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The door opened and we walked in seeing a brick filled room.
"So now to find the source of the voice." Kurama said. Wait...what voice, damn, I was distracted! So like the calm, collected person I am, I approached the question logically.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN VOICE! YOU MEAN ONE OF THE GODS DAMN BEASTS ARE A GODS DAMN GHOST!" I yelled out. Ok, maybe not so calm and collective and not much logic. The boy just looked at me with sweatdrops rolling down their head. "Hehehehe not a very wise answer huh?" I asked innocently. I heard a thud and I looked to see Kawabara on the ground. I think he anime fell. Then he jumped up and glared at me.
"How did you come to that conclusion? Where you not listening?" He yelled at me, in a millisecond I had my faitful double scythe out and had the curve blade on the back of his neck.
"I didn't feel like listening to a damn voice in the sky!" I glared.
"Onna put the weapon down, the baka just dosen't know you well enough. He might never get you at all though, I think the thing in his head called a brain, bad excuse for one too, isn't big enough to understand a blade of grass let alone you." Hiei smirked, I looked at him then smirked back.
"Ya, I truly are feeling sympathy for the ningen, the guy can't even look in a mirror without it breaking and can't think about waking up in the mourning without overheating his brain." I laughed, Kawabara glared at me with an irk mark on his head and Hiei looked very amused. Yes! He's no longer mad! The war can continue! "But he's not as bad as Hiei when it comes to being ignorant." I sang making Hiei's look of amusment turn to rage. "So many girls stare at him in the streets yet he thinks they're planning to attack him or that they're shaking in fear...well they are after you glare at them." I smiled sweetly but stopped when I sensed something come out of the floor and looked to see something that could be mistakened as 'The Thing' from 'The Incredible Four.' "Dude, The Thing called, it wants it's body back." I yelled out to it laughing when the creature got an irk mark on it's forehead.
"I am not this 'Thing' you speak of." He growled, then my evil little mind thought of something else.
"Oh so that other call was for you, Hello Kitty called, she's says either go back to the litter box or throw yourself away." I laughed harder as the creature looked more pissed off. I also heard the Troll and Yusuke fall to the ground laughing, I might have also heard Hiei chuckle!
"Thats it, step up and die like a girl! Squealing for mercy!" He growled. Ok he just went a sentence to far!
"All right I'm killing this sexist bastard! One good water attack and he's flushed!" I yelled not realizing the connection that pun had with the Hello Kitty comment earlier. I only did when the ningens laughed harder.
"No Melissa, we need your abilities consealed unless they're really needed, plus, we might need your energy for healing." He side glanced at me and I backed down.
"Kill the sexist bastard Rose Boy!" I yelled only getting some glances in returned.
"Hmmm, so one at a time, fine. the end result will be the same, you all dead, but the female, my master might want to meet her." At that I glared.
"Make sure his soul isn't even intact!" I yelled in anger. Then suddenly I saw the dude's tail go into the flippin floor! "Kurama, red light red light!" I said, what, it was code for 'Get Your Ass Moving'. He looked back at me then back at the beast, noticing the creepy tail thing but to late because the creature struck. Now I do not feel like watching but...
"Hey Melissa, where'd ya get the Popcorn and Gummy Bears?" The troll asked, well enough I looked down from my sitting/hovering position and noticed the two listed items in my lap as I snacked on them. Random flippin snack food!
"I don't know, it happens alot." I said, Hiei only nodded with a 'If only I killed someone for every time that happened' look, what, killing people is better then money to him! Then I saw as the creature sank into the whole room after explaining it's ability. Then he came out and got his tail through Kurama's stomach. I was too shocked to scream out but the ningens did enough screaming to make up for it. After that I saw Kurama pull out a rose.
"A rose? What's he gonna do? Woo the thing?" Kawabara laughed. I only shook my head.
"That thing only wishes. Holy crap that sounded like I called both them gay!" My eyes where wide.
"Kurama actually can great any plant into a weapon, even a common weed." Hiei smirked and I nodded in agreement.
"Kinda how I never got a chance to pull tricks on him. One moment I'd be sneaking up on him with a Tye-Dye bomb then the next I'm hanging upside down with a strange plant holding on to my ankles and him looking somewhat amused at me. I found out he made the grass go against me." I said popping another gummy bear in my mouth.
"Rose Whip!" Kurama shouted, suddenly everything smelt nice, like roses, as the rose turned to a thorn covered whip and petals created a flower typhoon around the room.
"Why does it smell so girly?" Kawabara made another stupid comment. I only shook my head. Then I watched as Kurama turned around and faced the creature, dodging it's attack.
"How did you know where I was!" The beast said suprised.
"Well after I purified the room with the scent of roses your putrid smell was easy to track." Kurama smirked. Wait, purified the room with the scent of roses, that just didn't sound right coming from a dude's mouth. But I kept it to myself.
"You trying to tell us something with that rose scent comment Kurama, hmm?" Ya no I didn't, I went Deidara, from some anime named naruto, on his ass! He just looked at me annoyed ad I only smiled. Then he dodged another attack and tore the dude to pieces with his whip! I was cheering but soon the rocks moved and the dude came back together, I didn't even want to hear what the explaination was so I tuned him out. Then Kurama kept attack but everytime he went apart and came back attacking Kurama in the process, then I saw a glowing red thing and Kurama did too because he caught it, and, well, the dude didn't comeback together correctly.
"Why are you all upside down?" He asked. Yusuke and Kawabara where having a field day.
"Talk about brass ballz!" Yusuke laughed, now you should understand now where the dude's head was. So I tuned out the rest as Kurama destroyed the stone and the dude fell apart.
"Whoo! Go Kurama!" I yelled, then he fell and I remembered that he was, well, stabbed in the stomach by Hiei not to long ago sooooo ya.
"A month and that thing still not healed?" Yusuke asked...wait...a month I thought it was a day, then again I do sleep alot when I'm being held captive by a 2 year old.
"Well it's not now." I said. So I went to go heal him.