The Young- Episode #8: The Young And The Moneyless
Last episode, Adrian & Big E. brawled, Dani puked at a restaraunt, and Sasha was found. Let's see who's going to leave on this episode of The Young!
Charlotte was on the phone with her dad.
Charlotte: Hello? Hi, daddy! How you doing? I'm good. What? What? WHAT?! No! No! (Sniffle). One second. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OK, I'm back. OK, I'm coming home. OK. Bye. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sh*t!
Charlotte (Confessionals): I found out my dad went broke. If he's broke, I'm broke! So, I can't tell anyone. That will ruin my reputation. But anyways, I have to leave to go back home. I'm really gonna miss this place. And I'm gonna miss Bo. But most of all, I'm gonna miss...my richness. Aw! I hate Ramen Noodles.
Charlotte: Bo?
Bo: Yes?
Charlotte: I'm leaving.
Bo: Why? Why? WHY?!
Charlotte: Because, um...my father's pregnant!
Bo: Where do babies come from?
Charlotte: Aliens! Bye!
Bo (Confessionals): I came from aliens?
Bo: Wait, CharChar! I'll miss you! WAIT!
Charlotte: What?
Bo: I'm leaving with you!
Charlotte: Aw. So sweet.
Bo (Confessionals): I'm leaving with my girlfriend. I love her so much!
They leave in a van.
Brad was recording with his cameraman. He was recording Paige.
Brad: So, Paige, you wanna have some "you know what" in my bed.
Paige: Get the f*ck away from me.
Brad: And that was Paige!
They stopped recording.
Brad: Let's see what we recorded.
It was black.
Brad: It's nothing on here. The lense cap is still on! What the f*ck?! That's it! This is the third time! You're fired! Leave the f*cking house, d*ck!
The cameraman was crying.
Briley: Hey. I heard you need a cameraman. Can I be your cameraman?
Brad: Sure, man. Thanks!
Briley: You chose the right guy.
*When Briley says, "You chose/asked the right guy", it means trouble.*
Brad was at Young Studios. He was on the phone with Briley.
Brad: Briley, where the f*ck are you?
Briley: I'm almost here.
Brad: Hurry!
They finished.
Briley: Lemme' record myself on the road.
Briley had the window open in his car. The camera flew out of the window.
Briley: Oops!
Briley went to Young Studios.
Brad: Hey, bud! Where's the camera?
Briley: Huh?
Brad: Where's the camera?
Briley: Um...in my...bag!
Brad looked in the bag. Briley tried to leave.
Brad: BRILEY!
Briley: What?
Brad: Where's the f*cking camera?
Briley: Um...okay! I dropped the camera!
Brad: Go.
Briley: Are you OK?
Brad: GO!
Briley: OK.
Brad attacked Briley. He started to beat him up. The producers held him back.
Brad (Confessionals): MY F*CKING MOVIE IS RUINED! I can't stay in this f*cking house! That's right! I QUIT! So long, f*ckers!
Brad left in a van.
Anya & Dani was playing I Declare War on Anya's bed.
Dani: Anya, it's your turn. Anya. ANYA!
Anya: Oh, sorry.
Dani: What the f*ck you doing?
Anya: Watching that hunk clean himself?
Richie was in the shower with the door open.
Dani: That chicken sh*t?!
Anya: Yes. Look at that body. I wanna get in there with him.
Dani: You nasty b*tch!
Anya: I got an idea!
Anya (Confessionals): I'm gonna buy Richie a life supply of bananas! Then, we will embrace and kiss each other.
Anya: Richie!
Richie: Yes?
Richie was in a towel.
Anya: I got you something!
Richie: What?
Anya: A life supply of bananas!
Richie: OOOOEEEEAHAH! THANK YOU!
Richie was hugging and soft kissing Anya.
Anya: Let's continue this in the bedroom!
Richie: After I eat a banana! Woo!
Dani (Confessionals): That b*tch Anya is taking the credit. I payed half for those bananas.
Paige: Audrey?!
Audrey: What do you want?
Paige: I suppose you were the one who flushed the toilet when I was showering.
Audrey: So what?
Paige: B*tch, I'm gonna f*ck you up! I'm sick and tired of your dumba**!
Audrey: Calm down, Amy Lee.
Paige: Who you calling Amy Lee, Paul McCartney?
Audrey slapped Paige. They started to fight...AGAIN!
Dean (Confessionals): I tell these girls not to fight! (Dean cries).
Seth knocked on Xaiver's door.
Seth: Xaiver!
Xaiver was having "you know what" in his bed with Sasha.
Sasha: Oh yes!
Xaiver: Yeah baby!
Seth: Xaiver!
Xaiver: One sec, babe!
Xaiver comes to the door.
Xaiver: What, man? I'm f*cking Sasha!
Seth: I need you to be my opening act for my show tonight.
Xaiver: Really?
Seth: Yeah.
Xaiver: Sure.
Seth: Thanks, man!
They hug.
Seth: 8 o'clock!
Xaiver went back in his room.
Sasha: What was that, honey?
Xaiver: Seth said I can be his opening act.
Sasha: Wow! Congrats, baby!
Xaiver: Thanks!
Xaiver & Sasha continued to have "you know what".
8:00 p.m.
Xaiver rapped. This is one of his verses.
When I say no, that means no!
I'll say go, but you move too slow.
I'm shredding this mic. If you didn't know,
I am a beast and I run this show!
Xaiver went backstage.
Seth: You killed it, man!
Xaiver: Thanks, bro. You ready to go on stage?
Seth: Yeah. Lemme' get my equipment.
Seth can't find anything.
Seth: Where the f*ck is my sh*t?
Corey: Did you try looking up your a**es, d*ckheads!
Xaiver: Give him his sh*t, d*uchebags!
Jake: Make us, "homie"!
Jake & Corey brawled with Xaiver & Seth. Many people backstage held them back.
Xaiver: Racist b*tches!
Next episode, expect to see nude-ness, fights, & romance on the craziest episode of The Young ever! See ya!