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Day 2
Tony ignored all questions from Pepper as to why he was blue and began to plot how he was going to work the next prank. He planned to take all of Natasha's shampoos, conditioners, and hair gels or hair spray, etc., but how he was going to do it was something he couldn't figure out. So, instead, he decided to dye the suit she wore on missions neon pink. From what he had heard Natasha tell Clint, she hated pink with a passion.
That night before he went to bed, Tony called up Director Fury and told him to give Natasha a mission.
"You're trying to prank her aren't you?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Everyone thinks to send her on a mission when they want to mess with her. Good luck."
"Does that mean you'll find somewhere to send her?"
"Yes."
Fury hung up and Tony went to work. Everyone in the tower kept their suits in one room and the Black Widow was no exception. Tony quickly filled a vat with water and added pink clothes coloring. When that was done, he dumped Natasha's suit in. He waited the appropriate amount of time before pulling it out and laughing at his work. Tony hung the suit back in its original spot and went to bed.
That morning, Tony got up early again, knowing that Fury would send Natasha out early. Clint was already up and cooking breakfast, presumably for Natasha. Clint stopped in the middle of flipping pancakes to stare at Tony. "Why the hell are you blue?"
Tony crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. "Your girlfriend put a dye tablet in my shower."
Clint laughed. "You tried to turn Tasha blue? Nice try."
Tony sighed and sat down at the table and Clint looked back to him with narrowed eyes. "Wait, why are you up so early?"
Tony tried to look innocent. "I don't know what you're talking about; I'm always up early."
Clint shook his head. "Wow, you're trying to prank her again? For a genius you're pretty stupid. You can't prank Tasha."
"I think I'll get her this time."
Clint finished cooking and a few minutes later, Natasha came out in her completely normal suit. Tony was barely able to keep himself from making some dramatic reaction. Natasha raised one perfectly shaped eyebrow at him. "You're up early."
Tony noted the way that she didn't question the fact that he was blue. "I was just thirsty. I'm going back to bed."
Tony hung his head and shuffled back to his room.
Three hours later, Tony stepped into the lab to work on his Iron Man suit. He told JARVIS to bring his suit out and fell to his knees. "No! Not my suit! Why the suit?!" All his suits were painted a terrible shade of olive green. There was another note on his workbench. "Why do you even bother?"