Chapter 14-New Year Bells(Finale)
The Etiquette Song
Yakko and Zack:
When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe...
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Ja!
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"
Dr. Scratchansniff:
No!
Yakko and Zack:
Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you...
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Ja!
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying "AEIOUUUUU"!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
No!
Yakko and Zack:
To use the right utensil
Is one of etiquette's demands...
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Uuuuuggghhhh...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!
Yakko:
A salad fork...
Dot and Girl Rangers:
A dinner fork...
Wakko and Dan:
A butter knife...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
A water glass...
Yakko and Zack:
A soup spoon...
Dot and Girl Rangers:
A dinner knife...
Wakko and Dan:
A fork for eating pickled bass...
The Warners and Warner Rangers:
An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,
A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!
We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!
-End of Skit-
Wakko's America retried
'Class, are you ready for your lessons?' Ms Flamiel asked.
'Yes, Ms Flamiel' we answered, obediently.
'Let's begin' Ms Flamiel said as then classroom was changed to look like a knowledge game show as busser boards with each of our names on it appeared underneath us.
'The Categories today are Maths, The world in the 21st century, TV movies and the United States' Ms Flamiel announced. 'Wakko, you were almost our champion last time. You'll go first and remember your answer must be in the form of a question.
'I'll take the United States for 500' Wakko said.
'Wakko you wager part or all of your money'
'I'll blow the walled' Wakko replied
'And the topic is: Name all the fifty States and their capitals' Ms Flamiel said
'Ok, then' Wakko said as he drew a line on the board and played a tune on the violin to the'Turkey on the straw' tune.
Wakko:
Is there Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana,
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio,
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana,
Then there's Denver, Colorado and then Boise, Idaho.
Texas has Austin, then we go north,
To Massachusetts' Boston and Albany, New York.
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico and Nashville, Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, you know.
Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri,
You've got Richmond in Virginia, South Dakota has Pierre,
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania, and Augusta's up in Maine,
And here is Providence, Rhode Island next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont.
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall.
And Kansas has Topeka, Minnesota has St. Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska, and there's Lincoln in Nebraska,
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina, and then,
There's Madison, Wisconsin and Olympia in Washington,
Phoenix, Arizona and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy,
Jackson, Mississippi and Springfield, Illinois,
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyoming, and perhaps you'd make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the buffalo roam.
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota,
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon, from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas, Iowa's got Des Moines,
Sacramento, California, Oklahoma and its city,
Charleston, West Virginia and Nevada, Carson City!
Are they all the capitals there are?' Wakko sang.
'I'm so sorry, you still couldn't put your song response in the form of a question' Ms Flamiel said.
Then Wakko broke the violin by bashing it on his head.
'Don't look at me. He's your brother' Yakko said.
'To think I have to live with him for the rest of my life' Dot muttered.
'Recess!' I exclaimed and we all rushed outside leaving Ms Flamiel Battered and bruised on the floor by all of the feet.
-End of Skit-
The new character does not belong to me it belongs to The Reaper13!
It's New year's eve!
We were all in a hall with all of the cast and Tango had followed Ralph the guard to the New year's eve party.
'Are you Grace?' He asked.
'Yes, why do you ask?' I replied.
'Well, I'm Tango, the one that sent you the message. I want to join the warner Rangers too!' He exclaimed, excitedly.
'Ok' I said as a golden ring with a purple gem appeared on my hand as I touched his knuckle gently which made him glow a golden aura for 5 seconds before it vanished.
'Welcome to the club' Max said, in a friendly tone.
'That's Max, the co-leader, Spot and Lith the fighters, Katie, Wendy and Dan, helpers, Lavender, the quiet one' I said, as I introduced him to everyone.
A dog who looked like Droopy wearing a hat, glasses and a green outfit like the guy from 'Draftee Daffy' appeared and wanted the warners to travel back in time to World war 2 to fight in it.
'Aaaah!' The warners screamed.
'What's your name?' I asked.
"Buddy but you can call me 'Cappuccino'" he replied.
'Could you not send the warners into war please?' Max pleaded.
'I don't know…' Buddy began.
'You can join the 'warner rangers' if you leave them alone' Lith suggested.
'LITH!' Everyone but me cried.
'That's a good idea, Lith' Then I turned to Buddy.
'How would you like to become a part of the warner Rangers?' I asked.
'Ok' Buddy replied.
'The Warner Rangers are a group of Warner fans that help save them when they become in danger or kidnapped' Zack explained.
'Cool' Buddy said.
'Let's party!' Tango cried.
Then the warners sang:
Dot: Should auld Acquaintance be forgot and everybody cheers, We've managed somehow Friends, To make it through the years.
Yakko: Let's Stay up Late, Let's celebrate and count down from ten, Cause tomorrow when we wake up guys, the whole thing starts again!
It's New Year's Eve and I'm a beaut dressed up in my tuxedo suit, got a shirt and vest that a starched and pressed like new; I do and I'm loving the view
Wakko: Cause it's New year's eve and I'm looking swell with a white carnation in my lapel; got a coat and tie, and I can't deny it's true.
Dot: It's New Year's Eve and I do believe I'll hit all the restaurants in sight, the parties at Sardi's and Old Guy Lombardi's; Doing the countdown tonight
Yakko: Well it's New Year's Eve, Let the party rock! Let's dance and then when it's twelve O'clock; We'll sing them tunes and pop balloons with a cheer!
Everyone: Hear! Hear!
Dot: Bring out the confetti, We're ready; Hey, Happy New Year!
-Everyone cheers-
It's New Year's Eve, so let's all get dressed; In a tux or gown when you look your best, You're the belle of the ball, You're the one that they all came to see!
Everyone: Happy New Year!
Dot: Happy New you, My friend and Happy new me! (Mwah!)
Wakko: May Auld Acquaintance be forgot, On New year's Eve, They say.
Dot: Let's give a cheer, a brand new year will soon be here to stay.
Yakko: Let's drink our fill O'Sasparilla,
Wakko: We're too young for champagne
The Warners: And Every New Year's Eve, It's Time to go insane!
Yakko: It's New Year's Eve and it's almost here; we'll dance and swing from the chandelier and we'll all go nuts, when the ribbon cuts, we'll cheer.
Dot: When Midnight comes we'll cut a rug, we'll toast each other and kiss and hug as the shouters and screamers, throw all of those streamers right here.
Wakko: It's New Year's Eve but don't you grieve cause another year's heading our way, It's going be great cause we're staying up late, then tomorrow we'll sleep in all day!
Dot: It's New year's Eve gonna have a blast!
Yakko: The new one's here and the old one's past.
Wakko: So forget your worry and everyone hurry, you hear?
The warners: It's ok, be a jerk go berzerk, have a happy New Year!
Then we all danced and sang the song that everyone sings before New year's day when everyone links hands as fireworks were launched into the sky.
I sang with Bugs Bunny to his 'What's up, Doc?' song:
'Oh, the carrot is a yum-yum veg-e-table!
I always eat as many as I'm able
To snitch from any stand by some fancy slight of hand
Or to purchase from the grocer...if I'm able!
When I chew them, they go crunchy, crunchy, crunch!
As a veg-e-table they're so good to munch
Oh, I'd rather have a carrot, than a zebra or a parrot
'Cause a carrot is me very favorite lunch!
. . .
What's up, Doc? What's cookin'?
What's up, Doc? Oh, you're lookin'
For Bugs Bunny bunting...
Elmer's gone a-hunting
Just to get a rabbit skin...
Oops! The rabbit's gone again!
What's up, Doc? What's cookin'?
Hey!...Look out!...Stop!
You're gonna hurt someone
With that old shot-gun!
. . . What's up, Doc?' and I danced with Bugs Bunny.
After that we all returned to the real world and The Warners looked after Patch, Rita and Runt for a bit.
Then it was New year sleepover time in my room!
The end
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