Sorry I haven't updated in a few days, I'm running out of prank ideas. Suggestions? Please read and review. I don't own Avengers.

Day 4

Tony stared at the rest of the group. "Well, does anyone have any ideas?"

Steve shrugged. "I don't know, she loves her clothes, why not do something with them?"

Tony shook his head. "No, I already tried that and look where it got me."

Steve looked slightly amused. "Yeah, I was wondering why you were wearing that. You know, the jeans and that shirt kind of clash."

Tony rounded on Steve. "Shut it, Captain Crunch."

Thor looked thoughtful. "I have observed that Lady Natasha is rather fond of her meal. Perhaps we could make it taste foul."

Tony turned to Thor. "That could be a good idea. Steve, go look in the fridge and see if there's anything that has Natasha's name on it, Bruce, you're with me in the lab, we need to make something that you can't smell or see, but tastes terrible. Thor since you came up with the idea, you can have the night off."

Thor grinned and left the room. Steve stuck his head in the fridge and said "There's a salad in here that has a note on it that says 'Natasha's; don't touch Tony.'"

Tony smiled. "Ironic that it says that."

That night, Tony and Bruce stayed up late concocting a traceless liquid to spread on Natasha's salad that would taste like rotten eggs. Tony sprinkled it in the container and went to bed.

The next morning, Tony made sure he was up before Natasha, but not up so early that it was suspicious. When Natasha did get up, she sat across the table from Tony with a cup of coffee and her salad. Tony watched with baited breath as she took a bite. There was no reaction. She simply read the book she brought with her and ate. Tony sighed inwardly and left the kitchen, making a mental note to eat out for the rest of the day. He didn't want to know what Natasha had planned for his food.

Tony came home from Wendy's sometime later that night and walked into the lab where he had hidden his suit. He had JARVIS pull out his suit and gaped in shock when he saw it. The entire suit was bedazzled. A note was stuck to the helmet. "You didn't really think I would follow a pattern, did you?"

Steve opened the cupboard door and snagged a sketching pad and his colored pencils. He was almost out the door when something on the bed caught his eye. His mouth fell open as he took in the sight of his beloved shield covered in rhinestones. There was a sticky-note next to it. "Did you really think teaming up with Stark was good idea?"

Bruce walked into his lab and got to work before realizing that something was amiss. He turned and saw that one of the largest computer screens in the room had rhinestones glued to it forming the word "Seriously?"

Thor was rifling through the pantry for poptarts when he heard a crash. He summoned his hammer and located the source of the noise. In Dr. Banner's lab, Thor noticed gemstones spelling a word on a computer screen. Banner looked frozen and a glass tube was shattered on the floor. Thor frowned at Banner before noticing his own hammer. He gasped. Every surface of the weapon save for the one it had been resting on was covered in the same gemstones that were on Banner's screen.

Thor looked to the scientist in confusion. "Who has covered my hammer in jewels?"

Thor turned the hammer around in his hand. There was a note taped to one end. "Don't make me hide your poptarts."