The Young- Episode #9: Everybody Melt It Off
Last episode, Charlotte, Bo, & Brad left the house, Anya bought Richie some bananas, and Seth & Xaiver fought with Corey & Jake. Are you ready for the craziest episode of The Young? Starting now! Enjoy.
Big E. just came back from her morning jog.
Big E.: Whew! That was a good run. I'm lil' hungry. Ooo, bananas!
Big E. (Confessionals): I just had a morning jog and I was a little hungry and I saw bananas. I saw a lotta' them!
Big E.: Lemme' take one of these.
Richie: What the f*ck are you doing?
Big E.: It's a banana!
Richie: It's mine, b*tch!
Big E.: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Richie: Yeah, sh*thead! Let go of my f*cking banana!
Big E.: Fine then, I'll eat oatmeal, dumba** b*tch!
Big E. (Confessionals): F*CK! Why Richie bugging? He got a life supply of bananas! He not gonna miss one.
Later that day...
Xaiver drove Sasha to a drive-in movie. The movie they saw was called Shadows Of Claire. It was an ordinary romance movie, or chick flick.
Sasha: Thank you for taking me to this movie.
Xaiver: You welcome, babe.
They start to make out. Jake and Corey came and smashed the windows with a bat.
Corey: Haha, b*tches!
Jake: F*ck you, dumba**es!
They drove away.
Jake & Corey (Confessionals): (Jake) Don't f*ck with us. (Corey) We totally f*cked with their heads!
Xaiver & Sasha went back home.
Xaiver: I'm so p*ssed off!
Sasha: Calm down, babe. Let's deal with it tomorrow.
Sasha kissed Xaiver's neck. Then they had "you know what".
The next day...
Roman: Hi, Dani.
Dani: Hi, Roman. Wow, you're quiet.
Roman: Thanks to Audrey. Anyways, you wanna go to dinner tonight?
Dani: Can't. I'm having a bikini shoot.
Roman: Oh, okay.
Roman (Confessionals): Dani is a hot a** b*tch! I wanna just kiss her all over!
Dani: I need a ride!
Roman: Me too, to therapy.
Briley: You guys need a ride.
Dani: Yeah.
Briley: I can drive you guys.
Dani: OK.
Briley: You asked the right guy.
Briley drove them to the bikini shoot in a reckless car drive.
Dani: Don't ask me for money for those 3 tickets.
Briley: Fine then.
Roman: You said you can drive.
Briley: No, I said you asked the right guy, sh*tty breath.
Dani: OK. See ya, Roman. See ya, Briley.
Dani walks to her bikini shoot.
Briley: OK, Roman, time to go.
Roman: Wait, I'm not going to therapy. My therapist quit her job because of me. I'm going to the bikini shoot.
Briley: Suit yourself. See ya.
Roman: Bye, man.
Roman walks in and see girls with bikinis. Dani was modeling in her bikini.
Roman: Oh wow!
Roman had his mouth open. His breath melted Dani's bikini off.
Dani: Oh my f*cking gosh! I'm so embarassed!
Dani (Confessionals): What the f*ck? I was so embarassed. It's all Roman's fault.
Dani ran to a changing room, covering her parts. She changed into her street clothes. She stomped out the room and left. She went on a bus.
Dani (Confessionals): D*mn you, mom, for making me so s*xy. Just kidding, I love you, mom. But I'm currrently p*ssed off at the moment.
Sakamoto was having a yoga session in his room.
Sakamoto: HUUUUUUUMMMM! HUUUUUUMMMM!
Oliver and Adrian interupts.
Oliver: Shut the f*ck up!
Adrian: Yeah, I don't wanna hear it.
Sakamoto: Calm down, my son.
Adrian: F*ck off!
Sakamoto: Listen, chumps, I don't wanna get "uncalm", but I will have too. Bring it on, son!
Sakamoto got into his fighting stance. Adrian and Oliver got into their fighting stance. Sakamoto kicked Adrian in the face. He karate chopped Oliver in the face. The producers held them back.
Sakamoto (Confessionals): I made the decision to leave the house. It's totally not calm in this house. So, bye!
Conor saw Paige's suitcase. He bit threw her clothes.
Conor: I love the taste of leather!
Paige (Confessionals): I walked into my room, and I found that dirty f*cking rat biting threw my clothes.
Paige: What the f*ck you doing?
Conor: Oh, hi, Paige!
Paige kicked Conor in the groin.
Paige (Confessionals): So I kicked him in his tiny a** d*ck! He deserved it.
Conor (Confessionals): My nuts hurt! I need an ice pack.
Corey: Hello, who wanna come to Club Young with me and Jake?
Sasha: Definitely not!
Jake: Shut the f*ck up, wh*re!
Sasha slapped Jake.
Later at the club...
Corey (Confessionals): Me and Jake are at Club Young and we are gettin' our groove on!
Corey and Jake was dancing with random girls. Xaiver was driving to Club Young.
Xaiver (Confessionals): I'ma ride on those b*tches! No one calls my baby a wh*re! No one takes my friend's instruments! No one disrespects my skin color! And no one, I mean no one, trashes my motherf*cking car!
Xaiver went into the club. He attacked Corey from behind. He started punching Corey in the head. Jake took him off. He started stomping him. Xaiver grabbed his leg and flipped him over. Xaiver grabbed a glass beer bottle and smashed over Jake's head. Many people in the club held Xaiver back.
Xaiver: You dumb motherf*cker!
The cops was called. Jake was tooken to the hospital. And Xaiver was ARRESTED!
Xaiver (Confessionals): At this point, I'm really nervous. I don't know if I'm gonna stay in the house.
Next episode, expect to see votes, an elimination, and confessions. See ya!