The Young- Episode #14: The Rollins Wedding pt. 1
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Seth: I have something to say, to Audrey. I've known for 2 months, but it feels like I known you forever. Would you marry me?
Audrey sniffled.
Audrey: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Audrey and Seth made out. The fans clapped.
Audrey: I have something to say too. Who wants to see a live s*x show with me and Seth?
Crickets everywhere.
2 weeks later...
Sasha: She wants me as a bridesmaid!
Dani: No, she wants me!
Sasha: Dani, please don't make me slap you.
Dani: Slap me, b*tch! Slap me, b*tch!
Sasha slaps Dani. The girls fight. The producers hold them back.
Audrey: Guys stop. I'll decide who I want.
Sasha: Well who? Me or Dani?
Paige (Confessionals): I don't know why Sasha and Dani is fighting over gets to be the bridesmaid. Audrey is a dumb a** b*tch! But if I had to choose, I'll choose my girl Sasha.
Audrey: Sasha, since when have you've been nice to me?
Sasha: Um...never.
Audrey: And Dani, when's the last time you haven't had s*x with anyone in the house?
Dani: Um...20 minutes ago.
Audrey: Exactly, and besides, I already chose someone to be bridesmaid.
Dani and Sasha: Who?!
Knock, knock!
Audrey: That's her right now!
Audrey opens the door. In the house comes Summer.
Summer: Surprise!
Summer (Confessionals): I'm back, b*tches!
Remembering Summer...
Summer: Hi, my name is Summer!
Summer: Flowers for everyone!
Summer: I feel like such a rebel!
Summer: That's it!
Summer slapped Paige.
Summer: Get off of me! NOW!
Summer (Confessionals): And Paige better watch her a**! I'm not nice anymore. I'm a bad b*tch! No more flowers, no more librarys, no more mints! Now it's fighting, beer, and illegal activity!
Summer goes to Paige's room. Paige was sleeping.
Summer: Guess what, Paige?! Blast from the past, b*tch!
Summer throws her shoe at Paige. Paige wakes up and punches Summer. Summer attacks Paige. The producers held them back.
Summer: B*TCH!
Paige: I will hurt you, b*tch!
Later in Seth's room...
Big E.: He wants me as a best man!
Roman: No he wants me!
Big E.: Roman, please don't make me bodyslam your a**.
Roman: Try me, son!
Big E chokes Roman. Roman punches Big E. Big E. attacks Roman. The producers held them back.
Seth: None of you are my best man!
Big E and Roman: What?!
Seth: My best man is...
Knock, knock!
Seth: At the door.
Seth opens the door. It's...
The Pizza Guy.
Big E and Roman: The Pizza Guy?
Seth: Oh, no. That's my lunch.
Seth pays him. He closes the door.
Knock, knock!
Seth opens the door. It's...
The Girl Scouts!
Big E and Roman: Girl Scouts?
Seth: No. Leave, you little b*stard children!
Seth closes the door.
Knock, knock!
Seth opens the door.
Seth: I don't want your cookies!
It wasn't The Pizza Guy. It wasn't The Girl Scouts. It was the best man. It was...
Xaiver!
Xaiver: I'm back!
Xaiver (Confessionals): I'm back and better than ever!
Remembering Xaiver...
Xaiver: Aww, suki suki now!
Xaiver: I oughta' smack your ugly a** outta' that motherf*cking chair.
Xaiver: You're f*cking terrible!
Xaiver smashes a beer bottle over Jake's head.
Xaiver gets ARRESTED!
Xaiver (Confessionals): I'm out of jail and I'm ready for this wedding.
Xaiver: Where's that special lady?
Seth: She's upstairs, trying on her wedding dress.
Xaiver: I'm talking about Sasha.
Seth: Oh, in the kitchen.
Sasha was sitting at the table, painting her nails. She spots Xaiver.
Sasha: Xaiver!
Sasha runs over to Xaiver and hugs him. She kisses him.
Sasha: How are you?
Xaiver: I'm great, babe.
Sasha: You know what I missed?
Xaiver: Me?
Sasha: Yup! You and your great big co-...coat!
Xaiver laughed.
They went upstairs and had "you know what".
Later that night, Audrey and Seth invited their parents over for dinner. Audrey made chicken parmesean and rice.
They came over.
Audrey: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Rollins. Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.
Seth: Hi, Mr. Miller and Mrs. Marie. Hi, mom, hi, dad.
Mr. Rollins: Hi, son.
Mrs. Marie: Hi, sweetie.
After the greetings, they sat down and had dinner. Paige put hot sauce in Audrey's food.
Audrey: Aaah Aaah! That's hot!
Mr. Rollins and Mrs. Marie asked to go to the bathroom.
1 hour later, they are still upstairs.
Audrey: Why are they taking so long?
Seth: They're middle-aged, babe. They can be pooping.
Audrey went upstairs, only to find Mr. Rollins and Mrs. Marie having s*x on Audrey's bed.
Audrey gasped and screamed.
Mr. Rollins and Mrs. Marie: Oops!
Audrey: Not on my bed!
The following day...
Audrey: I can't believe what your dad did.
Seth: What about your mother?
Audrey: Your freaky father asked to go to the bathroom right after my mama.
Seth: Well, I'm pretty sure your town wh*re of a mother sucked his d*ck first.
Audrey: How dare you? You know what? The wedding is off!
Audrey stomped up the stairs. Seth sat on the floor and just breathed in and out.
Next part, expect to see tears, songs, and fights. See ya!