!
So Read and Review or the Warners will make you their 'Special' Friend! (I need to do a skit about that!)
PS: Will be putting this on hold when we get very close to Christmas, Only 3 days now!
So Merry christmas and a Happy New Year, Fellow readers, Warner fans and Fanfic fans along with Cat fans if there are any out there! Plz check out my other stories as well as my other christmas fanfic 'A Warner Christmas' –There's another one called 'White Christmas' as well, so check that out too!-! Enjoy!
Ranger Grace, Over and out!