Ok, I'm slowly gaining my army and no one has snitched to the Pacifier Prince! It's been a good day. So lets get this rolling and grow my army of evil! XD
So we were going to leave when suddenly the cat came back down. I was gonna go over and poke his lifeless body with a stick but he wasn't so...lifeless. He stood up and laughed.
"You are strong, come with me." He started walking and we followed, I think we all just wanted this thing dead. Then we came into a room full of lava and ledges. "Welcome to my Room of Hell!" He then jumped to a ledge far away.
"Thats it I'm taking him!" Kawabara said but I was already on one of the ledges. "Hey!" The troll yelled, I just looked at him bored.
"I'm the only one who can survive a fall, I can turn the lava to rock with my waterbending. So yaaa, back off ningen or your friends will be laughing and taking pictures of you hanging from a school flagpole from your pants." I threatened, then the ningen looked like he saw his life flash before his eyes. "Ok, bring it pussy!" I said. He then took out a deep breath and fired a ball of energy at me. So I jumped to the next pillar like a sensible person.
"You like it, I call it my Tiger's Roar." He said, I rolled my eyes.
"More like Tiger's bore." I yawned then summoned some water into my hand creating a fist sized orb. "Aquas Bullets!" I yelled and from the orb tiny, pressure filled bullets of water fired out towards the cat and everytime he dodged I got a new surface to jump on. Every bullet that hit gave him a new bloody wound.
"What are you! Thats it you little bitch your dead!" He yelled sending another attack at me I jumped high and held out my hand. "From the Shadows of Death come to my side! Kara Yami!" My handy dandy double scythe then appeared in my hand. "Now Die! Dark Soul Slash!" I attacked the force of the attack made him step back off the ledge, now I would of been fine...but I missed the ledge and dropped into the lava.
"Damnit, she was a good assasin too." Hiei said looking into the pit only to be lifted off the ground by the troll.
"Thats all you think! You are a heartless bastard!" Kawabara yelled. Hiei was then dropped and Kawabara was then hanging from a ledge nearby.
"Troll, do that again and I'll have to kill you." I said simply, I then turned to Hiei and smacked him in the head with the flat of my scythes blade. "And thanks for caring you heartless bastard." I growled and jumped from ledge to ledge across.
"Ow!" Hiei said holding his head. Kurama just glared at him and started jumping across.
I then started humming a song from open season then got an idea.
"Hey Troll can you sing me the Teddy Picnic Song from open season, it stops me from killing people." I smiled. Hey I need entertainment and I already know which one the troll was thinking of.
"Ok, ummm, oh I remember it! Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried." Kawabara sang and I fell down laughing. He did all the motions too! (I do not own that song the writer of Open Season does). He glared at me and we continued but I felt a grip on my arm and I was pulled backwards away from the group.
"Onna listen, you know how I hate to show emotions expecially worry so please stop acting like that ok?" He asked sighing, I then did the mature thing, I patted him on the head and smirked.
"Whatever makes you sleep out night my bisexual friend." I grinned, to hell with mature this is me we're talking about! He glared at me then smirked.
"If I'm bisexual how do you explain this?" He asked I was confused until I felt something warm on my lips, I was confused a bit then realized that Hiei was kissing me. Now all you fangirls reading this are probably thinking I'll kiss back, well, no. I stepped back and patted him on the head again.
"I know it's not a good thing to bottle up your feelings but if ya want to live Hiei, keep THAT emotion bottled up." I nodded and caught up with the group. He stared at my retreating form and then followed glaring a bit at me. When we caught up with everyone they were staring at an ice door. "It's the Ice Cream store!" I cheered, sweatdrops rolled down everyones head. "What?" Well it seems I missed the convo with Botan and a girl named Keiko was in danger. "So Yusuke has a girlfriend? Abcedefg, Yusuke got whipped by a girly!" I laughed feeling his glare on my laughing form. Kawabara laughed with me and Kurama chuckled.
"Lets just go in!" Yusuke growled and opened the door. We stepped in and everyone started shivering. I looked at them like they were crazy. I wasn't cold it was cool. I was wearing a T-Shirt and jeans too! I was the only one beside Hiei not shivering. "How can you two not be cold?" Yusuke asked.
"Fire Demon." Hiei said.
"Half Wolf Demon and of the Water/Shadow element!" I chirped. Then some blue dude came out with a chinese style outfit. Suddenly that cat guy came running in begging for help.
"Holy Crap he's a Zombie, he just won't die!" I yelled. The ice dude however wasn't amused and froze his friend and kicked him making him smash into millions of pieces yet his head stayed in tacked and he still wasn't dead. I glared at the blue dude. He hurt his own friend, that was wrong. He was his teammate! Hiei put his cape then got ready to fight the ice dude. Now that was Hiei's way of showing sympathy. I watched as he sliced the dude 12 times and the guy laughed because it seemed like he didn't move.
"You gonna make a move or not?" He asked then gasped as blood trickled down his head, he then fell apart in flashes of light.
"Hah, the blue dude is dead, now the ningens can learn to make sushi!" They looked at me, "What, I watch Naruto!" I said pouting. We then left and ended up on a huge platform area with a tower on the other end with one window and a door way. Easy right? Not, there suddenly where millions of zombified ningens covering the platform.
"Ok, how to get in...oh I know, ok listen up." Yusuke explained his plan and I nodded, I would clear a path and they would go on each others shoulders so Yusuke could jump off and into the window. I took out my scythe and started slicing my way thought the zombies and soon saw Yusuke soar into the window.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a idiot who thinks he can fly!" I yelled pointing at Yusuke's glaring head and I started laughing. His head then disappeared and I continued to fight the zombies. *Hey Hiei, lets see who can take out the most ZH.* I told him, he agreed and I started to count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, I soon lost track of time and soon they were all gone, thank gods! "5678! Hah!" I smirked.
"5677, damnit!" Hiei growled.
"6084." Kurama smirked...hey, when did he come into the competition!
"You guys counted! I only got to 50 then lost count!" The troll's jaw dropped.
"I guess Kurama's the winner." I said, damn, that dude moves fast. Hiei nodded and we started towards the tower when suddenly a gigantic flash of light exploded and Yusuke flew and hit the ground in front of us. "Wow, take about speedy delivery!" I said. He was weak however and Kawabara stepped up. He transfered some of his energy then like the heroic ningen he is, he held his head high and dropped like a rock! Hehehehehehe, he fainted. I rolled my eyes. "So we leave them or what?" I asked, Kurama ended up having me put them on Ice Boards and we took them to Ningenki. After that I was sitting on a Ningen building and well, every ningen in the city could hear the argument.
"You will not, whats the point anyways!" Hiei growled.
"Come on, going to Kurama's school won't be so bad and i know to call him Suichi!" I begged. Ya I know, I'm begging to go to school. All you ningens out there probably think I'm crazy but it was just to pass time.
"Yes, there would be no issue, I'd watch her." Kurama sided with me. Hiei glared but sighed, he cannot defeat us!
"Fine but she is only to be friends with you Kurama!" Hiei growled, Kurama nodded and left to arrange everything.