And now for another addition to CoG: Tales of the Centerplane. This is a list of rules that the Gormim sort of follow. Enjoy!

This list was written by my OC, Carlos Binarius. Len Ferro decided to 'help out.'

Len
Carlos

A compiled list of Gormim rules/guidelines/suggestions-for-the-rules-that-you-don't-really-have-to-follow (Shut up, Len)
By, Carlos Binarius(And Len Ferro!)[FUCK OFF!]

1. Don't make Storia lose his place in a book.

2. If you think it's cool, bring it up for consideration.

3. It's not stealing, it's collecting.

4. All collected powers, souls, artifacts, etc. must go to Mason Gloma for archiving and/or Len Ferro for reproduction.

5. If you think someone's about to say your Inversion name, stick your fingers in your ears and run like hell.

6. A lifetime lasts an indeterminate amount of time. While lifespan is not an issue, you should take care not to get your fool self killed.
6a. To clarify, you only have to really worry about being killed when you see a black ring-mark above your left elbow, signifying your appointed time.
6b. Don't be nitpicky, Carlos.

7. Do not, under ANY circumstances degrade, mess with, excessively tease, or abuse Hinata Hyuuga. Violation of this rule will earn you the ire of every Gorem who hears about it, Inverted or not.
7a. This rule includes any alternate versions of Ms. Hyuuga who happen to belong to the Gormim.
7b. Rules 7 and 7a also apply to Naruto Uzumaki, with slightly more exceptions.

8. Picking on the weak and defenseless, as well as poisoning a village's water supply, is a Colt-Level Offense. The severity of your crime determines the size of the lake that gets dropped on you.
8a. Though not by much. A lake is a lake.

9. Remember which rules go with which Universe!
9a. That was aimed at me, wasn't it? Maybe, maybe not.

10. Try to avoid revealing the true location of your NI. A well-placed stab to your Negative Infinity causes total failure of control over your element, followed immediately by permanent death
10a. By 'permanent,' I mean that your current lifetime shall be over. You will be sent on to whatever afterlife that side-world possesses, where you shall spend an indeterminate amount of time before reforming in the Scattered Foundation.

11. Attempting to harm a female or child, as well as sexual abuse or rape, is a Kelvin-Level Offense.
11a. Needless to say, you'll be leaving the lifetime in little frozen chunks, mother-fucker.
11b. Begging for mercy does not help. Once he hears what you've done, you are dead.

12. Do not get between Fuoca Terme and her ice cream. Also, don't laugh when she melts it. You just end up feeling terrible when she cries.
12a. The second-degree burns are also a bit of a deterrent.

13. Do not laugh at Hailey Petra if she starts limping for no reason. It is in bad taste.

14. Len, just because William Terme was an actor, it does not mean that he's gay.
14a. It was a freaking joke!

15. Do not take pictures of Morris Nocturne with a flash camera. No matter how many times you do it, it's not funny.

16. Honor does not come before reason. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Sanji!

17. Sophie Binarius is off limits.
17a. Bullshit.

18. Len Ferro is about as subtle as a blowfish.
18a. Oh, like you're any better. Can we say, 'Hammer of Dawn,' anyone?

19. Len Ferro is forbidden from quoting Jan Valentine from Hellsing.
19a. Especially the abridged version!

20. If you see Grace Ghiaccio hanging around the Book of Names, be as friendly towards her as possible.

21. Never, ever, ever accuse a Gorem of lying. Even when they are. It's extremely insulting, and a good way to get yourself an ass-kicking.

22. Never give Sonia or Otto Din any caffeine.
22a. Unless you happen to like Hatsune Miku and Mindless Self-Indulgence being sung nonstop.

23. Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai is an Italian Leprechaun. This can never be forgotten, after...that.

24. All spawned vehicles must have a Muffin Button installed.

25. Don't be stupid.

26. Only side-world characters can get harems.
26a. Len, don't you have a harem waiting for you back home?
26b. Maybe...

27. Blacklights may only engage in tentacle-sex when all parties a willing.
27a. Or, you know, whatever freaky shit shape-shifters get up to...
27b. Okay, how the fuck can you write what you just did with a straight face?
27c. Because I'm amazing. And I'm typing; I don't need an expression to do that.

28. When in doubt, do a headbutt.

29. Len Ferro follows rules of his own.
29a. Rule 29 is still being debated.

30. In terms of power-ups, permanent and temporary are relative.

31. It's all fun and games until your teammates start to go bad.

32. Be careful with what you say or think. At least make sure that Storia's attention is not turned to you, for where the Narrator listens, Murphy is sure to follow.

33. Take care when interacting with the UDOM. Tensions between our groups are a little high.
33a. If you see a building with the Unwinding Spiral on it, be careful! Not all UDOMs are friendly, so they are as likely to kill you as they are to help you.
33b. Take special care when confronting Dage UDOM. He is short-tempered at best and positively volatile at worst.

34. When your Voice speaks to you, do not attempt to ignore it. It's word is law.

35. If you here someone speak your Inversion name, you will switch your allegiance to the other side for the rest of the lifetime.

36. Never jump to conclusions over something you hear or are told. Always make sure you've got the all facts straight before you make your judgment.

37. Beating up super-heroes is accepted.

38. Do not test the amount of patience possessed by Nord Baro or Vaga Farwalker.

39. Always be nice to the friendly characters (IE Hinata). When they're finally pushed too far and snap, it won't be your ass they come after.

40. Stay out of Deadman Wonderland unless you wish to be scarred for life.

41. Do not keep Hinata Hyuuga away from Naruto Uzumaki. Not only will he kick your ass, we will kick your ass.

42. The old 'Star light, star bright…' poem actually grants wishes. However, it can only be used once a day. Potency of the wish increases when you make it rhyme.

43. Planet Brackenwood is strictly neutral ground for meetings.

44. Stay the hell away from the Oogakari (Third Fang's sphere of influence). We already have copies of their souls, which they are not happy about. The only reason we have peace is because they don't know how to get into the Centerplane.

45. If you are caught peeking, don't run. That's what they want you to do. Instead, try fighting them head on. Yes, I'm quite serious.

46. The ramblings of the crazy usually have strands of truth. Unless said crazy person is a Big Bad.

47. Pants are optional.
47a. Uh, no, they're not.

48. Do not call Len Ferro 'Lavernius.'

49. Don't bother asking Archer Lampe about his past.

50. Old soldiers have very little sense of humor.
50a. Please refer to Rule 18.

AN: Alright, that's the end of this little edition. Basically, Carlos is trying to write a list of rules/guidelines for the Gormim to follow, but Len is being annoying and the two of them end up arguing a lot. Sorry if you guys don't like it, but I wanted to do this.