Dear Fanfiction

by Ramblesx

"...Because Katniss doesn't want to be arrested for bestiality from fans shipping Katniss/Buttercup, because there is no way Effie would ever allow Preffie Sneffie to happen, because Peeta is fed up with being labeled as gay, and because no character wants to be shipped with an OC named sparkle." The characters from HG have a LOT to say to fanfiction writers. This won't end well.

5. Chapter 5

Dear Fanfiction,

I do not love Rory, nor Cato, nor Peeta, nor Gale. I am not in love- at the moment. For the love of Peeta, I'm thirteen years old! I'm not going to magically fall in love with some Mary-Sue OC, or a guy who's five to six years older than me and in love with my sister. I'm a tad offended. Isn't there more problems to worry about at the moment than love? And I'M DEAD. I DIED. Seriously. The only boy who is in my life- well, used to be- is Buttercup.

"Hey, Prim."

Rory? Is that you? *Squeals girlishly* Wait up!

From an in-denial,

Prim-Rose Everdeen.

A/N: This doesn't make much sense, but oh well.