The Young- Episode #3: Look Who's Talking...English

Last episode, Seth brawled with Oliver, Briley crashed through the Young Market, and an argument led to a catfight between Audrey and Paige. Find out who leaves the house this episode of The Young.

Luke is on the phone.

Luke: Hey, baby!

Wife: Hi, Luke.

Luke: Any news?

Wife: Yes. I bought a trailor home.

Luke: WHAT?!

Wife: Yes, you can come on home.

Luke: All right, I'm leaving. Love you.

Wife: Love you too. Bye.

Luke: Bye.

Luke (Confessionals): I was on the phone earlier with my wife and she said she bought the trailor home. So, I just came on this show for no reason. It's okay. At least I don't have to stay in the house with those dumba** sh*theads.

Luke is out!

Sasha just finished having "you know what" with Xavier in Sasha's bed.

Sasha: I'll be back. Summer is making brownies.

Xavier: OK.

Emma comes in the room.

Emma: Hey, hey, hey!

Xavier: Hey, Emma.

Emma: You know my name! Anyways, you wanna be my dance partner.

Xavier: But you're bad.

Emma: No. No. Stop it. I just need improvement.

Xavier: Okay. Let's be partners.

Emma: Great. Let's meet each other at Club Young tonight, partner.

Dani was overhearing the conversation.

Dani: That sl*t!

Dani (Confessionals): What the f*ck is wrong with that b*tch? I know what she's up to. She wants to go out with Xavier. But no. I'm gonna stop that wh*re.

Sasha was eating brownies in the kitchen with everyone.

Dani: Sasha?

Sasha: Yes?

Dani: Lemme' tell you something girl!

Sasha: What?

Dani: Watch Emma, cause' I don't trust her.

Sasha: Why not?

Dani: That b*tch is sneaking around Xavier.

Sasha: What the f*ck? That fake t*t having, sh*tty dancing, dirty wh*re!

Dani: They gonna meet up at Club Young, so they can dance.

Sasha: I'm gonna ride up on those b*tches.

Dani: Go, girl!

Sasha goes to Club Young. Emma and Xavier are dancing. Xavier dances good. Emma dances bad. The club boos.

Xavier: What the f*ck, Emma? You s*ck.

Emma: They just tripping.

Xavier: No. You're f*cking terrible.

Emma: Don't worry. Maybe when we can go back to the house and smooch.

Sasha: Uh-uh, b*tch. Now you about to get f*cked up.

Emma: Oh. Look who just crawled outta' the gutter.

Sasha: Now you calling me dirty. Chick, don't check me, with yo' ratchet a**.

Emma: F*ck you, h*e!

Sasha: You tha' h*e, b*tch. Wanna f*ck with me?

Emma: F*ck you gonna do?

Sasha: You know what? Let's have a dance-off, b*tch.

Emma: B*tch, you don't know what you asking for. Excuse me, Xavier, while I demolish this sl*t.

Emma dances bad. And Sasha dances good. Sasha wins.

Xavier: Nice dancing, baby.

Sasha: Shut the f*ck up, d*ckhead. We're through.

Xavier: Babe, babe, please!

Sasha (Confessionals): I've been dumped many times before. Now, I'm doing the dumping. F*ck Xavier. F*ck Emma. Thank you, Dani.

Anya: (Russian) Bray, why the h*ll you ate my salad? You sicken me with your eating.

Bray: What the f*ck you just say?

Anya: (Russian) Dumb american. Twit! Can't wait when I get back home. You lucky I won't leave, b*tch.

Bray: Hey! Shut up! Lemme' show you this website. It's called Rosetta Young. It's gonna help you say English words.

Anya: (Russian) What the h*ll is this? This d*mn thing. How do you use this stupid sh*t?

Bray: Hush.

2 hours later...

Big E.: What the h*ll you want us for?

Aiden: Yeah. What's up?

Bray: Anya gots to show you something.

Anya:...I never did like you, Bray!

Audrey: Anya, you're speaking English!

Jake: She's speaking English!

Everyone Except Paige: Yey!

Paige (Confessionals): I do not give two f*cks about that b*tch Anya speaking English. Why the f*ck is everyone so happy? F*ck!

Audrey (Confessionals): I don't care what Paige thinks. I'm so proud of Anya.

Seth (Confessionals): So Anya's speaking English. That's cool.

Summer (Confessionals): I love this feeling. Everyone's happy.

After everyone goes to sleep, Chris is about to leave the house to fight crime. But Charlotte catches him before he leaves.

Charlotte: Where the h*ll are you going?

Chris: Hey, Charlotte. What are you doing up?

Charlotte: I always watch my late night Soaps. Where you going?

Chris: Um...to...jog!

Charlotte: At 12:00 a.m.?

Chris: Look. Brian is breaking up with Stacy.

Charlotte: Really?

Chris leaves.

Charlotte: That lying d*uchebag!

Chris fights crime and battles Captain Switzerland.

Chris: Gotta go.

CS: This battle isn't over.

Chris: Just say I won.

Chris comes back in the house.

Charlotte: How was jogging, liar?

Chris: Liar? Not at all.

Next episode, expect to see fights, romance, and another departure. See ya!