Hey, sorry the last one sucked so I'll try to make this as funny as possible! For laughter is my armies weapon, no one can fight laughing and we can make our enemies laugh to death! Muhahahahahaha!

When we got to the room everyone set down their stuff, in the Trolls case he set the human sloath on the coach, and sat down. I looked around and decided to just sit on the counter. Then a demon chick came in with a tea cart and gave everyone tea, when she gave me mine she gave me a 'I'm so sorry you have to go through this again' look and looked at my teammates.

"Thanks, finally, someone understands." I said, she gave me a small smile and gave me a card then rolled out. I looked at the card and sweatdropped.

Females United

Dining Hall 7:00pm

Be Strong and United

She was a femenist, well power to the stronger gender (No offense guys but females do hold more power over guys then they think). I sensed someone behind me and turned. There was a little kid with black hair under a red and yellow hat. He also had a star on his cheek. I looked to see that Yusuke wouldn't miss his tea and took it without anyone noticed and gave it to the kid. He smiled, took the cup, and sat next to me, sipping the tea happily.

"Hey, shouldn't there be one more cup? I don't think Yusuke can drink in his sleep." The Troll pointed out, at that point everyone looked at the kid next to me.

"He was thirsty and Yusuke would have never drank it." I said shrugging patting the kids head.

"What is he doing in here!" Kawabara yelled, I rolled my eyes.

"Drinking tea obviously, seriously, calling you a troll is an insult...to the trolls. Now leave the kid alone." I sighed. The kid stuck his tongue out and when the Troll went to strangle the kid I stepped infront of the kid and glared at the Troll."Touch the kid, Troll and I'll kick you so hard you'll have to pee blood through a tube coming out of your mouth." I threatened. The Troll was scared shitless and hid behind the couch.

"Thanks for the painful image." Yusuke said in his sleep with sarcasim. Then I heard the door opened and closed making me turn around to face a blond hair boy with elf like ears and a tight T-shirt with jeans.

"Hey Roku, there you are, lets go, you dont need to be with the enemy." The guy said. I just kept staring, now everyone but the two new boys that don't know me know this leads to something, they however took it the wrong way, I mean he was hot but I dont go for blonde guys, they have big egos (No offense).

"Just came to meet our opponents, only one of them is worth fighting, Melissa here was in the tournament before and almost won if it wasn't for the light user chick. Hey Zeru, if we kill all her teammates can we leave her alive, she's nice." Roku smiled, thats was cute but I was still staring.

"Sure, might as well take her now since she seems to have grown an interest in me." He smirked, I kept staring.

"Onna, please, don't, we need a break." Hiei sighed, I kept staring, wait for it...

"Are you an elf cause if you are are you wearing stilts?" I asked. Everyone anime fell.

"I am not an elf and this is my natural height!" He growled at me. I then noticed his energy.

"Can you go, if you saty here any longer I might have to douse that flame that is your ego." I smiled sweetly then picked up Roku and placed him on my lap. "Leave the kid though, he's so cute and I wanna keep him." I smiled. Roku then leaned back some more and I heard someone growl.

"Roku!" Zeru said, Roku whined then somehow got out of my grasp and bounded after Zeru. Then the temperate rosed slightly then went back to normal and everyones tea cups where in half.

"Awwwww he took my Wolf Child." I whined crossing my arms.

"Whats a Wolf Child?" The Troll asked dumbly.

"A child adopted by a wolf demon, of course she was kidding." Kurama explained examining the cup. "Burned." Kurama said. Then there was silents, and more, and more, and guess what, a cough, then more silence.

"I call rooming with Hiei!" I said shooting my hand up and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

"I thought she would have said Merrick." The Troll said, oh, Aleena and Drew where with the girls so ya. Anyways, Merrick shrugged.

"K, I'm roomed with Rose Boy here, it'll be like rooming with Drew except there wont be a jungle with carnivorus plants and monkeys." Merrick sighed holding up his newly repaired teacup and drank the tea he put in there from his stash. He has a pocket dimention with ready to drink tea.

"Me and Urameshi will room together." The Troll said, well duh, that was the only choice since the mask fighter would want their own room to stay masked.

"No your roommate is gonna be Barnie." I rolled my eyes.

"You mean Barnie is here, sweet I get to meet a dinosaur that can speak!" He cheered.

"Troll, that was sarcasum, so get your brain from the pawn shop." I said. He glared and sat back down.

"Well night." I smiled, and went to bed.

The Next Day

We stood at the arena hallway waiting to be called in and the human sloath's arm was slung over Kawabara's shoulders. Then when they called us out we walked out and we heard boos though not for me.

"Yo Melissa, kick some ass, we want to see some blood." "Hey, paint the arena blood red!" "Can you kill my Husband!" Now the last one was a bit weird but hey, when ya got a mate and you realize your mistake you either commit suicide or kill/ have someone kill your mate.

"Hey, how come she is getting compliments," The Troll growled. He was the only one not ignoring the shouts.

"Because they know from last time that if they piss me off tickets for half these seats will suddenly open up." I smirked, "And they know that if they want some very violent bloodshed they should look to me." I said. Then before we knew it we where facing the Jolly Nine (I know it's suppose to be Six but theres two extra slots because of my 2 oc's and they have one more person then Team Urameshi). After some trash talk from the Troll and an agreement from the Troll we went to our side of the ring.

"The teams have decided on one on one!" A demon girl said, I sighed, let the guys fight, if they screw up I'll take charge. I then sat at the wall and closed my eyes. Seeming like moments I was awakened by a laugh of some guy. Looking up I saw that there where three more people left and a guy with neon pink hair stood in the middle.

"Come on! Send the girl, I want to see what part of the rumors are true!" He laughed, I smirked and teleported into the arena.

"Vertue Patience is, hasty you are." I smirked, he growled obvioulsy pissed, I could tell he was one of them grammer freaks and speaking Yoda was pissing him off. "Am I Pissy you of-fa-fa, Jeff-fa-fa, ha ha ha." I said, his eyes filled with more rage. "Meep Meep." I said and disappeared.( Idn own Yoda, Jeff Dunham jokes, or the roadrunner) The guy just stared at where I was and started looking around, I however was looking down, standing on the baka's head. "So do you do meth because you should of noticed the tiny fact that I'm on your head." I pointed out and jumped making him growl. "Stupid and Weak you are, kill you I will." I smirked and held out my hand, he stiffened and then his body turned inside out and he was killed with his heart still beating covering the stage with red blood. "Ooooooo, pretty." I smiled and cheers erupted.

"And that was our Dark Angel! First making him fill with rage then killing him with his heart still beatin, talk about brutal!" The fox girl smiled, obviously like it. Then the two ramaining guys looked at each other and ran, into the tunnel they went then there was a scream. Then my blood an cold as a figure stepped out.

"Why, why must I...