Another chapter! I'm not sure if I should continue this, it's a little hard to come up with enough pranks for each chapter, but if people have ideas for any pranks they want them to play, I'll continue it. : )
Ed forced himself to wake up. He looked around, and saw his little brother sleeping soundly with a happy look on his face. Edward sat up straight when he remembered his plans for the day. He crept down the stairs, silently, in his pajamas.
As soon as he reached the end of the stairs, he ran to the cleaning closet and grabbed a bucket. He ran to the kitchen and opened the freezer. (Did they even have refrigerators in Ed's time?!) Ed cringed at the loud groaning noises the freezer made. Ed reached inside and grabbed handfulls of ice. He silently placed them inside the bucket. He kept this going until ice covered the bottom and his fingers felt like falling off. He closed th freezer and hopped to the sink. Because it was so early in the morning, the water was so cold just a small touch would numb your skin and make it burn. Ed turned on the water and kept the stream slow to make sure no one would wake up. He impatiently hopped on one foot to another.
Once the bucket was more thn halfway full, Ed pulled it from the sink and turned the faucet off. His arms trembled from the weight of the bucket as he made his way up again. He reached Julie's room. He placed the bucket down and opened the door, cringing as it squeaked. He saw Julie sleeping with her back to the door. It was the perfect opportunity. Ed stepped silently to the bed, bucket in his hands. He quickly flipped it over and dumped its freezing contents on Julie...only to recieve no reaction.
Ed blinked and put the bucket down. He touched julie's shoulder and realized it was hard. He turned her over and came face to face with a mannequin that was sticking its tonge out at him. It took a while for the information to sink in.
Suddenly, Icey water crashed down on him like a waterfall. He screamed and stumbled back. Julie, who had transmuted a platform at the ceiling to sit on, let out a whoop.
"HAH! Did you really think you could try to play a prank on a really light sleeper?"
"C-cold!" Ed spluttered as he shook water out of his hair. Then he slipped on the water and his legs got tangled in the blankets. Edward hit the nightstand, making th lamp fall nd crash to the ground.
Julie burst out laughing, but the weight of the bukt she was holding got better of her and she fell forward off the platform. She hit th bed and bounced off, crashing into the wall that splintered and broke apart.
She sat up, still grinning, but it faded away when she heard a sharp "Ahem." She slowly turned around and faced a terrifying Winry. Julie was glad Winry was wearing her cute pajamas with wrenches on them to tone down the scariness or else Julie wouldve peed in her pants. Winry's eyes were dark and murderous, and she had her specialy-ordered, extra-large wrench used only for when Ed mad her extremely mad...Ed stopped screaming at Julie when he heard her stop laughing. He turned, and scrambled awa from the holein the wall where Winry and julie were.
"W-W-Winry...I'm s-so sorr-y f-for waking y-you up!" Ed said, quickly, clearly panicking at the sight of Winry's "special wrench." Winry slowly raised her wrench, nd the higher the wrench got the fsdter Julie and Edward's heart beat. Then the wrench flew. It went so fadt Julie didn't even realize it left her hand.
WHAM! The wrench hit its prey o hard Julie thought Ed's scull split when he passed out. Julie turned to Winry, frightened blue eyes meeting angry, robin's egg blue eyes. Winry pulled another wrench from practically thin air and launched it. It was smller than the wrench before, but Winry made that up with the level of pain.
julie yelped as she clutched her head ans scrambled away. Winry started launcing wrenches like those ball shooter things at batting cages. Julie dodged 20% of the deadly missles before she grabbed an unconscious Ed and was outta there.
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Winry was seething with pure anger as she made some automil limbs.
Al was on the couch downstairs trying to ease his brother's headache. Then Inry heard someone enter her workshop.
"Winry~. Did you have to hit brother so hard?" Al asked, timidly.
"He woke me up. FIVE. THIRTY. IN THE MORNING. HAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING WAKES UP, FIVE IN THE MORNING, TO PLAY A STUPID PRANK ON SOMEONE?!" Winry growled. Al sweat-dropped.
"But brother technically isn't the most normal person around..." Alphonee mumbled.
Winry stopped screwing the bolt in. Her sudden stop and long pause started ro unnerve Alphonse. She turned around, slowly, in her chair with an evil grin that made Al worried about Winry's health.
"Al?" Al jumped.
"Uh...um...yeah?"
"i have an idea. Aren't you sick of Ed and Julie playing pranks on each other?"
"Well...yeah?"
"How bout we play a prank on them?" Al froze.
"uh...but wait! I-"
"Come on, Al, it'll be fun. Then we'll have some pecr and quite." Winry said. She placed her screwdriver on the table.
"And I've ot the perfect one!" Winry dragged innocent little Al out the room and outside.
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Winry stood at the bottom of the stairs and looked up. Then, Ed walked down the hll and down he stairs, not noticing Winry. Then she flung her wrench at Ed...and resulted in him falling dow the stairs. Winry hopped out of the way right hen he crahed to the botom.
"WINRY!" Ed screamed. Winry huffed and chucked another wrench at him.
"I'm gong to check your automail because all those pranks are gonna damage my beautiful creation!"
"Its fine Winry, its not like I smashed it or anything!" Ed whined and flailed under his mechanic's grasp on his arm. She dragged him to the couch and started opening up his arm. Edward sighed. Once she strts something, theres no stopping her now...
Winry smirked and added a few more wires and bolts for a...special effect. Then, when Ed wasn't looking, she reached underneath the couch, pulled something olorful out, and started attaching it to the inside of his arm. He closed it up and sat back.
"Done!" She announced, and Ed hopped up.
"Thanks, Winry. Wait, why does it feel so heavy?" Ed moved his arm up and down, and Winy sid, "I added...some extra parts..."
Ed shrugged, and knowing not to question his mechanic, left. Winy smirked. Litle did Edward know this entire thing was a prank.
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"JULIE!" Winry called. "Come here and get your automail fixed!"
"YERP!COMING!" She yelled back then appeared in the room and hopped onto the couch. Winry did the same, and allowed Julie to leave.
Al walked in, and asked, "Are you sure you're okay with breaking your own automail?" Winry grinned.
"It's for a good cause."
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Julie tipstoed around the side of the house. Ed was taking the trash out, so she decided to attack him with water ballons. She grabbed a handful from a bowl of water and ran.
"YAAAAH!" Julie elted Ed again and again with the balloons while he screamed. Ed swung his arms around, trying to fend his cousin off, and accidently clipped her in the chin. She froze.
"You hit me. With your fist." Julie said. "You hit me!" She launched herself at him, and fists and kicks and yelling woke up the quiet atmosphere. Julie was about to aim a punch and Ed flung his arm to block it. when the two metal arms collided, there was a loud crash and both of their automail arms came apart. The stared at their combusted arms and fear struck their hearts.
"Winry...is going to kill us." Ed said. Julie tugged at a small string hanging out from her automail. Suddenly, there was a loud POP! and sparkly confetti shot out and rained on Ed's bewildered face.
"WINRY~!" They both screamed.
So that's all for today! I don't know if this will continue, it all depends on you! Thanks for reading! Sorry if Winry seemed a little scary. ^_^" If you have any other tricks or pranks you want them to do, please ask me in a review or PM. Thanks again!