A/N: Thanks again to everyone who reviewed, followed, or favorite. Extra thanks to the Guest that asked me to have all the Avengers try to prank Natasha. I don't own the Avengers.
Day 3
With Natasha on the mission from Fury, Tony had plenty of time to think up what his next prank should be. He decided that when Natasha got back, she would probably want to take a shower. When she was in the shower, Tony would sneak into her room and take all the clothes from her closet.
The next day, Natasha came home covered in mud. At the looks from her team, she said in a threatening tone "Just don't."
Nobody bothered her. She went to take a shower and-Tony noted with glee-she brought only her towel. When Natasha was in the shower, Tony grabbed a duffel bag and ran to Natasha's room. He opened it and quickly got to work. He pulled all the dresses out first, tossing them carelessly into the bag. From there, he took out pants, shirts, and even her shoes. Tony did not, however, dare to go through her underwear. He had no doubt that she would castrate him if he did.
Tony ran from the room and hid the bag in a box in his closet. He was sitting on the couch with everyone else when Natasha could be seen walking to her room in a fluffy towel. Tony bit his knuckle to keep himself from laughing. Clint shook his head. "You're trying to prank her again aren't you?"
Tony nodded. "I'm definitely going to get her this time. There is no way she gets out of it."
Tony heard soft footsteps behind him and didn't turn to look, not wanting suspicion thrown on him immediately. He looked up as Natasha came into view wearing a pair of sweatpants and a tank top. She sat on the couch next to Clint and curled into his side. Tony stared in disbelief. The clothes she was wearing fit her so there was no chance she had simply taken something from Clint's room.
Natasha caught Tony staring. "Something wrong?"
Tony shook his head mutely. What could he say?
Later that night, Tony made sure to bring clothes with him into the bathroom. Natasha had managed to get back at him for attempting to prank her by pranking him in almost the exact same way. When Tony came out of the shower, he noticed that rather than the jeans and tee-shirt he had brought with him, a light pink shirt and a red pair of skinny jeans were on the counter.
Tony ran to his closet in a panic and found it full of all pink and red clothes. Having nothing else to wear, Tony put on the clothes left in the bathroom. There was a note in the jeans pocket. "Ready to give up?"
Tony sat at the table and looked at his team members, minus a widow. Thor spoke up. "Man of Iron, why have called us to a meeting of the group?"
Bruce nodded. "Yeah, usually Steve or Fury calls the meetings."
Tony slapped his hands onto the table. "I have tried to prank the Black Widow and failed, but I will not give up. However, I do think that in order to be able to prank her, we all need to work together. Who's with me?"
Everyone looked hesitant so Tony sighed and said "Thor, I'll buy you five boxes of poptarts, Bruce, I'll upgrade your lab, Steve, I promise I'll stop making fun of your suit, and Clint, I'll buy you new arrows or something." The group looked considerably brighter. "Now, who's with me?"
Thor was the first to put his hand up, the temptation of poptarts too great to resist. Steve soon followed, he really hated Tony calling him "Spangles", and Bruce raised his hand as well. Everyone looked to Clint who shook his head. "I'm not going to try pranking Tasha. I know from experience that it's impossible."
Tony waved a hand. "Don't listen to him. Everyone can be pranked."
Clint stood up and sighed. "Whatever, I'm going to bed. Just know that if you make Tasha angry, you will seriously pay the price."
Tony's mouth quirked up on one side. "Well, he's a Debby Downer." He turned to those who were left. "Well, on that note, let's get planning."
