The Young- Episode #11: Two Peas In A Pod (Yeah Right)
Briley was dancing in the middle of the living room.
Briley (Confessionals): I'm so happy that no one voted me out of the house. That means that I can win this competition.
Briley: HaHa, b*tch! I'm the greatest!
Paige (Confessionals): Briley, shut the f*ck up!
Briley: I feel singing this morning.
I am a mountain,
I am a tall tree, oh
I am a swift wind
Sweeping the country
I am a river,
Down in the valley, oh
I am a vision
And I can see clearly
If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and say
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it, hmm
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it, hmm
I'm the worlds greatest
I am a giant
I am an Eagle oh
I am a lion
Down in the jungle
I am a marching band
I am the people oh
I am a helping hand
I am a hero
If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall look 'em in the face and say
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it, hmm
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it, hmm
I'm the worlds greatest
In the ring of life,
I'll reign in love
And the world will notice a king
When all is darkness,
I'll shine a light
And the mirrors of sucesss reflect in me
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it
I'm the worlds greatest
I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it
I'm the worlds greatest
(He's the greatest) Can you feel it?
(Can you feel it?)He's the greatest
(He's the greatest)Can you feel it?
(Can you feel it?)I saw the light
(He's the greatest)At the end of the tunnel
(Can you feel it?)Believe in a pot of gold
Audrey (Confessionals): Briley, this isn't the Bad Girls Club, so shut the h*ll up!
Briley: I'm the greatest! I'm the greatest!
Audrey: Shut the f*ck up, you f*cking d*uchebag!
Briley: Finally got b*lls, Audrey?
Audrey: You dumb a**, mitch made f*ggot!
Briley: Shut the f*ck up, you sl*tty, tr*mpy, crappy piece of sh*t!
Audrey slapped Briley. The producers held her back before she can attack.
Audrey (Confessionals): I don't wanna be kicked out of the house for kicking Briley in his tiny p*nis. No, he probably has what a girl has.
Briley: Stupid b*tch.
Briley (Confessionals): That b*tch is a sl*t. One day she's gonna realize that no one wants to f*ck her.
Audrey: You think it's the Bad Girls Club. It's The Young, b*tch!
15 minutes later...
Anya was looking for Richie.
Anya (Confessionals): Lemme' tell ya' something. Me and Richie, we don't have a relationship yet. But now, I'm gonna ask him out.
Anya: Richie?
Richie: Yes?
Anya: Would you like to go out with me?
Richie: OO-OO, EE-EE, AH-AH!
Anya: Well...
Richie: Oh yeah, no.
Anya: What?
Richie: No thanks. I have a girlfriend back at home. I'll show you a picture of her. Her name is Aksana.
Anya: She looks nice.
Richie: I know, right.
Anya mumbles: Stupid, dirty a** b*tch.
Richie: I'm sorry?
Anya: Nothing. Well, see ya.
Richie: Bye.
Anya kicks the wall in her room, she punches the wall, and she smashes her mirror. Dani confronts her.
Dani: Anya, are you OK?
Anya: Just leave me alone.
Dani: But, are you OK?
Anya: LEAVE ME ALONE, B*TCH!
Dani:...Someone woke up on the wrong side of Richie's a**.
Anya punches Dani in the face. She attacks Dani. The producers held her back.
Anya (Confessionals): I'm leaving the house because Dani makes me sick and so does Richie. So so long, b*tches!
Anya left in a van.
Adrian was ready to eat his 2:00 p.m. biscuts.
Adrian: Can't wait for this. What the h*ll?!
Adrian (Confessionals): I found tea on my biscuts. What the h*ll, Oliver?
Oliver was ready for his 2:00 p.m. tea.
Oliver: Can't wait for this. What the h*ll?!
Oliver (Confessionals): I found biscuts in my teapot. What the h*ll, Adrian?
Adrian: Oliver, what the h*ll is your tea doing on my biscuts?
Oliver: Adrian, what the f*ck...yeah, I said f*ck, is your biscuts doing in my tea?
Adrian: I didn't anything.
Oliver: You're full of sh*t, d*ckhead!
Adrian: Listen here,...B*TCH, I don't like your tone of voice, so you need to calm it down, motherf*cker!
Oliver: Shut the f*ck up, you g*y a** b*tch!
Adrian punched Oliver. Oliver attacked Adrian. The producers held them back.
Adrian (Confessionals): I'm leaving the house! I can't stay in here with him! So peace out, America, England, Japan, who ever's watching.
Adrian left in a van.
Oliver (Confessionals): I'm leaving the house! I can't stay in here with him! So peace out, America, England, Japan, who ever's watching.
Oliver thought Adrian was still in the house.
Audrey (Confessionals): I saw Oliver leave the house. I wanted to tell him that Adrian, but I didn't cause he's a b*tch!
Oliver left in a van.
Big E.: What just happen?
Audrey: Oliver and Adrian just left the house.
Big E.: Great!
Big E. (Confessionals): Everything is going according to plan. I set Adrian and Oliver up! Tea on biscuts. Biscuts in tea. I'm so smart! The ability of strategy will help me win the competition.
Audrey was reading a book on the couch. Seth approached her.
Seth: Hi, Audrey.
Audrey: Howdy, Seth.
Seth: So...I was wondering...do you wanna go-
Bray: SETH, CONOR IS EATING YOUR JACKET!
Seth: Be right back.
Roman and Leo was playing cards.
Leo: I win!
Roman: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Roman burned the skin of Leo's face.
Paige: Thanks, Roman.
Seth high-fived Roman. Dani kissed Roman. Leo pushed Roman. They fought. The producers broke it up. Leo went to the hospital, but he didn't leave the house.
Next episode, expect to see relationships, fights, and more puke. See ya!
Shout-out to my motivaters:
TeamAJPunk1998
southernme
Hannah Elizabeth Lesoski