A/N: I realize this gag has been done before, but it's still funny, right? ;)
16: Shinpachi
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"Shinpachi's glasses sit dramatically on his nose. As a ray of light from the window spills into the room, the glasses gleam white in the sun, dramatically obscuring Shinpachi's eyes. Who knows what Shinpachi may be thinking now? Are his glasses reminiscing about his childhood as he practices sword fighting and sweat drips down his face? What secrets do his glasses hold?"
"What are you saying? Stop talking about my glasses like they are the only interesting thing about me!" Shinpachi rages. "And how could my glasses remember my childhood if I had a different pair then?"
"But your glasses are the most interesting part of you, Shinpachi," Kagura says.
"She's right," Gintoki agrees. "Eyes are said to be the window to the soul. But Shinpachi has an extra set of window panes in front of his eyes, which makes them interesting."
"You're still not making any sense," Shinpachi protests. "Lots of people wear glasses, why are mine so different?"
"They match your personality," Kagura says.
And Shinpachi is silent.