Dear Fanfiction

by Ramblesx

"...Because Katniss doesn't want to be arrested for bestiality from fans shipping Katniss/Buttercup, because there is no way Effie would ever allow Preffie Sneffie to happen, because Peeta is fed up with being labeled as gay, and because no character wants to be shipped with an OC named sparkle." The characters from HG have a LOT to say to fanfiction writers. This won't end well.

2. Chapter 2

Dear Fanfiction,

WEAPONS SUCH AS BOW 'N ARROWS, KNIVES, SPEARS, AND EVEN SWORDS ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS. THEY CANNOT TALK. 'Nough Said.

-Katniss Everdeen.