Dear Fanfiction

by Ramblesx

"...Because Katniss doesn't want to be arrested for bestiality from fans shipping Katniss/Buttercup, because there is no way Effie would ever allow Preffie Sneffie to happen, because Peeta is fed up with being labeled as gay, and because no character wants to be shipped with an OC named sparkle." The characters from HG have a LOT to say to fanfiction writers. This won't end well.

3. Chapter 3

Dear Fanfiction,

NO. No, no, no, no, no. Did we mention no? Sparkle? Glitter? Ritzia? Is that the best OC names that you fanfiction writers can come up with to ship us with? First of all, we don't magically fall in love with an OC that has luscious tan skin, a 17' waist, a perfect personality, a perfect body, and likes all the same hobbies that we do. That is called a Mary-Sue, dear writers. And besides that, Peeta has Katniss. Finnick has Annie. Haymitch has his alcohol. We understand that our names are different, but is it really that hard to come up with a realistic Panem name? Here's a few; Reeta Mellarky, Datness Evergreen, Kinnick O' Dare, Ohanna Grason, Bannie Resta, Srim Evergreen, Qato, Arvel, Flove, Gayle Hawk. Okay, so maybe it is kind of difficult to come up with Panem names. The message still remains: WE DON'T WANT TO BE SHIPPED WITH AN OC. Especially one with a terrible name.

From,

The sexy, hunky, bad-ass guys in the Hunger Games.