The Young- Episode #2: Driving Ms. Charlotte
Last episode, we saw an interesting brawl between Sasha and Anya, we saw some flirting, courtesy of Corey, and we saw the world's greatest fight- a food fight. We also saw Chris (or Kassius) defeat Bateman. Who would he face this episode of The Young!
Oliver & Adrian was chilling on Adrian's bed at 6:00 a.m., eating biscuts and drinking tea.
Oliver: I'm so bored.
Adrian: Me too.
Oliver: Hey, I gotta idea.
Adrian: What?
Oliver: You remember how that dirty hippie cussed you out?
Adrian: Yeah!
Oliver: Let's pour tea on his face. He is sleep.
Adrian (Confessionals): Oliver has this great idea. So we're bored. And we decide to prank Seth. I'm gonna be laughing on my bum.
Oliver poured tea in Seth's face.
Seth: What the f*ck? You stupid b*tch! You dumb a**h*le! You d*uchebag!
Oliver: What's the prob, d*ck?
Seth punched Oliver. They started to brawl.
Adrian: F*ck him up, Oliver. F*ck him up!
The producers broke them up.
Seth (Confessionals): Those d*ckheads, Adrian & Oliver, learned today not to f*ck with me. I left Oliver with a bloddy nose. Now, I'm gunning for Adrian.
1 hour later...
Charlotte looks in the refrigerator. It is empty.
Charlotte: What the f*ck?
Charlotte (Confessionals): I'm so hungry, so I look in the fridge, and it's empty. It's f*cking empty! I'm p*ssed off, man! I know exactly who did it.
Charlotte: Hey, fatso, are you the one who ate everything out of the fridge?
Bray: Did I do that?
Charlotte: Yes you did, you d*ck! Do you even care about us? WE HUNGRY!
Bray: Calm down.
Charlotte: Don't tell me to calm down, you b*tch.
Charlotte (Confessionals) I gotta fight for my castmates. So I need a ride to the supermarket. I'm gonna buy everything in that b*tch.
Charlotte: Hey, Big E., can you give me a ride to the supermarket?
Big E.: No. I can't be around cars. I keep on lifting them and throwing them.
Charlotte: Okay. Leo, I need a ride.
Leo: I can't. I'll blind the road.
Charlotte: Briley, can you drive me to the supermarket?
Briley: You asked the right guy.
Briley drives Charlotte.
Charlotte: Are you sure you know how to drive. This is reckless!
Briley: Hush. I know what I'm doing
Charlotte: Whatever.
Briley crashed into the supermarket.
Charlotte: Briley?
Briley: Yes?
Charlotte: What the f*ck did you just do?!
Charlotte (Confessionals): That little d*uchebag! It's his fault that I had to pay the Young Market $1,000,000. The good part is that I got French for everyone.
Charlotte & Briley walks back to the house.
Charlotte: What the f*ck is wrong with you? You said you can drive.
Briley: No. I said that you asked the right guy.
Charlotte: You know what? F*ck you, you f*cking d*ckhead!
Briley: You dumb b*tch. You should shut the h*ll up. At least you got food, wh*re.
Charlotte (Confessionals): That motherf*cker called me a wh*re. How dare he?
Charlotte: You're a sh*thead.
Briley (Confessionals): That sl*tty h*e better watch her back.
Xavier: Hi, Sasha.
Sasha: Hi!
Xavier: I've been meaning to ask you a question.
Sasha: What?
Xavier: Do you wanna be...my...boyfriend?
Sasha:...H*ll to the motherf*cking no. You think I'm gonna start some showmance with some d*ckhead I don't even know?
Xavier: But...you're hot!
Sasha: I know, but-
Xavier kissed Sasha.
Sasha: Oooo! You can kiss. Allright, I'll be your boyfriend.
They kiss.
Sasha (Confessionals): I'm pretty glad I have a new boyfriend. Plus, he can kiss.
Later that day...
Dani found her yellow purse with holes in it.
Dani: What the f*ck? Conor ate through my purse again?
Dani (Confessionals): That rat a**, Conor, ate through my purse. I'm sick and tired of that inconsiderate little jacka**. So I put my purse in a mouse trap and I'm gonna trap that b*tch.
Conor: Ooooo! Dani's purse! OWW!
Dani: Take that, b*tch!
Dani (Confessionals): Trapped!
Conor (Confessionals): I saw Dani's yellow purse and I was about to eat it, but then, I found out it was trap. That little wh*re! I'll get her.
Dean: Hi, Paige.
Paige: What do you want, d*ck?
Dean: Well, you wanna go back to my room and lay in my bed and have-
Paige: Hey, b*tch, where you think you going with this? I'm not having "you know what" with you. You better ask somebody! So, you better bounce your dirty motherf*cking a** outta' my motherf*cking face, you dumb d*uche!
Dean cries.
Paige: Yeah, cry, you dunce. HaHaHa!
Dean (Confessionals): I just wanted to cuddle with Paige. (Sniffle) But she thought I wanted to get it in with her. Not at all.
Audrey: What the h*ll is wrong with you, Paige? Why you made Dean cry?
Paige: Why the f*ck you in my business, b*tch?
Audrey: I gotta reason, b*tch!
Paige: Who the f*ck you think you talking to, h*e?
Audrey: You, you trashy wh*re!
Paige: Uh-uh, sl*t! You about to get yo' a** whooped.
Audrey: Try it, tr*mp.
Paige & Audrey fought.
Paige (Confessionals): That hilbilly b*tch got p*ssed off at me because I made that d*uche Dean cry. Tough f*cking nuts! She is such a h*e!
Paige: Hold me back!
Audrey: F*ck you, you dirty tr*mp!
Paige: Sh*tty b*tch!
After the fight, everyone went to sleep. Except for Chris (or Kassius). His opponent is Ryderman.
Kassius: Watch as you get defeated!
Ryderman: Whatebs! Watch as you get knocked out!
They fight and Kassius wins with Ohno Strength.
Kassius: I win and you lose. Like always.
Next episode, we're gonna have more drama, comedy, and dances. Yup, dances! Plus, will someone leave the house? Find out on the next episode! See ya!