The Young- Episode #16: The Young Reunion pt. 1
Welcome to The Young Reunion! Hosted by Trish Stratus!
Trish, "Welcome to The Young Reunion! I am your host, Trish Stratus. You may notice me from WWE. For this reunion, we will let out the juicy drama, rumors, and we will find out the winners of The Young! The finalists are Big E, Seth, Audrey, and Paige. Before they come out, I'll bring out the 26 other contestants. please welcome Corey, Emma, Bo, Richie, Leo, Xaiver, Chris, Charlotte, Summer, Dani, Roman, Dean, Anya, Sasha, Brad, Adrian, Oliver, Luke, Bayley, Jake, CJ, Bray, Aiden, Briley, Conor, and Sakamoto!"
The contestants came out.
Trish, "Welcome everyone! Looking good tonight. Lemme' start off by talking to Chris. Now, Chris, well, Kassius, we found out that you are a superhero. When did you find this out?"
Kassius, "Well, when I was 10, I was bitten by a magical butterfly."
Charlotte, "Butterflies don't bite."
Kassius, "I said magical! Now let me talk...h*e. Anyways, every since, I was able to be invisible and pick up big people and all of that!"
Trish, "Well, we have a surprise for you. Please welcome, The Dash!"
Dante "The Dash" Dash is the guy who defeated Kassius Ohno and made him leave the house.
The Dash came out and Kassius was extremely quiet.
Trish, "Hello, Dante! Well, what's your issue with Kassius Ohno?"
Dante, "Well, he's such a b*tch. A f*cking d*ckface!"
Kassius got out of his chair. He threw Dante off the stage. Kassius was removed from the stage and Dante left.
Trish, "Now that's outta' the way! On to Brad. Who do you hate more? Aiden or Briley?"
Brad, "Me and Aiden are cool now. But Briley, that b*tch, he ruined my f*cking movie! But it's OK, because now, you can see my movie in the theaters soon."
The audience clapped.
Trish, "OK, Charlotte and Bo, are you two still together?"
Charlotte, "Well, no."
Everyone gasped.
Charlotte, "He became to childish for me!"
Bo, "You just mad cause' we never did it in our relationship!"
Trish, "That's cold."
Charlotte, "I'm the one who even told you what sex was!"
Bo, "Whatever!"
Trish, "Now, on to Emma. Have you taken any dance classes after the show finished filming?"
Emma, "Why? I am a born dancer!"
Sasha laughed.
Emma, "Why you laughing, h*e?"
Sasha, "Call me another h*e!"
Emma, "H*e!"
Xaiver held Sasha back before she can attack.
Trish, "Anya, you had one of the happiest moment in The Young when you spoke proper english. Let's take a look!"
RECAP
Big E.: What the h*ll you want us for?
Aiden: Yeah. What's up?
Bray: Anya gots to show you something.
Anya:...I never did like you, Bray!
Audrey: Anya, you're speaking English!
Jake: She's speaking English!
Everyone Except Paige: Yey!
Paige (Confessionals): I do not give two f*cks about that b*tch Anya speaking English. Why the f*ck is everyone so happy? F*ck!
Audrey (Confessionals): I don't care what Paige thinks. I'm so proud of Anya.
Seth (Confessionals): So Anya's speaking English. That's cool.
Summer (Confessionals): I love this feeling. Everyone's happy.
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Anya, "That was that moment!"
Trish, "Aww, that's sweet! Richie, are you and Anya still together."
Richie, "Me and Anya has a long distance relationship. Anya moved back to Russia and I'm still at the zoo!"
Trish, "Well, I hope the relationship works out. Now, Aiden. When I tell you, you went out with a bang. Let's take a look!"
RECAP
Aiden: So I think the movie should be called, "The Aiden English Experience".
Brad: I think "The Brad Maddox Experience".
Charlotte: I think "The Young And The Restless: The Movie".
Brad: The f*ck? Ain't nobody doing that sh*t.
Aiden: I think I like it.
Brad: I think you should kick rocks, d*ck!
Aiden: Calm down. I'm the director.
Brad: I'm the actor, and I should have a say.
Aiden: But I like her idea.
Brad: I don't. Anyways, why the f*ck are you gonna listen to that dumb sl*t?
Charlotte: Hey, I'm not a sl*t!
Brad: I rest my case.
Aiden: You're not gonna talk to her like that.
Brad: I can talk to anyone however way I want to.
Aiden: That's it. F*ck you, you dirty b*tch-made f*cker!
Brad: Looks like someone has b*lls.
Aiden: I can't work under these conditions!
Aiden grabbed a bat and ruined Young Studios.
Charlotte: What the f*ck, Aiden? STOP!
The prodecers of The Young stopped him. He is forced to leave the house.
Aiden (Confessionals): I'm very sorry for ruining Young Studios but Brad pushed me there. What a d*ckish d*uchebag! I oughta' knock the bullsh*t outta' him. F*cking d*ckhead!
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Aiden, "I was standing up for myself. And Brad is a motherf*cking liar! We ain't friends. So Brad, let's go toe to toe!"
Aiden stood up and so did Brad. They started punching each other. The fight was broken up and they were removed from the Reunion. Brad had a black eye, so therefore, Aiden was the more aggressive one.
Trish, "That was crazy! But on to Summer. You had a bad-a** moment when you attacked Paige, twice. Let's take a look!"
RECAP
Summer: Want a cold glass of lemonade, Paige?
Paige: H*ll no. Get the f*ck out my face. Wh*re!
Summer: Listen here, Paige. You have a major attitude and you need help!
Paige: Who the f*ck you think you talking to?
Summer: YOU!
Paige pushed Summer to the ground.
Summer: That's it!
Summer slapped Paige. They fought. The producers broke them up.
Summer: Get off of me! NOW!
Paige: SHUT UP, B*TCH!
Summer (Confessionals): I'm done with this girl, and this house. You may be upset, but I'm leaving this house. I wouldn't be able to live in this house with Paige. Sorry. But this was really fun. Thank you! This isn't the last of Summer. See ya!
8 EPISODES LATER...
Audrey opens the door. In the house comes Summer.
Summer: Surprise!
Summer (Confessionals): I'm back, b*tches! And Paige better watch her a**! I'm not nice anymore. I'm a bad b*tch! No more flowers, no more librarys, no more mints! Now it's fighting, beer, and illegal activity!
Summer goes to Paige's room. Paige was sleeping.
Summer: Guess what, Paige?! Blast from the past, b*tch!
Summer throws her shoe at Paige. Paige wakes up and punches Summer. Summer attacks Paige. The producers held them back.
Summer: B*TCH!
Paige: I will hurt you, b*tch!
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Summer, "I will break Paige's face when she comes out."
The audience oooed.
Trish, "Now on to Adrian. Are you friends with Oliver?"
Adrian, "Yup!"
Trish, "What about that fight? Let's take a look!"
RECAP
Adrian was ready to eat his 2:00 p.m. biscuts.
Adrian: Can't wait for this. What the h*ll?!
Adrian (Confessionals): I found tea on my biscuts. What the h*ll, Oliver?
Oliver was ready for his 2:00 p.m. tea.
Oliver: Can't wait for this. What the h*ll?!
Oliver (Confessionals): I found biscuts in my teapot. What the h*ll, Adrian?
Adrian: Oliver, what the h*ll is your tea doing on my biscuts?
Oliver: Adrian, what the f*ck...yeah, I said f*ck, is your biscuts doing in my tea?
Adrian: I didn't anything.
Oliver: You're full of sh*t, d*ckhead!
Adrian: Listen here,...B*TCH, I don't like your tone of voice, so you need to calm it down, motherf*cker!
Oliver: Shut the f*ck up, you g*y a** b*tch!
Adrian punched Oliver. Oliver attacked Adrian. The producers held them back.
Adrian (Confessionals): I'm leaving the house! I can't stay in here with him! So peace out, America, England, Japan, who ever's watching.
Adrian left in a van.
Oliver (Confessionals): I'm leaving the house! I can't stay in here with him! So peace out, America, England, Japan, who ever's watching.
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Adrian, "We fooled everyone!"
Oliver, "It was a planned fight so we can leave!"
The audience gasped.
Oliver, "We dare Big E to fight us!"
Trish, "Speaking of Big E, Briley, do you regret making death threats towards Big E?"
Briley, "Yes, but do I regret beating Big E's a**? No."
Trish, "Let's take a look at this fight!"
RECAP
Briley: I'm the greatest. I'm The Young's greatest!
Big E.: I will punch you in your face!
Briley: Punch me! Punch me!
Big E.: Keep talking and I'm gonna punch in your face, b*tch!
Briley: Do something and I'll kill you, b*tch. I gotta knife, b*tch! Bring it, b*tch!
Big E. punches Briley repeatedly. Security holds him back.
Briley: I'm gonna kill you! I'll kill you, son! I don't play, b*tch! I'll stab your a**, b*tch!
Briley was tooken outside.
Producer: You have to go home.
Briley: Why?
Producer: You said that you will kill Big E. Death threats aren't allowed in the house. You got an hour to pack up and leave.
Briley packed up and left in a van.
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Trish, "You didn't get one hit in."
The audience laughed.
Briley, "He may have one the battle, but he lost the war, because when he comes out, he getting that a** whooped!"
Trish, "Well, on to Luke. Luke, have you really got to know any of these contestants?"
Luke, "Yeah. Me and Bray are working on a horror movie called "The Wyatt Family"."
Trish, "Can't wait to see it. Bray, do you regret hitting Sasha?"
Bray, "Yes. Sasha, I am so sorry."
Sasha, "Aww, it's OK."
Trish, "Well, Sakamoto, I was wondering if we can work on a yoga video. I am a part-time yoga teacher."
Sakamoto, "That will be great, Trish!"
Trish, "CJ, did you buy a new Gameboy?"
CJ, "Nope. They didn't allow me in Gamestop. I made everyone jealous."
Trish, "Now, Dani, Dean, Sasha, and Roman, you guys were the finalists. How do you feel?"
Dani, "It was heart breaking!"
Roman, "I was mad!"
Sasha, "I was fine. I didn't need that sh*t to prove anything!"
Dean, "I was sad (sniffle)."
Trish, "Let's take a look at this voting process."
RECAP
7:00 a.m.
The guys are woken up with pots and pans. They were woken up by none other than...
Bad Girls Club's Tanisha!
Tanisha: GET UP! GET UP! GET THE F*CK UP! GET UP! OH, BABY! OH, BABY! OH, BABY! GET THE F*CK UP! TIRED OF Y'ALL! IT'S NOT OVER, TIL' THE FAT LADY SINGS! LEMME' HEAR YA' SAY WOMP WOMP, WOMP WOMP WOMP! GET UP! COME ON, NOW! WAKE UP! COME ON, NOW!
Tanisha: Listen to me! You gonna have vote again! This time, you're voting on who you think will win that $100,000. Whoever gets no votes, will be going home. Whoever gets votes, will be going to the finals.
First up, is Big E.
Big E (Confessionals): I'm gonna be real. Even though that emo h*e kept talking about my f*cking name, Paige has a big chance of winning. She's bad-a**. She whooped Audrey's a** 2 hundred times. I'm kinda choosing her because she gave me a lap dance at Club Young. HaHaHa!
Paige will make it to the finals.
Next up, is Seth.
Seth (Confessionals): You shouldn't be asking me this question. Audrey is my queen. Of course, I'm voting her. She's beautiful and a fighting competitor.
Audrey will make it to the finals.
Next up, is Audrey.
Audrey (Confessionals): My king, Seth. He's a fighter, a warrior, a champion!
Seth will make it to the finals.
Next up, is Paige.
Paige (Confessionals): I'm guess I'm voting for Seth. Just to p*ss Audrey off.
Next up, is Leo.
Leo (Confessionals): Seth. He's an extreme rockstar, and a great fighter. He whooped Jake, Corey, Adrian, and Oliver's a**. So, Seth.
Next up, is Dani.
Dani (Confessionals): I'm voting for Big E. Because he has a super huge co-...cookie. I've been hanging around Sasha for too long.
Big E will make it to the finals.
Next up, is Sasha.
Sasha (Confessionals): Even though she didn't pick me as bridesmaid, I'm still picking Audrey. I love her voice and she's pretty and powerful.
Finally, is Dean.
Sasha, Dani, or Leo can be going home. It's up to Dean. Well, Dean is automatically going home because you can't vote for yourself.
Dean (Confessionals): I'm voting for Audrey, the nicest person in the house. Also, the prettiest.
Well, Audrey, Big E, Seth, and Paige are going to the finals. Sasha, Dani, Dean, and Leo is going home.
END OF RECAP
Trish, "Bayley, you look great without the mask. Anyways, will you ever do anything that has to do with The Young again?"
Bayley, "H*ll no! After I was revealed, I was done!"
Trish, "Let's take a look at your exit."
RECAP
Davina (Confessionals): I woke up this morning and looked at my secret hidden camera. I saw that those b*tches were tryna' take my mask off. Thank goodness for the safety mask!
Davina went up to Sasha, Paige, & Dani.
Davina: I see you h*es were tryna' take my mask off. Ain't gonna happen, b*tch!
Sasha: F*ck you!
Dani: Yeah, sl*t! You better watch your a**.
Davina: B*tch, I ain't scared of you.
Paige: You ain't gonna do sh*t.
Roman: HI, DAVINA!
Roman's bad breath melted Davina's mask off.
Davina: You f*cking d*ck! Idiot sh*thead!
Davina (Confessionals): Since that d*uche melted my mask off, there's no reason to stay in the house, since my identity is revealed. My real name is Bayley. Davina is the name I wanted when I was little. I'm upset to leave the house, but it was the greatest experience ever. See you all!
Dani (Confessionals): I'm so glad that Davina is gone. She had a bad attitude and it got in the way of her ego. Oh, well!
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Trish, "Now on to Corey. You were voted off by everyone. Let's take a look!"
RECAP
Audrey (Confessionals): First up, I vote for Paige. We have like 5 altercations. What a catty b*tch. Um...I'll vote for Corey. He's such a d*ck. And Roman. His breath smells like cow sh*t. And what he did to my bud, Dani, was over the line.
Richie (Confessionals): Big E., Roman, and Corey need to go home. Big E. need to go home because if he eats my bananas one more time, I'm gonna whoop his a**. Roman because his breath smells like 99 toilets of sh*t on the wall. And Corey because he think he gets all the girls, but Anya is the one who wanna suck my d*ck. HaHa, b*tch!
Sasha (Confessionals): That sick b*mbaclot! Corey really needs to go home. Because of him, Xaiver is in jail. If he doesn't go home, I'll be in jail with Xaiver. I want to vote for that crotch-licking wh*re, Anya. Everyone know she sucking on Richie's...stick. And Richie, because she lets that $1 wh*re, Anya, slob all over his crotch.
Dani (Confessionals): Roman, because he expose my lady parts. And Corey, because he wants me to do him, like never. And Leo, because he made me puke. That ugly janitor b*tch. I should've busted his sh*t wide open.
Adrian (Confessionals): Big E., Seth, and Corey. Big E. because he's such a b*tch. He whines, "Who took my weights? Who took my weights?" No one gives a f*ck. Seth because he's a b*tch too. And Corey because he thinks he's the only one with looks in the house. I got the looks. And the body parts. Not to be a show-off, but I'm super handsome!
Seth (Confessionals): I pick Corey, because he thinks he is all that and a bag of pork rinds. You're not, b*tch. I'm on the verge of f*cking someone. So f*ck off. Um...Adrian and Oliver because they're such d*ckfaces. They're both a bunch of jerks. That's why they f*ck boys. They g*y as a f*ck. Stupid mitches.
Oliver (Confessionals): I'm voting off the same people as my boy, Adrian. Corey, Big E., and Seth. Corey because he shows off like he has a big d*ck. B*tch, your d*ck is probably smaller than an ant. Big E. because he's an ignorant mitch. And Seth because he exists.
Corey (Confessionals): Leo needs to go because he ugly as sh*t, and Dani and Sasha need to go. All these chicks deserve to give me attention. But they're hiding their emotions. They know they wanna suck my d*ck. Excuse my language. But look at it.
The camera turned off before Corey can expose his mid-section.
END OF RECAP
The audience clapped.
Corey, "Haters. They're mad 'cause I have the biggest d*ck! And what?"
Trish, "Conor, can you see?"
Conor, "Yup! Good thing Roman is more calm!"
Trish, "Let's see the clip!"
RECAP
Conor approached Roman.
Conor: You dumb b*tch!
Roman: I'm sorry. Are you talking to me?
Conor: The h*ll I am! You ruined my bud's face!
Roman: He should of let me win that game of Uno.
Conor punches Roman.
Roman: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Roman's bad breath made Conor blind.
Conor (Confessionals): I can't see! I can't see! I have to leave the house! Bye!
Conor left in a van. He fell multiple times.
END OF RECAP
Trish, "Leo, have any ladies asked you out?"
Leo, "Yes! I have 37 ladies! Woo hoo!"
The audience laughed.
Trish, "Xaiver, you left in a bigger bang than Aiden. Let's take a look."
RECAP
Corey (Confessionals): Me and Jake are at Club Young and we are gettin' our groove on!
Corey and Jake was dancing with random girls. Xaiver was driving to Club Young.
Xaiver (Confessionals): I'ma ride on those b*tches! No one calls my baby a wh*re! No one takes my friend's instruments! No one disrespects my skin color! And no one, I mean no one, trashes my motherf*cking car!
Xaiver went into the club. He attacked Corey from behind. He started punching Corey in the head. Jake took him off. He started stomping him. Xaiver grabbed his leg and flipped him over. Xaiver grabbed a glass beer bottle and smashed over Jake's head. Many people in the club held Xaiver back.
Xaiver: You dumb motherf*cker!
The cops was called. Jake was tooken to the hospital. And Xaiver was ARRESTED!
END OF RECAP
Xaiver, "If they want it, they can get it! I'm on parole, but I'm still bad!"
Trish, "Jake, did you feel that Corey was using you?"
Jake, "Yes. He's a f*cking jerk!"
Corey, "F*ck off, Jake!"
Jake stood up and went to Corey's face.
Jake, "Stand the f*ck up! I'm about to whoop your motherf*cking a**!"
TO BE CONTINUED...