Yes, another follower! Soon I will make my Anime Fan Army! Muahahahahahaha! *cough* *cough* You heard nothing, *slips candy to reader* The Spirit world prince dosen't need to know. Now because of school there wont be a new chapter everyday but spirng break starts when the bells ring this friday so more chapters should pop up then.

So we went to leave the room, wait, in the last chapter I went to heal him! I swear, theres little green aliens with controls thinking our lives as video games! Hey, I think I just found out who Hiei's cousins are! But I guess Kurama didn't want to be healed so ya. So we kept walking till some ringing thing turned on.

"Ahhhhhh! Invasion! Invasion, Krodan invashion, we need to get to a water sourse or under a rock!" I yelled running up and down the steps, then I stopped when they all looked at me with sweatdrops rolling down there heads and Yusuke pulled out a Mirror thingy. Hey, don't ningen women use those things to put paint and powder on their faces? "Yusuke, your using a...isn't it called facepaint...no...makeup? No, whatever it's called...are YOU trying to tell us something?" I asked. I heard a chuckle that can only belong to one person, the Queen of Pink and my mortal enemy. I took the mirror and glared at the woman waving. "So we meet again Botan! So your willing to admit defeat and change your pinky ways!" I laughed like one of them evil guys who won a fight. Everyone looked at me weird, well, except Hiei, he was use to it. I am like a lvl 100 at the weirdo and crazy scale and I've known this dude for 5 years? It's sad he's use to it, that tells you alot.*evily chuckles then goes back to story*.

"Hey shorty, this is alot coming from me...I am so sorry, you had to travel with that, I'm suprised she's still alive!" Kawabara exclaimed, I glared at the dude intently. Then Hiei chuckled and my attention was focused on him.

"Believe me I've tried and almost succeeded a couple of times but she's stubborn and very hard to catch and hurt with her stupid healing abilities! So we resorted to solving our differences with verbal wars." He exclaimed

"And I am winning!" I cheered. He just glared at me. I think I took a huge chunk out of his ego.

"Anyways, the infestation is spreading and It's hard to find these things! So you have to at least have beaten two of them." I looked into the mirror.

"No, Kurama beat one, we would be at two but your wasting our time." I said annoyed at her high expectations.

"Well hurry up!" She started nagging so forgetting she could see me I started acting like any sane person would do in my situation. I took a wrapper from my pocket and put it in my fist, moving my fingers to create crackling sounds.

"E ant ear ou, e rekig up." I said, she looked at me annoyed.

"I can see you, this is a two way mirror." My eyes widened and I shut the mirror thing. The guys looked at me then shook they're heads. I then started running up the steps, the sooner this was done the sooner I can kill that pink freak bitch! When we got up we were between two towers with a narrow pathway inbetween the platforms that surrounded the towers. On one tower was a Huge As Hell Cat or H.A.H.C.

"Kawabara, you like cats, kill it!" I said simply. "Give it a ball of yarn or douse it with water. Oh oh oh, throw it off the castle, lets see if it lands on all fours like they say!." I said excitingly.

"That is a rumor spread by dogs you stupid female!" The cat yelled. I stared, and stared, and ya know what? Stared some more, now we all know where my staring leads. "Holy crap it speaks!" I yelled in shock which only pissed it off more. "Kawabara kill the freak of nature." I said calmly making a shooing motion towards the cat as I faced the troll.

"Onna, this is Kawabara, he's the unwanted freak of nature and he's gonna get killed." Hiei smirked, I thought a bit then smirked back.

"Good point, go fight him troll so we won't have to look at your face and use our energy to keep the bile down." I laughed. He only glared and stepped forward. Now I started to calm down and decide to give the dude a break, he's only a human. "So Kawabara, you want a casket or you wanna be creamated? Oh and roses or tiger lilies?" I yelled out...never mind my earlier thought but come on!

"Be serious for once Melissa!" Yusuke looked calmly at me. I blinked in confusion.

"Who is this serious and how am I suppose to be them if I don't know them?" I asked, at this he anime fell. Wait, wasn't Serious a dude off the ningen movie series, 'Harry Potter'? "Nevermind I know him, but how can I be Serious Black when I'm not a guy and obviously not a ningen who can turn into a dog?" I asked, He just looked at me and shook his head.

"Sorry I asked." He said. Awww my poor team! I should be a bit more mature...but whats the fun of that!

"A human, not that strong either, so your a waste of my time, the fur of my mane can beat you!" He says as he plucks off a few of his hairs and drops them, then they turn to oversized pussies :D.

"Wow, even his fur is juts oversized pussies, that's sad." I stated shaking my head. This earned a few chuckles from Yusuke and Kurama and Hiei only smirked. The cat glared at me then his Possy started to beat the shit out of Kawabara. "Wow, someone needs to lay off the catnip." I sang. Suddenly Kawabar started to run and a sweatdrop rolled down my head. Then I turned to the ningen boy. "Aren't Male Ningens suppose to be pride upsessed weirdos?" I asked then turned back to see Kawabara stop at the end of the bridge on our side, then I saw Hello Kitties Possy in a straight line, he then took his sword...when the hell did he summon that, nvm, anyways he held it forward.

"Sword get longer!" He yelled, that did not sound right. I'm not a perv but I just had to comment.

"That's what she said!" I coughed saying it quickly then smirked when Kawabara glared and Yusuke fell on his ass laughing. The sword however had pierced the Possy from mouth to end and into the others mouth which again did not look right. "Hey, this is like Jeff Dunham, the entrilaquest from America! But instead of hoza japhalapeno on a steek it's Hello Kitties Possy on a steek." I grinned.

"Well that won't stop them and I am not a kitten and I never say hello!" The feline snapped, then the Possy ran forward chasing Kawabara and he ran past us and started running laps around the tower.

"He does know he's running in a circle right?" I asked pointing at his running form.

"Onna, he dosent even know what a circle is." Hiei sighed smirking.

"Good point." I said, then Kawabara attached the two ends of his sword trapping the possy.

"I call it the Demon Monster Donut!" He declared.

"Hey I don't like this one, can I get one with sprinkles." Yusuke laughed.

"Not a lengthy name at all." Hiei said with sarcasim. Kawabara beamed.

"Why thank you shorty." The dude is an idiot. I then tilted my head.

"Whats a 'Donut' and what is 'Sprinkles'?" I asked, the ningens looked at me with shock.

"What have you been doing to this poor girl Hiei, she's never had a donut!" Yusuke accused, Hiei then looked at me.

"Onna, Donuts are the sweet round things with a hole through the middle." he explained. Now I understand!

"Oh, a Sweet Ring!" I exclaimed! The cat thing then jumped down pissed. Well being the idiot he is Kawabara charged and as the fight went on Kawabara was losing strength and the cat was perfectly fine.

"Hahahahaha, You've been feeding me..." the rest was blah blah blah to me. Then the troll kept attacking as his sword went to a dagger this suddenly the cat blew up and flew away. Yusuke was laughing so hard after that. Then Kawabara was taking in deep breaths to get his energy back when Kurama explained that his energy returned the second the kitty exploded. I looked around in the sky expecting something.

"What are you looking for Onna?" Hiei asked, I looked at him.

"In the cartoons when a bad guy gets blown sky high he turns to fireworks." I tilted my head.