The Young- Episode #4: Director's Cut
Last episode, we saw a Dance-Off between Emma & Sasha, Anya learned English, and Kassius fought crime. What housemate makes his/her departure? Find out on this episode of The Young!
Summer: Here's a flower, Roman.
Roman: THANK YOU!
Summer: Here's a mint, too.
Summer (Confessionals): The first day here, I gave everyone flowers. Sasha told me her's died, so I'm guessing everyone's flower died. So, I gave them a new one.
Summer: Here, Big E., Corey, Jake, Davina. Flowers for everyone!
Big E. (Confessionals): So, today, Summer gave us flowers. What man takes flowers? F*ck is wrong with her?
Summer: Here's a flower, Paige!
Paige: F*ck you giving me a flower for? Stupid wh*re! Dumb sl*t! Fake sk*nk. Get the f*ck out my face!
Summer: Don't cuss so much, OK?
Paige: B*tch, this is my motherf*cking mouth!
Paige (Confessionals): That idiotic a**h*le gave me a f*cking flower. I ain't accepting that sh*t.
Paige: Move b*tch!
Summer: Okay!
Paige: Dumb as sh*t!
Summer (Confessionals): I understand Paige. Her attitude is a cry for help. But I think I can help her.
Sasha went up to Anya.
Sasha: Anyways, what the f*ck you said to me when speaking that dumb sh*t the other day?
Anya: I said b*tch, shut the f*ck up, sl*tty wh*re. Dumb b*tch. H*e! Dirty h**ker. F*ck you, sl*t!
Sasha: You have a way with words!
Anya: Yeah, b*tch!
Sasha (Confessionals): To be truthfully honest, Anya has the most ratchet mouth I ever heard. I'm no match for that. Not even Paige.
Aiden & Charlotte went up to Brad.
Aiden: So, about this movie.
Brad: Yes?
Aiden: Me and Charlotte think we can help you make one.
Charlotte: I'm rich!
Aiden: We know that, sweetie. So, what about it?
Brad: Okay! When?
Aiden: Now! Meet me and Charlotte at Young Studios.
Brad: OK! See ya' there!
Brad leaves.
Aiden: So, Charlotte, wanna make out in the back of Young Studios?
Charlotte: CUT!
Aiden: That's my thing!
30 minutes later...
Aiden: So I think the movie should be called, "The Aiden English Experience".
Brad: I think "The Brad Maddox Experience".
Charlotte: I think "The Young And The Restless: The Movie".
Brad: The f*ck? Ain't nobody doing that sh*t.
Aiden: I think I like it.
Brad: I think you should kick rocks, d*ck!
Aiden: Calm down. I'm the director.
Brad: I'm the actor, and I should have a say.
Aiden: But I like her idea.
Brad: I don't. Anyways, why the f*ck are you gonna listen to that dumb sl*t?
Charlotte: Hey, I'm not a sl*t!
Brad: I rest my case.
Aiden: You're not gonna talk to her like that.
Brad: I can talk to anyone however way I want to.
Aiden: That's it. F*ck you, you dirty b*tch-made f*cker!
Brad: Looks like someone has b*lls.
Aiden: I can't work under these conditions!
Aiden grabbed a bat and ruined Young Studios.
Charlotte: What the f*ck, Aiden? STOP!
The prodecers of The Young stopped him. He is forced to leave the house.
Aiden (Confessionals): I'm very sorry for ruining Young Studios but Brad pushed me there. What a d*ckish d*uchebag! I oughta' knock the bullsh*t outta' him. F*cking d*ckhead!
Back at the house...
Jake was trying to sneak into Audrey's room to watch her change.
Corey: Hey, dude! What you doing?
Jake: Tryna' sneak a peak at Audrey.
Corey: By being a p*rv? You can't do that. You gotta' be charming. When she comes out, I'll ask her if she wants to go out with you.
Jake: Thanks dude!
Corey: No prob!
Audrey comes out.
Corey: Hey, Audrey!
Audrey: Hi, Conor.
Corey: No. I'm Corey. Conor is that rat b*tch!
Conor: F*ck you, Corey.
Corey: Anyways, Jake is in love with you. And he wants to go out with you.
Audrey: I like him too.
Corey: Great. Meet him at the Mexican restaraunt. 7-ish?
Audrey: 7-ish it is! Tell Jake I said wear that snazzy shirt with the stripes.
Corey: I think Jake would like it if you would wear that red dress.
Audrey: Okay.
Jake: What she said?
Corey: She said yes! And wear that snazzy shirt with the stripes. And meet her at the Mexican restaraunt at 7.
Jake: Thank you so much, Corey.
Corey: Your welcome!
Later at the date...
Audrey: This food is so good. Thanks for paying.
Jake: Your welcome!
Audrey: You wanna kiss?
Jake: Bring those lips here.
They were about to kiss. Paige came.
Paige: What do the h*ll we have here?
Audrey: What the f*ck are you doing here? Get out! GET OUT!
Paige: B*tch, please. I'm hungry.
Audrey: I don't care. Get yo' a** outta' here.
Paige: Listen here, h*e. Why you on a date anyway? Nobody want yo' sl*tty trashy a**!
Audrey: That's it!
Audrey slapped Paige. They fought.
Audrey: F*cking tr*mp.
Paige: F*ck you, wh*re.
They were kicked out of the restaraunt. Jake and Audrey went to Jake's bed and had "you know what". Paige came in the room. She put whipped cream on Audrey.
Paige: HaHaHa, b*tch!
Audrey: Round 2, sh*thead!
They fought again. The producers broke them up.
The following day, Sakamoto had a yoga session with Briley, Roman, Dean, Leo, Bray, Davina, Dani, & Seth.
Sakamoto: Relaxing, right?
Briley: Absolutely!
Davina: Peaceful meadow.
Roman: SO PEACEFUL!
Sakamoto: You're kicked out.
Roman: SCREW YOU, D*CKS!
Seth: You so f*cking ugly, Leo. Sorry but I can't stay here with this ugly a** b*tch.
Leo: F*ck you, d*uche!
A fight breaks out.
Sakamoto: Calm. Calm.
Later that day...
CJ was playing on his Gameboy.
Bo: Hi, CJ.
CJ: What?
Bo: Hi!
CJ: Get the f*ck out my motherf*cking face, you jacka**. Big baby! F*ck you.
Bo: Fine then. Meanie butt head!
Anya: Hey, CJ.
CJ: B*tch, move!
Anya: Don't f*ck with me, d*ck. F*ck you talking to? Dirty a**h*le! F*ck you!
Richie: Ooo-ooo, eee-eee, aaa-aaa!
CJ: Move it, baboon!
Richie broke CJ's Gameboy.
CJ: F*ck is wrong with you! B*tch! D*mn, d*mn, D*MN!
CJ (Confessionals): I decided to leave the house to get a new Gameboy. Richie is lucky I didn't f*ck his a** up!
After everyone sleeps, Kassius fights crime. His opponent is Foxwoman.
Fox: What a great day! Time for another win.
Kassius: It's on!
Kassius won the battle.
Kassius: It is a great day. For me!
Next episode, departures, drama, and romance! See ya!